Since I have been bored to death, and Kip Thorne has taken refuge in my humble intellect, I decided to render a software for predicting %iles..Remember, they take valuable inputs (viz. Saturn's position, the alignment of the chakras acc. to ur zodiac, that tic-tac-toe type figure in the kundli ) from Bejan Daruwalla and Smriti Irani's infamous astrologer (so all queries should be directed to these) and have duly codified them into "The kickass Kundli CAT predictor"
Salient features include, explicitly, though not limited to :
Will 60-70 attempts suffice for 99.5 %ile: What are you effing kidding me! 60-70, these are chindi nos. We do not let anything less than 85..For this we have started the CAT Clone Yojana, with a budgetary allocation of 100 crore, in which we have decided to clone guys of the DT and the UDT team and others (>85) per se (some might face gender and caste alterations) for sticking to the diversity ratio and the Govt. quota and strict adherence to the "Prevention of IIT k frustoos type scenario"
Does accuracy matter? "Accuracy" never heard of it! Owing to India's pathetic Human Development Index, we have decided to scrap the accuracy rule under the PM (CAT)Jan Shunya Yojana: Zero Effect with a budegtary allocation of 0 crores; Here the each person's score will be taken out of 0, bcoz we take all as humans, until they reach the PI stage..
Expected raw/stale score for 99 %ile: One can calculate his/her/its raw score, through the Prediction tool, where the input is "the number of times our beloved president has said "Mein" this Oath-taking season, send that as the number of protons through the particle accelerator and through a crude approximation of cross-intellect-breeding of Kip Thorne and Nolan, definitive results can be achieved
P.S: People (of the chocolaty gender ) belonging to Gemini will have their CAT percentiles mysteriously singularized
I have 91, 87 and 55 in my tenth twelfth and Graduation respectively. I'm expecting above 98 in CAT. Do I have any chance in IIM R. Any seniors with similar profiles? @IIM_Ranchi
till what time will the application process be open tomorrow?.
When a number is removed from a finite collection of consecutive natural numbers, the average of the remaining is 50.55. Find all possible collection natural numbers and the number removed.
Gave CAT on 22nd Nov, 2nd Slot.
CL %ile Predictor Conservative %ile-89.57
can i get calls?
Hi, what could be the cut-off for CAT and XAT? Also can any one help me with last dates of Applications?
My father is a businessman , what shall i fill in the
*Father's Designation' textbox
where are IISWBM representatives? 8th December is the last date, and still no pagalguy forum and the pdf file of the Challan is damaged....
Which of the following agencies acts as the nuclear watchdog of United Nations?
Kaise hain sab bhai log?
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Sir, I had gone through all b school rankings, but they had not mentioned SPM !! Though Placements are good, why they had not considered it in B school ranking?????
1). Nonetheless, Tocqueville was only one of the first of a long line of thinkers to worry whether such rough equality could survive in the face of a growing factory system that threatened to create divisions between industrial workers and a new business elite.
2)."The government of democracy brings the nation of political rights to the level of the humblest citizens. He wrote ," Just as the dissemination of wealth brings the notion of property within the reach of all the members of the community".
3). Tocqueville was far too shrewd an observer to be uncritical about the US, but his verdict was fundamentally positive.
4). No visitor to the US left a more enduring record of his travels and observations than the French writer and political theorist Alexis de Tocqueville, whose 'Democracy in America', first published in 1835, remains one of the most trenchant and insightful analyses of American social and political practises.
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I knew A and C would not work out. Had still done a night out hoping for a miracle.
A came and as expected it was a ding. I absolutely was in awe of A and despite having XL and FMS and knowing I had messed up my interview, I wished I could get a convert.
Then came C. I thought of not even looking at the result as I had been kicked out of interview room unceremoniously.
And it was a straight convert for both PGDM and PGDCM :drinking:
It was a miracle happening right infront of me. Now in retrospect, I realized it was a really big stress interview and I maintained my calm at all point in time.
Finally Joka dream came true for me. It's like a big bollywood movie- things get screwed up and then comes the happy ending.
I would like to thank my parents- for being with me at every point in times- even at times when they had no clue about why i'm doing what i'm doing in life.
I would like to thank prem_ravi, R@J,harshadk, neha.visionary, naga,marijuana and many others for their constant motivation and help.
I would like to thank DT-10,SBT,BDT,BBBT for giving a place to hopeless loser like me in the team. DT-10(doc,bmr and everyone) deserves a special mention for it's awesome members- all 10 of them.
I would like to thank my gang in bangalore- rsriram84, shabadp, yogsconnect, apatchofsnow and cat_demon and all the puys in b'lore- kinji,mechie,PP, khatana and everyone with whom I had a great time here.
I would like to thank PG for giving me a great platform to connect to all this wonderful people and the whole PG fraternity .
I would like to thank SuX,snits,VV ,afc and utsi. SuX and Snits- you had more belief in me than maybe I had on myself \_____________0/
Edit: I think some of the last lines got deleted...don;t know why..so updating them again->
Thanks to birbal bhai and prem bhai for all their motivation
(Sorry if I missed out somebody's name. )
(Lots of thanks eh? But then the fight has been little long too)
And finally thanks to the special person in my life..without her it would not have been possible.
Also, I have talked to her parents and they've no issues....so it's all settled :)
It's like a big bollywood movie where things get really nasty in interval and then comes the good old "Happy Ending".
Converts- IIM C,L, FMS,IIFT-k
W/L- IIM-I (WL-51),XL (BM WL-29), NITIE(WL-89) (All 3 finally converted)
Finally joining Joka
A by product of CAT preparation: with God's grace I have cleared SBI PO
I have 9.6 in my 10th boards and 93% in my 12 boards.But my college average gpa is around 8.Does my low gpa put me at a great disadvantage?
Let A= set of all divisors of 8100 and B= set of all divisors of 21600.what is the product of the elements of AUB?