Kindly excuse any errors in English. Still trying to improve upon it!
A lot of celebrities endorse a lot many brands, as we may see on television everyday. I always wonder what will the real life implications of these brands will be, in lives of these stars!
Mr.Salman Khan claims- “Mai relaxo hawai pehenta hu ,maa kasam”.
R.I.P. his first mom and Helen Ji. He has literally killed her mother alive by saying this!
Moreover, he says “Mai Revital leta hu 15 saal se, mere father kehte the isme gyncin * vagarah hai, sehat ke liye bahut accha hai. ” Salman, didn’t your father gave you tips on how to act, how to cry onscreen and how to settle before you die single??
Mr. Amitabh Bachchan certainly has no other work these days than to stand on a roadside podium and yell out how our jewellers make a fool of us in the name of making charges and how the angels of KALYAN JEWELLERS will save us from getting doomed by sacrificing their share of profit and making us happy. Yes yes, Mother Teresa has taken rebirth as the M.D. of Kalyan Jewellers. I so wish that this concept of making charges is included in his grandaughter’s syllabus! And I hope he gets a feedback from her.
And now Junior B. This poor guy still has no idea as to where is his career heading. I don’t know how Big B got an idea to make his son an actor. If @all he would have sent him to some good acting school, he would have been surely endorsing cellphones like NOKIA and SAMSUNG rather than their sim cards!
Mrs. Hema Malini has a very glowing face, and why not, water improves glow on face and what she does all day is drink KENT RO purified water!
Kareena recently blasted on her agency for bringing up an offer for endorsing an anti aging cream. Sure Kareena. you don’t seem to age yet, but get ready, it’s almost time now. Look @ Kajol, she has captured the market of such products, and of those which are for a yummy mummy !
Varun Dhawan, in the Gatsby hair gel advertisement says -“Hero ke baal kabhi kharaab nahi hote”. I wanna ask this Student Of the Year whether Gatsby was common in 1970’s with poor guys going out hunting for a job and returning home to a blind mother saying-“Maa, mujhe naukri mil gai”!
And finally, my favourite PC (Priyanka Chopra). Baby, @one end you endorse Pepsi and Nikon, and on the other, EXO DISH-WASH BAR! Bubli and Pinky disasters are bearable, but sweetie this is too much, given you really don’t look like someone who washes dishes!
There are many other examples, but I hope you have got my point. Hope you enjoyed it!