1. Facebook needs a navigation system with alerts like, “scroll fast to avoid disgusting pictures.”
2. Of all the unsolved mysteries, I wonder why we must stop talking to be able to start peeing.
3.What the heck does the “z” in “LOLZ” mean…. “Laugh Out Loud…. Zebras?
4. I hate it when people are at your house and ask “Do you have a bathroom?” No, we poop in the yard.
5. Today, 2 year olds can unlock an iPhone, open and close their favorite apps all by themselves. When I was that age, I was eating dirt.
6.I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day
7. Flies only live for 24 hours.. Except for the ones that get in your room. Those bas***ds live forever.
8.I wish I were as attractive to women as I am to mosquitoes.
9. I really pity whoever is the last man on earth. Most women agree they want nothing to do with that guy.
10. Whenever I read ‘made in INDIA’ I loudly announce “suck it up China.”