Delhi: Earlier today in a press conference, Rahul Gandhi, India’s most visionary leader till date announced that he would be appearing for CAT (country’s most overhyped exam) this year.
Seems like a natural reaction from Mr. Gandhi after a lot of people openly ridiculed him as ‘P*ssy’, CAT’s more respected and nationwide accepted sibling.
None of the congress party members have given any reaction on this news so far because, as always, they have no idea what Rahul said during the conference. To be fair to Rahul, it’s not his fault this time. No one expects politicians to know anything related to education anyway.
Narendra Modi, however, reacted to this move in a way peculiar to his style and said “900 choohe khaa ke billi haj ko chali”, in a conclave organized by collecting money from Gujarat MBA aspirants. There was wide applause after Modi’s comment but our guess is as good as yours. No one understood anything.
“We are a country where a lot of people fear for their jobs and they think cracking this exam would give them a good shot at it or at least buy them 2 more years.”, Rahul Gandhi making some sense for the first time in his life.
To this comment, one of our correspondent Bechara Bandhu, asked Mr. Gandhi “Sir, are you trying to find a new job or buying 2 more years?”
Before Rahul could say anything, Sonia Gandhi interrupted the proceedings saying “Please you all go. He has to study now. He will come play with you guys tomorrow”, while handing over a glass of Bournvita to Rahul.
We failed to schedule an interview with Manmohan Singh as he was busy preparing an ordinance for allowing convicts to appear for CAT and learn management skills, so that next time they would be able to manage their crimes well enough and not get caught.
According to sources, although MMS was preparing the ordinance, he could not stop thinking about Rahul appearing for CAT and burst out laughing a few times. Sources said they even heard MMS say ‘LOL’ once.
We will keep you posted with Rahul’s preparations and mock CAT scores in the upcoming days.