Recalling one of my ex-colleague’s PJ which went like; “Duniya me teen tarah k dukhi hote hai. Ek khud k dukh se dukhi,dusra dusre k dukh se dukhi, teesra khaa-m-khaa dukhi.” Well, I found everybody in the third condition.
Me: Whassuppp guys ???
Reply 1: Lagi padi hai yaar !!! Fed up of 9 to 9 job !!!
Reply 2: Save me !!! Ghar waale meri shaadi karwa k maanenge.
Reply 3: Yet to get a job mann !!! Seems like the whole world is placed except me.
1(to 3): Maze lele jab tak placement nahi hota.
Me: But sitting idle at home is too frustrating.
3(to Me): Man, tell me about it!!! Even my parents have started taunting me.
2: Somebody please talk to my parents. Pleeezzzzz !!!
Me(to 2):Coming your place, this Sunday.
1(to 2): Me too coming. But why don’t you wanna settle down ??
2: Are You kidding me?? Settle down?? Leave. You “boys” won’t understand the family pressure over a girl to get married. Career always comes second to marriage for us. No such drama for you boys.
Me: (hate doing Boys v/s Girls fight but still) think other way round. Settling with career is not an option but eligibility criteria for us; I mean ‘boys’. We don’t have the family pressure to get married but we have to think of whole pressure of our own family after marriage. Not a compulsion for you “Girls”.
1(to Me):Dil jeet liya bhai. (to 3) Kahaan mar gaya ???
3: Here only mann. Nothing special !! No fun. No life.
1: Seriously dude ?? Your Dad has a full fledged business.
3:Cumm’on man, I can’t keep selling refrigerators and LEDs to people lifelong.
I wish it would be like this:
Me: Whassupp guys ???
Reply 1: Just came home. Routine day but I somehow managed to start gym.
2: And I managed to escape another almost-final-marriage-proposal.
3: Results waiting for 2 Walk-ins I appeared last week. Meanwhile helping my Dad’s business, unwilling though.
1 : Cool man. But if you are unwilling, ask your Dad if he permits you for practicing your passion for dancing.
Me: Gimme a partner and I’ll join Salsa sessions to give you a company. ?
2(to Me): Try me. But I need a favor in turn. You have to talk to my parents to stop showing me proposal pictures for another year or two. Me : Deal.
1: I’ll join for this noble cause of saving an abla naari.
2: Abla Naari ?? You are not entering my house next time. ?
1: Arre chill. First you try to sit and talk to them when they are actually in a mood to listen and not when they come to you with another picture. (to 3): Abe kahaan mar gaya ??
3: Nothing. was enjoying R….Rajkumar songs. Light stuff.
1: Enjoy your free time. 2(to 3):Are you really enjoying selling Refrigerators and LEDs.
2(to 3):Are you really enjoying selling Refrigerators and LEDs.
3: Already sold one to your Dad today. I did enjoy that one. ?
I wish !