Why do I write for PaGaLGuY Channels?
The day I became a published writer, my social standing got a shot in the arm. Now, I don’t let any occasion slip by without displaying my literary prowess. I entertain my friends by converting my thoughts into monologues for them. I translate my Mom’s Daily soaps into chaste English (Though ‘Balika Vadhu’ is kind-of a challenge). I wonder why my friends are alienating me now. And my parents are debating over sending me to an asylum or not (For the record, the asylum people refused…)
Anyway, in return for this service to society , I am being cast-off and isolated. But that is good. I am a lone wolf, a crusader for justice. Silent guardian. Watchful protector, you get the hint.
But in addition to all this, Pagalguy also sent me this sooper cool hamper!!
Even the Cover box had me intrigued! Here’s why…
Here’s what was inside:
1) Chai glasses
2) Phantom Cigarettes
3) Small whiteboard
4) Kick-ass stickers!
Now, everybody knows – Chai + Sutta = Dope for Writers
However, this is not the cigarette I had in mind! Gave me a tremendous sugar rush though…. Wheeeeee!!!!!!!
This, and the super cool editor’s letter, got me all charged up and into a psuedo-hulk mode. I ended up breaking one of the chai glasses with my bare hands.
So, I picked up my trusty whiteboard, and got to work on my next article. Ended up just doodling, but it was real fun!!
So this is a shout-out to The editorial Team! You guys are doing a tremendous job with channels. Keep it going and call out to me whenever you need something done from me. I would recommend a small bat-signal type arrangement. But maybe LED, you know, energy saving type……I’ll leave the details to you guys. See you around!