WHY : My bed sheet gives me the ugliest look it can give to anything in this world, so I realise it’s time for me to change it, BADLY!!!
Simple steps of ‘Mental’ (strictly MENTAL) calculation:
1. 1st I hv 2 remove all the stuff over it in order to pull it off!!
2. For that, I need 2 put the countless stuff somewhere else.
3. I realise there is no other place to keep it, as the table and the almirah are even much bigger horror than the bed!!!
4. I am about to keep all the stuff on the table to empty it, on floor (after too much of hard thinking), but ALAS, the floor is not clean itself!!
5. Mental calculation continues, and I realise I need to first broom the floor, than rub it hard with a wet cloth to make it eligible for keeping all my stuff on table (books need respect , u know)!!!
6. Further, I realise that after cleaning the floor up, I will first put the stuff on table on floor, then that of bed on table, than pull off the bedsheet ,then put the new one, then put the whole stuff back at place after cleaning everything!!!!
7. Final step: Mental calculation stops, and I speak aloud -” BED SHEET ITNI BHI GANDI NAI HUI HAI”!!