SBI PO 2016 : Admit Card, Syllabus, Results

Guys some people here are making fun out of us by posting shit about "results". So all we can do is 1. Comment "Fake" in the comments section. 2. Report him/her.

 

Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car.


The only thing he said was,


"F.F."


His wife turned to him and answered, "E.F."


Out on the highway, he said, "F.F."


She replied simply .. "E.F"



He repeated , "F.F."


She again replied, "E.F."



"Mom! Dad!" their son yelled.


"Whats going on?"


Bad Bernie answered, ..."Your mother wants to eat first "

darr lg rha hn .... sbi se ni movie se conjuring 2 

10 baj gye..ab Beer and Wine Shop, Angreji Sharab Ki Sarkari Dukaan etc. bhi band..ab kya kiya jaye?

Your guess !

  • Today Night
  • Notification about delay in result
  • 1st 12 AM
  • 30th 5 PM
  • 30th 10 AM

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i feel for saba naqvi.....arnab shows no mercy....poor hot chick

Theeeeeeeeeeee Day is here.......................

Can't sleep .......God save me ....

Agent vinod, ek joke suna do..... Neend achchi aayegi !!!

sunhaaaaaaaaaani raat dhal chuki hai naajaane tum kab ayoge !!

M sure ki Aaj bhi result nhi usski postponed date ka notification aayega.

site not working :)

Didnt you guys sleep all night ??😄 First thing in the morning opened pg instead of SBI for live updates.. And found ""SITE NOT WORKING"" GOOD MORNING and hope we all ROCK today

Bas ek haan ke intezaar mein raat yunhi guzar jayegi ... ab toh bas uljhan hai saath mere, neend kahan aayegi ... subah ki kiran na jaane kaunsa sandesh layegi ... rim jhim si gungunayegi ya pyas adhoori reh jayegi.... ~ piyush mishra

 

Confession II

A sixteen-year-old girl goes to confession. "Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday."

"Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch??" the priest asked.

"Because, father, he touched me on my arm without permission"

"Do you mean like this??" He touches her arm.

"Yes father."

"That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch."

"But father he also touched my br**ts."

"You mean like this??" He touches her br**ts..

"Yes father."

"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."

"But father, he took off my clothes."

"Like this??" He takes off her clothes.

"Yes father."

"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."

"But father he then put his you-know-what in my you-know-where."

"Like this??" He put his you-know-what in her you-know-where.

"Yes father," she says sometime later.

"But that's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."

"But father, he has AIDS."

"THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!"

 John and Jill were about to go into his apartment, and before he could open his door, Jill said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door."

John says, "Well, give me some examples."

Jill proceeds to tell him, "Well, the first way is, if a guy shoves his key into the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me."

"The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced and that isn't for me either."

Then Jill said, "Honey, how do you unlock your door?"

John proceeds to say, "Well, first, before I do anything else, I lick the lock." 

teri(Final result pdf) chunar ud ud jaae!!! hae dil mera ghabraae!!! 

 Who Was The First Indian To Perform A #SurgicalStrike For India In A Foreign Country ?


Ans :- Hanuman In Sri Lanka . ;)


#LankaJalaDi 

If u r a P.O in other nationalized bank... & u got both LIC aao & SBI PO. What will u choose??

  • LIC AAO
  • Let me get a job first
  • SBI PO
  • Continue ur old job

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