SBI PO 2016 : Admit Card, Syllabus, Results

 

the HONEYMOON with tolio



A young couple left their wedding reception, arriving at the hotel for
the first night of their honeymoon.

They cracked the champagne and began undressing.

When the bridegroom removed his socks,his new wife said, "Your toes
look all mangled and funny." " I had tolio as a child," the husband
replied.

"You mean polio? " she asked. "No, the disease only affected my toes."
The bride was satisfied with this, and they continued undressing.

When the groom took off his pants, his bride exclaimed, "What's wrong
with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!" "As a child, I also
had kneasles," he explained.

"You mean measles?" she asked. " No, kneasles. It was a strange illness
that only affected my knees."

The new bride was satisfied with this answer. As the undressing
continued,her husband removed his undies.

"Let me guess, " the wife said. "Smallcox?"

Site not working properly .. 😂 😂 


@7 : 59 AM

Let's try to keep focus of the group on sbi results by not posting any non veg jokes....earlier was typo sorry

site working now @8 : 10 AM

site down ,,,we expect a result and then the site starts workin we rush to see the result and see result sbi po mains phase II in the menu panel we get shock,,,we do not see phase II and get shocked ,,this is sbi for us

Will SBI post marks today or just the list of selected candidates?

Anyone plz suggest me some good sites for preparing input output high level ques .....?

Whr is d result @9.08am ?

#breaking : huge activity spotted around SBI.co.in..

Meine kal se Daily GK Updates  likhne ka mann bna liya hai..u know.... :(

Me: sir, woh result tha aaj, kab ayega?😀 SBI: abhi lunch time hai, baad me aana.....😠 Me: sir, lunch me kya hai 😂

It is so strange... even after waiting for so long, the restlessness increases with every passing minute now

Anybody feeling his hopes fading as result time is coming.. :'(

Since we can expect results anytym now, I wish all u group mates a very gudluck.. Whatever d result b,we have eliminated more than a million candidates to reach here,which in itself s a very big achievement.. If we will keep working like this,then no dream s distant one.. Gudluck n cheers

Actually is there any valid source that result will cme today?actually who said result will come today?

There is a lot to thank for to this thread! When I created my pagalguy account, I didn't know anyone, but one, now I know a lot of people personally and have made a lot of friends. There is something emotional of this thread than just being a preparation and discussion group. 


Now, it is the time when many of us will not be seen from tomorrow, if the result is declared today, which most probably will. And, I want to thank everyone here, for the share of curiosity, joy, jokes, idiotic comments and the knowledge that we all shared with each other. 


Some will clear this final hurdle, and some will not. For people who do not clear, there is something I want to mention: DO NOT STAY BACK! Just keep on moving. One exam doesn't define your career and your life, try for this again, be stubborn for your destination and success will touch your feet. If you do fail, don't get bogged down by this failure, and make it your mantra and strategise for the next year from today itself if SBI is your dream. 


Also, if you make it, please be around so that you can be a help for new aspirants who know very little about these exams.  


If I make it, I'll be around, and if you don't see me from tomorrow, you'd know that next year, on the same result day, I'll post "I am in". 


All the best everyone for the result! :blush: 

kaun kaun select hone par saare navratre fast rahega.....

SYMPTOMS:

1)My heart palpatating, sqeezing every drop of blood out of it like a lava erupted from a volcano.

2)Can feel the blood rushing through every nerve of my body with jet speed

3)feels like air had put some weight on my chest,unable to breath.

4)Brain is already NUMB, cant taste the food,cant feel the music,even cant enjoy the sleep ❤️ 

REPORT: POSITIVE

DISEASE:SBI FLU

Does anyone observe the same  symptoms 😄 


Like if u too are scared to open sbi site and so come here to check if results came or not.

ATB for everybody 👍

Assumptions: 1000 candidates out of 4767 have SCORED 130 out of 250 and another 500 have scored 110 out of 250 and rest 700 have scored 90 out of 250 (1000+500+700= 2200 candidates). In interview on an average 35 marks have been scored. This way cut off will lie between 43.5 and 55.5 irrespective of category.