A young couple left their wedding reception, arriving at the hotel for
the first night of their honeymoon.
They cracked the champagne and began undressing.
When the bridegroom removed his socks,his new wife said, "Your toes
look all mangled and funny." " I had tolio as a child," the husband
replied.
"You mean polio? " she asked. "No, the disease only affected my toes."
The bride was satisfied with this, and they continued undressing.
When the groom took off his pants, his bride exclaimed, "What's wrong
with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!" "As a child, I also
had kneasles," he explained.
"You mean measles?" she asked. " No, kneasles. It was a strange illness
that only affected my knees."
The new bride was satisfied with this answer. As the undressing
continued,her husband removed his undies.
site down ,,,we expect a result and then the site starts workin we rush to see the result and see result sbi po mains phase II in the menu panel we get shock,,,we do not see phase II and get shocked ,,this is sbi for us
Since we can expect results anytym now, I wish all u group mates a very gudluck..
Whatever d result b,we have eliminated more than a million candidates to reach here,which in itself s a very big achievement..
If we will keep working like this,then no dream s distant one..
Gudluck n cheers
There is a lot to thank for to this thread! When I created my pagalguy account, I didn't know anyone, but one, now I know a lot of people personally and have made a lot of friends. There is something emotional of this thread than just being a preparation and discussion group.
Now, it is the time when many of us will not be seen from tomorrow, if the result is declared today, which most probably will. And, I want to thank everyone here, for the share of curiosity, joy, jokes, idiotic comments and the knowledge that we all shared with each other.
Some will clear this final hurdle, and some will not. For people who do not clear, there is something I want to mention: DO NOT STAY BACK! Just keep on moving. One exam doesn't define your career and your life, try for this again, be stubborn for your destination and success will touch your feet. If you do fail, don't get bogged down by this failure, and make it your mantra and strategise for the next year from today itself if SBI is your dream.
Also, if you make it, please be around so that you can be a help for new aspirants who know very little about these exams.
If I make it, I'll be around, and if you don't see me from tomorrow, you'd know that next year, on the same result day, I'll post "I am in".
Assumptions: 1000 candidates out of 4767 have SCORED 130 out of 250 and another 500 have scored 110 out of 250 and rest 700 have scored 90 out of 250 (1000+500+700= 2200 candidates). In interview on an average 35 marks have been scored. This way cut off will lie between 43.5 and 55.5 irrespective of category.