SBI PO 2016 : Admit Card, Syllabus, Results

Post Ur GA marks..

I doubt Does SBI release the result tomo ?

Any sort of Delay as intrvws were held up to sep 11 ?

lets keep posting tonight something or the other with a timelag of not more than 10 mins or so...until result comes


Hope sbi won't release another date tomorrow for results! 

Left ubi...in hope of SBI and now I am scared as hell about result....

Ok...Time pass question : if sbi fails someone in GDPI toh uska marks add hoga ya nahi ?


P.S. dont bash me up ...this is purely for time pass 😝 

I haven't posted my attempts till now.....BTW ache h but will post once get selected

mere baggi mera ghoda jo like na kare wo........



ps: jise samjh aye wo hase jise na aye age badhe 😂 😂 

How many of you appeared in sbi po interview 2015?

So jao bhailog ab kal 10 am ke pahle kuch nahi aayega..

neem ka patta kadwa h 

mr hola ..... h !!!!



bhai ye toh koi samjho

2015 candidates please share your interview and final marks?

can i share some semi-non veg joes here?

finally the wait is over.

Since the mains took place in a single slot so will any normalization take place with respect to accuracy... i.e total marks will be given as such or will candidates with high accuracy get some extra marks and vice versa?TIA😀😀

 Bob was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices - either I maul you to death or we make love." After considering briefly, Bob decided to accept the latter alternative. So the black bear had his way with Bob.

Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Bob soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, that was a big mistake, Bob that was my cousin and you've got two choices - either I maul you to death or I make love with you." Again, Bob thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death.
So the grizzly had his way with Bob.

Although he survived, it took several months before Bob fully recovered. Now Bob was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shoot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Bob. You don't come here for the hunting, do you?"  

 One day, as Dr. Watson entered the room, sherlock holmes said calmly, "watson! you are wearing the same yellow underwear today as you wore yesterday."
watson was amazed. " holmes! i have always been admiring your deduction abilities, but how on earth do you know that..."
"because my dear watson!..." holmes replied, " you have forgot to wear pant over your underwear." 

 A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend.

She was thrilled at the speed. 'If I do 250 kph, will you take off your clothes?' he smirked. 'Yes,' said his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets up to 250, she peeled off all her clothes.

Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.

'Go and get help!' he cried.
'But I can't! I'm naked and my clothes are gone!'
'Take my shoe' he said 'and cover yourself.'

Holding the shoe over her privates, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, 'Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!'

The proprietor looked at the shoe and fainted.......!!!!!!!!! 

I am out..

Guys....does anyone know why BLUETOOTH is called BLUETOOTH?