Your Rapunzel...!!!
door rehna se rishatey nahi tutta karte waqt ki dhund me lamhe nahi chuta karte log kehta hai ki mera sapna tutt gaya tuuti need hai sapne nahi tutta karte
good nt and swt dreams.so keep dreaming becoz they are like stars...u may never touch them,but if u follow them they will lead u to ur destiny
"I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear."
― Nelson Mandela
Yaara re yaara re
Kyu faaslo m bhi tu yaara re....
Dedicated to my alll missing frnds of pg
Good morning
M back
😁
बगीचे के बाहर एक बोर्ड लगा हुआ था,
जिस पर लिखा हुआ था कि, जो आदमी पहले जो फल तोड़ेगा उसे वो फल निगलना होगा.
उन लोगों ने बोर्ड नहीं पढ़ा और बगीचे में घुस गए.....
मोदी जी ने सबसे पहले एक बेर तोड़ा.
तुरंत एक पहरेदार आया और बोला सर अब आप को ये फल निगलना होगा.
मोदी जी ने बेर को निगल लिया.
थोड़ा आगे जाकर लालू जी ने एक सेब तोड़ा.....
पहरेदार बोला सर ये सेब अब आपको निगलना होगा.....
लालू जी हँसने और रोने लगे......
पहरेदार - सर आप रो रहे हैं???
भाई हम इस लिए रो रहा हूँ की एतना बड़ा सेब निगलूं कईसे??
पर सर आप हंस क्यों रहे हैं???
अरे भैया हम इस लिए हंस रहा हूँ कि, ऊ नितिशवा कटहर तोड़ के बईठा है.....
An American businessman was standing at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish.
"How long did it take you to catch them?" the American asked.
"Only a little while" the Mexican replied.
"Why don't you stay out longer and catch more fish?" the American then asked.
"I have enough to support my family's immediate needs" the Mexican said.
"But" the American then asked, "What do you do with the rest of your time?"
The Mexican fisherman said: "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take a siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos. I have a full and busy life, senor."
The American scoffed: "I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and with the proceeds you could buy a bigger boat and, with the proceeds from the bigger boat, you could buy several boats. Eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman, you would sell directly to the consumers, eventually opening your own can factory. You would control the product, processing and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then LA and eventually NYC where you will run your expanding enterprise."
The Mexican fisherman asked: "But senor, how long will this all take?"
To which the American replied: "15-20 years."
"But what then, senor?"
The American laughed and said: "That's the best part. When the time is right, you would announce an IPO - an Initial Public Offering - and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich. You would make millions."
"Millions, senor? Then what?"
The American said slowly: "Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take a siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos..."
DUAL DEGREES , 3C COURSES DRAW ASPIRANTS TO AMITY
Looking for dual degrees , three-continent (3C) programme or aerospace engineering or BCom(LLB) - something Delhi University and jamia millia Islamia cant boast of ? with its wide range of courses , Amity University , Noida , is fast becoming a popular destination for higher studies among students .
The applicants for addmission to the university for the undergraduate programmes are being accepted till july 15
The university has 72 undergraduate courses - 30 introduced this year at its newly established Greater Noida campus ."But the strength of the university is the holistic development of the students , "said Atul chauhan , chancellor Amity University , "we too are receiving applications from higher scorers but we dont go by the cutoff system which eliminates , We have a holistic approach while enrolling students he sais ,
"overall , we have 9,000 seats for which we had received 1.5 lakh applications last year . Of these , we had shortlisted 35,000 for interviews , " chauhan said.
TALKING MORE ABOUT AMITY UNIVERSITY .............
There are 15,000 Amity students availing full or partial scholarships. "Currently , we have 6,000 students who have 90% aggregate in physics , chemistry and maths . At amity , no meritorious student will be turned away due to financial issues .Any student whohas scored 93% and above gets full scholarship ", said chauhan . Under its three continent programmes , students study in India , UK , USA
@Khaleesi jiii Returns
JANE KITNE DINO KE BAAD GALI ME AAJ CHAND NIKLA ..¤`¤...
Main toh bas teri chaahat mein chahoon rehna sada
Main toh bas teri kurbat mein chahoon rehna sada
Saaya bhi tera main, hone na doon juda
Maine tay kar liya
Tere ishq pe, tere waqt pe
Bas haqq hai ik mera
Teri rooh pe, tere jism pe
Bas haqq hai ik mera... (3)
Jab main chhota tha, shayad duniya bahut badi hua karti thi,
Mujhe yaad hai mere gharse school tak ka vo raasta,
Kya kya nahi tha wahan,
Chaat ke thele,
jalebi ki dukaan,
Barf ke gole, sab kuchh.
Ab wahan, mobile shop, video parlour hain,
Fir bhi sab suna hai,
Shayad ab duniya simat rahi hai.
Jab main chhota tha shayad shaamein bahut lambi hua karti thi,
Main hath mein patang ki dor liye ghanton uda karta tha,
Wo lambi cycle race, vo bachpan ke khel,
Vo har shaam thak kar choor ho jana,
Ab shaam nahi hoti, Din dhalta hai aur sidhe raat ho jati hai,
Shayad waqt simat raha hai,
Jab main chhota tha shayad dosti bahut gahri hua karti thi,
Din bhar vo hujoom banakar khelna,
Vo doston ke ghar ka khana,
Vo ladkiyon ki baatein, vo saath mein rona,
Ab bhi kai dost hain par dosti jane kahan hai,
Jab bhi traffic signal par milte hain, Hi ho jati hai,
Aur apne apne raaste chal dete hain,
Holi, Diwali, new year par bar sms aa jate hain,
Shayad ab rishte badal rahe hain,
jab main chhota tha khel bhi ajeeb hua karte the,
Chhupan chhupai, langdi tang, tippi tippi top ,
Aur ab internet , office se fursat hi nahi milti,
Shayad zindagi badal rahi hai,
Zindagi ka sabse bada sach yahi hai,
Jo aksar kabristan ke baahar board par likha hota hai,
Manjil to yahi thi bus zindagi guzar gayi meri yahan aate aate,
Zindagi ka lamha bahut chhota sa hai,
Kal ki koi bunyad nahai hai aur aane wala kal sirf sapne mein hai,
Ab bach gaye is pal mein,
Tamannaon se bhari is zindagi mein hum sirf bhaag rahe hain
Kuch raftar dheeme karo mere dost,
Aur is zinadagi ko jiyo, khub jiyo mere dost.
-GULZAR
Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom.
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From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
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She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
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Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
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As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
Husband says : "Hi Darling, Your parents have come to visit us, so let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you said Hello to them.."
Balance is the key.....
@er.pargatsidhu 😂 jo socha tha uske lyrics ni mile isi se kam chalao 😂
Jine Mainu Maar Suteya,
Jine Mera Dil Luteya,
Jine Mera Dil Luteya,
Lakk Patla Billori Ohde Nain, Nain,
Kanni Jhumke Hulare Ohde Lain Lain,
Gallan Kardi,
Hoye,
Kardi Sehad Ton Mithiyan,
Awesome 😃 👍