Rise To Smileeee……😃😇😆☀️

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What is your answer to some basic questions like

1. Why was I born ?

2. What is the purpose of life ?

3. What am I gonna offer to this world more than Gandhi, Buddha and Theresa ?

4. Why am I still alive ?

Life is not a bed of roses.

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bulandi kaha der tak kisi shaksh ke hisse me rehti hai....unchi imarat har ghari khatre me rehti hai...jeh aisa karz hai jo main kabhi ada nhi kar sakta.....jab tak ghar na pahuch jau maa meri sajde me rehti hai.... Munawwar Rana

WE'RE THE MIDDLE CHILDREN OF HISTORY, MAN. NO PURPOSE OR PLACE. WE HAVE NO GREAT WAR. NO GREAT DEPRESSION. OUR GREAT WAR'S A SPIRITUAL WAR... OUR GREAT DEPRESSION IS OUR LIVES.!!!

नया संस्कार:

यदि आपके घर कोई पधारें

तो उसे पानी पूछने से पहले कहिये "

प्रणाम,

लाइये में आपका फोन चार्जिंग

पे लगा दूँ "

कसम से दिल से दुआ देगा सामने वाला..... फिर पूछो .... आपको वाई फाई .... का पासवर्ड दे दू ... तो खुशी से पगला जायेगा ! 😄😄

एक छोटे बच्चे ने अपनी माँ से कहा माँ मैं

इतना बड़ा कब हो जाउंगा की आप से बिना

पूछे कहीं भी जा सकूं

माँ ने दिल को छु जाए ऐसा जवाब दिया....

बेटा इतना बड़ा तो तेरा बाप भी नहीं हुआ....😜😜😂

For IT Puys... 

Modiji sirf Development ki baat karte hai.

Yeh sunkar Testing aur Support wale naraz hai 😛

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Husband: Tumhare Shaadi Se

Pehle Kitne Boyfriend The?

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Wife Silent.

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Husband Chilla Ke:

Mai Iss Khamoshi Ko Kya Samjhu?

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Wife: Haaye Rabba.

Gin To Rahi Hu, Chilla Kyun Rahe Ho.

ωσмєη ωιll вє ωσмєη... 

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A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up ?"

God said, "No, you have another 34 years 2 live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided 2 stay in the hospital

& have a face-lift, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color   

Finally she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.

Arriving in front of God, she asked, 

"You said I had another 34 years 2 live.

Why didn't you save me from the truck?"

(You'll love this)

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God replied: 

"I couldn't recognize you!"

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Aur karo makeup 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😛

Ye jo badhte faasle hai tere mere darmiyaan,

in me kuchh to kasoor tera bhi tha

Wo jo lavz the tere berukhi key,

un me kuchh to kasoor mera bhi tha...!!!

GF k aage Indian Constitution bhi fail...

Hello All I'm new to this forum is there any PG app available. :| 

Pyar ka anjaam kisne dekha, hum to mohabbat kiye ja rhe hain 😃