Rise To Smileeee……😃😇😆☀️

Life Is Too Short To Wake Up With Regrets.

So Love The People Who Treat You Right.

And Forget About Those Who Don't.

And Believe

Everything Happens For A Reason.

If You Get A Chance, Take It.

If It Changes Your Life, Let It.

Nobody Said Life Would Be Easy,

They Just Promised

It Would Be Worth It.

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That thing that you do, after your day job, in your free time, too early in the morning, too late at night. That thing you read about, write about, think about, in fact fantasize about. That thing you do when you're all alone and there's no one to impress, nothing to prove, no money to be made, simply a passion to pursue. That's it. That's your thing. That's your heart, your guide. That's the thing you must, must do.

Ham chayadar ped jamane ke kaam aye...jab sookhne lge toh jalane ke kaam aye....aur talwaar ki myaan fekna mat mumkin hai kabhi dushman ko darane ke kaam aye...kaccha smjh k bech na dena ghar ho sakta hai kabhi sir chupane ke kaam aye......

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Faisla jo bhi ho manzoor hona chahiye.....ishq ho ja jang ho bharpoor hona chahiye....vichrna bhi hai jaroori yar milne ke liye...pass rehna hai toh thora door hona chahiye....

jab kabhi bolana waqt par bolana.......muddaton sochna mukhtasar bolana.....dal dega mushqil mein ik din tujhe......ae parinde tera shakh par bolana.......pahale kuch dur tak sath chal ke parakh.....phir mujhe hamsafar hamsafar bolana....umr bhar ke liye mujhe besada kar gaya.......tera ik bar muh pher kar bolana........meri khanabadoshi se puche koi......kitna mushkil hai raste ko ghar bolana....kyon hai khamosh sone ke chidiya bata......lag gai tujh ko kis ke nazar bol na.....

These three poets are legendary in Urdu literature .

ग़ालिब(1797 -1869)

इक़बाल(1877-1938)

फ़राज़(1931-2008)

Ghalib started it in the 19th century .

" ज़ाहिद, शराब पीने दे मस्जिद में बैठ कर...

या वो जगह बता, जँहा खुदा नहीं "

Allama Iqbal was not convinced. ...He decided to reply about half a century later,... his poetic reply to Ghalib.

" मस्जिद खुदा का घर है, पीने की जगह नहीं...

काफ़िर के दिल में जा, वांहा खुदा नहीं "

Faraz ..had the last word. ..(Later half of 19th century) .

" काफ़िर के दिल से आया हूँ, मैं ये देख कर फ़राज़...

खुदा मौजूद है वहाँ, ..पर उसे पता नहीं "

The elegance of urdu at its best !!

Sanskrit teacher :

What is the meaning of 

'tamso maa jyotirgamaya.' 

Santa said : 

'tu so ja maa, 

main jyoti ke ghar ja raha hoon' 

Alia Bhatt - Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya.

Shopkeeper - Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai. 

Alia - Ullu matt banao isme likha hai "Cholesterol Free" 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

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Narendra modi & Obama were talking in a bar. 

A guy came in n asked them wats d discussion about???

Modi: v r planning to kill 14 crore pakistanis & sunny leone!!

Guy: why Sunny Leone??

Suddenly Modi tells Obama: See I told u nobody would care about 14 crore pakistanis!!!!!!!

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Sarthak Agarwal topped HSC by scoring 99.6%.

These are the comments he got for the page that published it on facebook. Don't blame me if you die laughing.

"Don't publish this fact in newspaper. We have parents to answer. 

Itna to mere phone ka battery bhi charge nahi hota...

Ye ladka kalpanic hai iska vastav se koi sambandh nhi hai

Badhai ho....par aaj 8 saal ho gaye mere XII k results ko, aaj fir daant padi.

apsara pencil se likha ho tha to 0.4% bhi mil jate.......extra marks for good hand writing. 

Tu roadie nahi banega..U dont give ur 100% - Raghu

Mere purre graduation k 3 saal ka total bhi itna nai jitna tu ek exam mein laya hai kaminey..

Not a big deal...His tutor is Rajnikant

Congrats dude, you are the reason my parents have so many expectations.

Itna toh dettol, kitanu nai maarta...

See Sarthak, i dnt knw wat tough times u wuld hav gone thru.. lekin beta is tarah se padhaai pe gussa nahi nikalte..!!

Main toh agar apna paper khud check karta toh bhi itna marks nahi la paata"

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Solve this Murder case (challenge)..

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Near Mumbai

A man was found murdred on 2-10-2013 wednesday afternon at 12.35pm in his house...... His wife called police at 3:23pm.. 

Police questioned everyone..

..Wife: I was sleeping..

 son: i went for movies with my gf

..Neighbours: We went 4 the marriage..

Driver: I went to withdrew cash..

Cook: I went to Wine shop to buy Wine..

gardener: i was in garden the whole time. i didnt hear anythng

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Watch Man: I went to My relative's Marriage..

Police arrested the murderer immediately..

Who was it? 

"Reply , u all r briliant 

with correct reason"

Ans !?

Dedicated:

Arz kiya hai..

Koi wada na kar..

koi irada na kar,

Kaam kar kar k khud ko aadha na kar..,

Wo dega utna hi jitna tera basic pay hai..,

Apni Organization se umeed zyada na kar...✌😂

💙 dedicating to @kuldeep1990    💙 

We will miss you, sir.   🙏  \__Oo_/__//     🍺 🍷 🍹 

Na janay kab say
Umeedein kuch baaqi hain
Mujhe phir bhi teri yaad
Kyun aathi hai
Na janay kab se

Duur jitna bhi tum mujh se
Paas tere main
Ab to aadat si hai mujh ko aisey jeeney mein
Zindagi say koi shikwa
Bhi nahin hai
Ab tho zinda hoon mein iss neeley aasman mein

Chahat aisi hai yeh teri
Badhti jaey
Aahat aisi hai yeh teri
Mujhko sataye
Yaadein gehri hain ithnee
Dil doob jaey
Aur aankhon mein yeh ghum num bun jaen 

Chahat aisi hai yeh teri

Barr thi ja-ay

Aahat aisi hai yeh teri

Mujhko sataye

Yaadein gehri hain itnee

Dil doob jaey

Aur aankhon mein yeh ghum num bun jaen...!!!

Waqt ki ho dhup ya tez ho andhiya,

kuchh kadmo ki nishan kabhi nahi khote,

jinhe yaad kar key muskura de ye aankhe,

wo log dur ho key bhi dur ny hote...!!!