एक लड़का एक लड़की आपस में बहुत प्यार करते थे।
एक दिन लड़की के बाप को उन दोनों के प्यार का पता
चल गया तो उसने एक दिन लड़के को उठा लिया और
उसे मारने के लिए उसे बिजली से चलने वाली आरी के
नीचे बाँध दिया।
लड़का नीचे बँधा हुआ था और आरी धीरे-धीरे लड़के
की गर्दन की तरफ बढ़ रही थी।
जैसे ही आरी लड़के को काटने वाली थी कि अचानक
बिजली चली गई।
लड़का चिल्लाया, "अखिलेश सिंह यादव जिन्दाबाद।"
शिक्षा: अगर सच्चा है आपका प्यार तो साथ है
आपके यूपी सरकार;
जहाँ बिजली आती है कभी कभार।
ज़माने भर में मिलते हे आशिक कई ,
मगर वतन से खूबसूरत कोई सनम
नहीं होता ,
नोटों में भी लिपट कर, सोने में सिमटकर
मरे हे कई ,
मगर तिरंगे से खूबसूरत कोई कफ़न
नहीं होता ..
Height of literary in Kerala :
Police to fighting Beggars : " What's the matter? "
Beggars : "Matter is anything that occupies space and has mass... "
Jyotishi : Tera naam Santa Singh hai?
Santa (impressed) : Ji Maharaaj
Jyotishi : Preeto teri biwi hai ?
Santa ( in admiring tone ) : Ji, ji
Maharaj..!
Jyotishi : Tujhe 2 ladkiyaan aur ladka
hai?
Santa (haath jod kar, sar jhuka kar ) Ji
haan Maharaj...!
Jyotish- Tune abhi 10 kilo chawal
kharide hain?
Santa ( jyotishi ke paer chhoote huey )
Maharaj, tussi to antaryami ho...!
Jyotishi :
AGLI BAAR KUNDLI LAANA
RATION CARD NAHIN..
-Uber, the world's largest taxi company owns no vehicles.
-Facebook the world's most popular media creates no content.
-Alibaba, the most valuable retailer has no inventory.
-Airbnb the world's largest accommodation provider owns no real estate
-Apple with sales of over 200 million smartphones and tablets does not own a factory.
-Whatsapp with 3 Billion messages a day does not own servers.
-Disruptive,innovative and collaborative consumption is shifting the lines of the economy.
Dare to innovate.
....Feel inspired!🌻🌻
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
Problems never stay long , they just put the signature in the experience book of your life and move away!!!
Once a father beats up his son and when son starts crying father says sorry.
Son says - Take a piece of paper. Crumble it. Fold it. Now open it. Say "sorry" to it. Are the scars on the paper gone?
Dad says- Take my scooter and try to start. does it start? Nahin naa. Now give it 3-4 kicks. Now does it start? Hua na. Kamine tu wahi scooter hai, koi paper nahi. Aage se ye Facebook/WhatsApp wale gyaan apne baap ko mat dena.😂😂😂😂
Many of us didn't know that, this is the best treatment.. 😉 😅
You can't start a new chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one. 😃
#HarshTruth
"Generally speaking, you are not learning much when your lips are moving."
A Very Happie B'day 🍰 🎊 To PP. 🎉
🍰 🍰 🍭 🍭 🍷 🍷 🍻
Stay Fit & Cheerful Forever.
🎊 🎊 🎉 🎉 🎉
GOD BLESS U 🙏 🙏
KSA 😃
There are mysteries to the universe we were never meant to solve, but who we are and why we are here, are not among them, those answers we carry inside.
- Optimus Prime
blessed is he who has learned to admire but not envy, to follow but not imitate, to praise but not flatter, and to lead but not manipulate. William Arthur Ward
I can be a child or an adult , I can be a hell or your dream, an angel in my heart and the devil in my soul, I am an open book but written in the language unknown to you, I am imperfectly perfect, I laugh till it hurts and can cry my eyes out, I fall only to rise again, I am the warmth of love and the chill of winter..I am everything ....All rolled into one..........I AM A WOMAN
My second story...! Its an old theme, but I hope the story would be okay..😏
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9b7qIUt-XflTFhRU3B2UlFQMm8/view?usp=sharing
The writer, George Bernard Shaw noticed a huge block of stone in the living room of a friend, the sculptor, J. Epstein.
"What are you going to do with that stone?" Shaw asked.
"I don't know yet. I'm thinking about it," Epstein answered.
Shaw was surprised: "You mean you plan your own inspiration? Don't you think an artist has to be free to change his mind when he wants to?"
"That only works when -after changing your mind -all you have to do ball up a piece of paper that weights five grams. But, when you are dealing with four tons, you have to think differently," Epstein said.
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The master says: "Each of us knows the best way to do his work. Only the person confronted with the task knows what problems are involved."
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Good Evening PG & Friends!! 😃
Aao Ab Koi Dost Aisa Banaya Jaye,
Jise Palkon Pe Sajaya Jaye,
Rahe Uska Mera Rishta Kuch Is Tarha Ke,
Ki,
Vo Rahe Bhukha Toh Humse Bhi Kuch Khaya Na Jaye 😛