ये पेड़ ये पत्ते ये शाखें भी परेशान हो जाएं !
अगर परिंदे भी हिन्दू और मुस्लमान हो जाएं
सूखे मेवे भी ये देख कर हैरान हो गए..,
न जाने कब नारियल हिन्दू और खजूर मुसलमान हो गए......
न मस्जिद को जानते हैं , न शिवालों को जानते हैं
जो भूखे पेट होते हैं,वो सिर्फ निवालों को जानते हैं.
मेरा यही अंदाज ज़माने को खलता है.
की मेरा चिराग हवा के खिलाफ क्यों जलता है......
में अमन पसंद हूँ ,मेरे शहर में दंगा रहने दो...
लाल और हरे में मत बांटो ,मेरी छत पर तिरंगा रहने दो....
💐💐🙏🇮🇨🙏💐💐
Even
after
all this time
the sun never says to the earth,
"You owe me."
Look
what happens
with a love like that--
it lights the whole
world
"Allow me to explain the secret of life: Yesterday's pain is tomorrow's joke, and you always end up laughing if you can manage not to cut your throat first." - Angels Over Broadway
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Good Afternoon Friends!! 😃
People are prettiest when they talk about something they really LOVE with passion in their eyes...
😃 ☺
🍻 🍻
It hurts, but it's True...
Teacher- 'Loffer' Aur 'Offer' Me Kya diffrence Hai.?
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Student- Simple Mam..
Ladka 'I Love U' Bole To Loffer
Aur
Ladki 'I Love U' Bole To Offer... :P
Husband: Tumhare Shaadi Se
Pehle Kitne Boyfriend The?
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Wife Silent.
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Husband Chilla Ke:
Mai Iss Khamoshi Ko Kya Samjhu?
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Wife: Haaye Rabba.
Gin To Rahi Hu, Chilla Kyun Rahe Ho.
Dr: Which soap do u use?
Santa: Bajrang ka Neem wala sabun,
Dr: Which paste?
Santa: Bajrang ka Ayurvedic paste,
Dr: Shampoo?
Santa: Bajrang ka Herbal shampoo.
Dr: Hair oil?
Santa: Bajrang ka Amla tel...
Dr: Is Bajrang a MultiNational Company Brand or a popular local company In your Punjab ?
Santa: No, Bajrang is my room-mate...
Har Ek Friend Jaroori Hota Hai
Girl: awww...hwz yeww.?
Supzzzz...?
Uah dp is soo kewll.
Talking to yeww aftr xuchha long time.
xoxo 😃
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Boy: yar tum gutkha thook ke aao pehle, fir baat karo.
Just awesome....read it...
Jannat me sab kuch hai lekin maut nahi hai,
Gita me sab kuch hai
lekin jhuth nahi hai,
Dunia me sab kuch hai lekin sukun nahi hai,
Insaan me sab kuch hai lekin sabar nahi hai....
Dosto........
Kya baat kare is duniya ki...
Har shakhs ke apne afsaane hai...
Jo samne hai use log bura kehte hai...
Jisko dekha nahi kabhi use sab "KHUDA" kehte hai..!!!
jab bachpan tha
to jawani ek dream tha
jab jawan huye
to bachpan desire hai..
jab ghar me rehte the
aazadi achi lagti thi
aaj akele hai
to har pal ghar k din yaad aate hai..
kabhi hotel me jana
pizza, burger khana
pasand tha
aaj ghar par aana
aur maa k hath k khane me hi jannat milti hai..
jinse zagadte the school me
un dosto ko aaj internet me talashte hai
aaj kal to khush rehne k tarike b hum
google me search marte hai..
facebook se dating
aur flipkart, ebay se shopping karte hai
ghar par b baat ab
skype/gtalk aur whatsapp se karte hai..
life ko
laptop aur mobile me samet diya hai
hum samazte hai humne
khud ko update kiya hai..
iss nayi duniya me humne
na jane kya ghuma diya hai
kab kya badla
hume kuch na pata chala hai..
paisa mila
naam mila
kuch hai hum b
ye b vishwas mila
lekin kya chhoda
kya tyaga humne
iska na hisab mila..
khushi kisme hoti hai
ye pata ab chala hai
bachpan kya tha
iska ehsas ab hua hai..
kash badal sakte hum
zindgi k kuch saal pichhle
kash ji sakte hum
zindgi ek bar fir se...
Blog updated, will not be updating for some days now.
Somewhere over the Rainbow,
Skies are blue,
and the Dreams you dare to Dream,
Really do come True....
Killer shayaris are back
Using ur brain is strictly,
V.Strictly prohibited...
1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre
2.) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hain
3.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.
4.) Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"
5.) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber
6.) Teri adao pe main waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
7.) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..
The number you are trying is currently switched off.
8.) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo.
Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.
9.) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..
10.) mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padtahai apne kharche par kabooo..
ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...
11.) mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...
12.) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna....
13.) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala...Maa,
Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!
14.) Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Asali masale sach sach MDH.....MDH ...!
15.) 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
Mutual funds are subjected to market risks
16.) Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ..
Didi Tera Devar Deewana ..
17.) Naach bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega
hum CID se hai,koi apne jagah se nahi hilega..
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. Mark Twain
Awesome one.. Must read 😋
Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee.
He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.
To Kill time he decides to have fun with him.
He calls him.
Senior Manager - (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?
Canteen boy smiles...
Senior Manager - what are your future plans?
Canteen boy keeps quiet...
Senior Manager - where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?
Canteen boy gives a cold stare.
Senior Manager - Jab mai Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch
nahi tha......
Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai...
naam hai..........,
shohrat hai.........,
paisa hai............
Izzat Hai...............,
Gaadi hai........
Flat hai......
tumhare paas kya hai?
Scroll down to find out his answer
Don't think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki 'Mere paas Maa hai !
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Canteen boy - Sa'ab.. jaane do na... mere paas bahut KAAM hai, .......Jo Tumare pas nahi
Senior Manager leaves the cafeteria silently...
If the electricity goes in America they call the power house.💥
In Japan, they test the fuse,
But In India, they check neighbour's house,
"sabki gayi hai naa, phir thik hai!"
Call from a bank
To a Girl:
Bank:
Hello madam,
we are offering credit card
Girl:
No thanks,
I have a boyfriend.
😜😂😂