i support deepika's my choice video...thats true women empowerment.
Watch Story :
There once was a farmer who discovered that he had lost his watch in the barn. It was no ordinary watch because it had sentimental value for him.
After searching high and low among the hay for a long while; he gave up and enlisted the help of a group of children playing outside the barn.
He promised them that the person who found it would be rewarded.
Hearing this, the children hurried inside the barn, went through and around the entire stack of hay but still could not find the watch. Just when the farmer was about to give up looking for his watch, a little boy went up to him and asked to be given another chance.
The farmer looked at him and thought, "Why not? After all, this kid looks sincere enough."
So the farmer sent the little boy back in the barn. After a while the little boy came out with the watch in his hand! The farmer was both happy and surprised and so he asked the boy how he succeeded where the rest had failed.
The boy replied, "I did nothing but sit on the ground and listen. In the silence, I heard the ticking of the watch and just looked for it in that direction."
Final Words:
A peaceful mind can think better than a worked up mind. Allow a few minutes of silence to your mind every day, and see, how sharply it helps you to set your life the way you expect it to be!
Hilarious Laws which you have not studied in schools:
Law of equality :
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal you in 5 minutes!
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Law of Queue:
If you change queues,
the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
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Law of Telephone:
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When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.
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Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
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Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
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Bath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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Law of Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
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Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
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Law of Bio mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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Theatre Rule:
People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last.
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Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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Law of Proposal :
After you accept a proposal you will get a better one...
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Law of getting late
When you reach early for something it will never starts on time
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Law of exam
If you didn't read a page which is of least importance,
first question will be from that page only.
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Absolute Classic!!!
1 bande Ne Ek Function Organize Kiya
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Usne Dekha Ki Invitation Se Zyada
Log Aaye Hain
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Wo Stage Pe Gya.. Aur Bola
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Jo Jo Ladki Walon Ki Taraf Se hai.. Wo Idher Ek side Me Aa Jaaye.
10-15 Aa Gye Ek Taraf.
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Phir usne Bola Ki Jo Ladke Walon Ki Taraf Se Hain.. Wo Bhi Udher Aa jaye.
10-15 Log Phir Aa Gye
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Ab usne Ne Ek Danda Le K Un Sab
ko (ladki wale plus ladke wale) ko maar maar ke bhagaaya.. aur kaha
"Ye Birthday Party hai...Muftkhoro" 😛
@Roflindian: It is impossible to lose weight just by eating salads. Ever looked at buffaloes? They eat only ------grass.
----------------------------------------Great Confusion:
Jawahrlal Nehru said
"LAZINESS IS YOUR BIGGEST ENEMY"
Mahatma Gandhi said
"ALWAYS LOVE YOUR ENEMY"
Ab batao bapu ki sune ya chachu ki?.. --------------------------------------------
A Rabbit 🐇🐇Runs,Jumps
& Lives Only For 15 yrs.
While a Turtle 🐢Doesn't Run
Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 yrs.
Moral:
Exercise Is Hell, Just Sleep
Well..
Baba Aaramdev
पुराने जमाने में जब कोई
अकेला बैठकर हंसता था, तो लोग
कहते थे... कि इसपर कोई भूत-
प्रेत का सांया है..!!
आज कोई अकेले में बैठकर हंसता है
तो कहते हैं...
मुझे भी SEND कर दे भाई...
A Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. 'You are employed' he said. Give
me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.
The man replied 'But I don't have a computer, neither an email'. 'I'm
sorry', said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you
do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.' The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In
less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the
operation three times, and returned home with $60.
The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go every day
earlier, and return late.
Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US ... He
started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance. He
called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email. The man replied, 'I don't have an email.' The broker answered curiously, 'You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had
an e mail?!!'
The man thought for a while and replied, 'Yes, I'd be an office boy at
Microsoft!'
Moral of the story: Internet is not the solution to your life.
"Sow a thought, and you reap an act; Sow an act, and you reap a habit; Sow a habit, and you reap a character; Sow a character, and you reap a destiny"
3 Idiots part 2.....
Rancho: *Smiling* 😃
Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho? 😲
Rancho: Bahot dino se Whatsapp me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai. 😁
Teacher: Zyaada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai... 😏
Tell me, what is a Post? 😦
Rancho: Anything that is posted on Whatsapp is a Post, Sir. 😁
Teacher: Can you please elaborate? 😑
Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Whatsapp pe log daalte hai post hai sir... 😁
Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! Post hai Sir. 😂
Match dekha, score daal diya!
Post hai Sir... 😂
Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak! Sab post hai sir! 😂
Ek second me comment, ek second me reply! :
Comment-reply...
Comment-reply... 😂
Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge? Comment-reply.. Comment-reply..? 😠
Haan Chatur, tum batao. 😄
Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet via different operating systems using internet on whatsapp is called a Post... 😯
Teacher: Excellent! 😃
Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein... 😏
Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh Facebook ya twitter ke pages pe account banao... 😖
Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh... 😯
Teacher: Get out! 😡
Rancho: Why sir? 😁
Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye. 😦
Rancho goes out and comes back. 😂
Teacher: Kya hua? 😟
Rancho: Kuch bhool gaya tha sir.
Teacher: Kya?
Rancho: A utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e. pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else... 😂 😂
Teacher: Arre, kehna kya chaahte ho!?!? 😟
Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhool gaya tha. 😁
Teacher: Toh seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?! 😠
Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, Aapko pasand nahi aaya... 😂 😂
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No dictionary has ever been able to define the
difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished.'
However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clever winner.
His final challenge was this. Some say there is no difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished.' Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand.
His response was: When you marry the right woman, you are 'Complete.'
If you marry the wrong woman, you are
'Finished.' And, when the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, you are 'Completely Finished.'
His answer received a five minute standing ovation.
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When life gives u lemons...ask for Salt and Taquila 😃
Mujh se usne ek cigrette jaisa salook kiya,
Pahle jalaya fir piya aur paav rakh k bujha diya
Usko sirf meri talab thi tode Waqt ke liye,
laga ke Honton se fir Duhe mein uda diya,
Saanse khinch k khusbu meri Khud me basa Li,
Fir jalti huyi raakh ko apni ungliyo se gira diya!!!! 🚬
wife : agar mai kho jaau to tum kya karoge ?
husband : main newspaper me advertisement dunga,
wife : khush hote hue,,advertise me kya likhoge?
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. . husband : JISKO MILE USKI.. 😁 😁 😁
Kaun kehta hai k bhagwan nahi dikhte,
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Ek wahi to dikhta hai jab koi nahi dikhta..!!
Wife:Mai tumhri yaad Mai 15 din Mai adhi Mar gayi hu...
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho???
Husband:15 Din Baad 😁 😁
Santa's Son Was Filling a Form.. . . .
Son- Papa, Mother Tongue Me Kya Likhu.??. . . . . . . .
Santa- Likh De, Very Long And
Uncontrolable 😛
Solid Beijjati:
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Ek Doctor Ne Naya Clinic Khola.
Thodi Der Bad Ek Aadmi Aaya...
Doctor Ne Apne Aap Ko Busy Show Karne K Liye, Telephone Ka Receiver Uthaya Aur Appointment Denay K Andaz Mai Bolne Laga...
Fir Phone Rakne K Baad..Doctor Aadmi Se: Haan Bataiye Kya Hua?.......
Aadmi: Bsnl Se Aaya Hun, Baat Khatam Ho Gayi Ho Toh Telephone Activate Kar Du ?? 😁
Santa USA mein tha.
1 building mein aag lag gayi.
°Santa Fire Brigade se-Tum logoko Niche fenko main Catch karunga.
Pehle 1 Ladka aaya phir ladki phiraadmi phir aurat.Santa ne sab ko pakad liya.
Phir 1 negro(black person) aaya toSanta ne chhod diya aur bola:Abey salo jo jal gye hai wo to mat fenko...!ROFL
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Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. Albert Camus.GM 🍵 😃
अगर प्यार में पैसे की
अहमियत
नहीं होती तो हर कहानी में
लड़की के ख्वाबों में कोई
राजकुमार
ही क्यों होता है?
कभी सुना है कि "मेरे सपनों का
मजदूर,
बारात ले कर आएगा" !!!!
Killer one
😂😂😂😂