A blind man wanders into an all Girls Biker Bar in London, England by mistake.😐😐
He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' 😃😃😁😁😲
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given you are blind, to tell you you're in a girls biker bar and you should know five things: 👼👼
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1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 😲
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 😲
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.😲
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 😲
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. 😲😲
Now, think about it seriously "Mister", do you still wanna tell that joke? " 😃
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The blind man thinks for a minute, sighs, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No, it's a good joke but not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."👏👏👏👏😲😲😲😲😲
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aaj kuch hai kya?
What do u do when u get a bomb threat call ?
What would you do if you were a terrorist( Let's assume a successful one ) for a day ??
be good do good 😃 😃
shocking
FInally "Rohan Shukla, you became a CERTIFIED PAGLA" (rhyme nai karta else)
Sorry wasn't online last night and I missed you being crowned. But here it goes, I know how much you have helped, zoked and did masti over here on PAgalguy and this was definitely your game. You were suppose to receive this much of karma coz of the work you did. I hope you receive you CP certificate soon so that you can carry it to you GIM hostel room and hang it with pride
ATB boy!! you rock and keep being so much pagal or more coz you are loved this way like loads!! 🍻👏👼😍
Rohan Shukla -----> the new Certified Pagal in PG village!!
@kennethsingh @wisely_chosen @pprats @venkat89 n all!!
So long, old friend: Today's the last day you'll get a Windows XP update.
AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS😐😐
An atheist was walking through the woods.
"What majestic trees!"
"What powerful rivers!"
"What beautiful animals!"
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot, grizzly bear charging towards him.😲😲😲😲😲
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again and the bear was even closer.😐😐
He tripped and fell on the ground.😲😲😐😟😟
He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear was right on top of him; reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"👼👼
Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent.😲😲
As a bright light shone upon the man a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you really expect me to help you out of this predicament?"😉😉😉👼👼👼
The atheist looked directly into the light, and said, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?"😁😁😁😍😍👍
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"Very well", said the voice.👼👼😃😃
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke:
"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from Thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻
Just a thought:
Is this system of Karma scores followed in heaven and hell also, or it has been patented by PG?
koi futute predict karne wala baba hai yaha?
Dil sambhal ja jaraaa...
:banghead: Just as a solid rock is not shaken by storm, even so the wise are not affected
KARAN JOHAR--- an eye for an eye, makes the whole world blind. who said it?😃😃😃👼👼👼
SONAM KAPOOR--- ROBERT DE NIRO 😲😲😲😲😉😉😉😉😉😉
somebody please tell me how to switch off my mind like that 😉😉😉😉😉
seeing she is earning a lot hey bhagwaan ab to utha hi le 😉😉😉😉
ab GK kya krenge 😉😉😉😉
how i'll take revenge from sri lanka
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I dnt knw whether this has been posted or not, but it's hilarious !!! for GOT fans
Hi all.I saw this thread frequently getting posted in the Live Ticker.
Posting one of the best quotes known as Gandhi's Talisman (web source is the sarkari site www.mkgandhi.org) we all would have read in School on the first page of the civics/moral science book.
"I will give you a talisman. Whenever you are in doubt, or when the self becomes too much with you, apply the following test. Recall the face of the poorest and the weakest man [woman] whom you may have seen, and ask yourself, if the step you contemplate is going to be of any use to him [her]. Will he [she] gain anything by it? Will it restore him [her] to a control over his [her] own life and destiny? In other words, will it lead to swaraj [freedom] for the hungry and spiritually starving millions?Then you will find your doubts and your self melt away."
- One of the last notes left behind by Gandhi in 1948, expressing his deepest social thought.
In This Modern World, Hmmmmm Means...
"Tumhari is Bakwas ka Mere Paas Koi Jawab Nahi hai...."
Boy: MUJHSE SHAADI KAROGI..?
Girl: Kya..?.
Boy: Acchi film hai na..?
Girl: Kutte ke bacche..!
Boy: What..?.
Girl: Kitne chote chote hote hai na..!!!