When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein
Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
End of Windows XP!! 😐 Finally the Iconic XP has retired. We will miss it!! 👼👼
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
केजरीवाल : चार बोतल वोडका... एक थप्पड रोजका 
This One's Good 😛
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper
A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
Alone, thinking of you, I sat
recalling the smile, that chat.
Nothing, but you, I need
My heart, my eyes, all bleed.
No words can describe how I feel.
No heart can bear it, flesh or steel.
-source- Internet
Good night 
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
Woody Allen
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Clint Eastwood
Yuvraj's Batting-
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He has specialization in Digital Electronics...
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
Terry Pratchett
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
William Lyon Phelps
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
Josh Billings
Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honored by posterity because he was the last to discover America.
James Joyce
"ankhon me dard hai, hothon pe muskaan hai...
ankhon me dard hai, hothon pe muskaan hai...
in silwaton ko yun na sehlao,,,, ye to unke piche chupe ek dard ka bayaan hai....."
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