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finally I came to offc ........... hello everyone ....
Pagalguy pe aane se bohot เคชเฅเคฃเฅเคฏ milta hai, because everyone here believes in a good karma. 
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Kya sirf Congress hi lootegi har baar,
isiliye abki baar modi sarkaar 
It's called FLIRTING when you are in a relationship
but it is called BEING FRIENDLY when you are SINGLE
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...Garib ki thaali me jab pulao aaya samaj jaao desh me chunav aaya...:)...
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Logo ke sach me Bal Vivaah kara do yaar...ek baar pata chal jaye ki ye pyaar ye chokri log kitna pain dete he toh at least they can focus on better things in life!!! ๐
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Karan Johar: Today, on my show, I have a man who has revolutionised the topi look and brought the Gandhi topi back into fashion. He's also some kind of politician; Mr Arvind Kejriwal is here.
Arvind Kejriwal: Hi, Karan. Big fan.
KJ: Oh, you watch the show?
AK: Of course. It's my favourite source of political news...
KJ: Really? But, this is a Bollywood show.
AK: Well, Alia Bhatt did say that Prithviraj Chauhan is the President of India. It proved that Gujarat's development story was a lie.
KJ: Okay. I don't understand.
AK: Well. Obviously, younger women these days are not getting the right nutrients, reducing total IQ by 34%. Nutrients come from milk. Who makes milk? Amul! Amul is in Gujarat! Obviously, these cows are just Modi bhakts and hate women. As if Pramod Muthalik wasn't bad enough. Then there was Emraan Hashmi...
KJ: He is political?
AK: No, he's just an idiot. AAP did an RTI and we found that his brain is actually in a Swiss bank. I have all the records with me. Here! All the Bollywood guys whose body parts are in Swiss banks. Emraan's brain, Akshay Kumar's English, Mahesh Bhatt's logic. All in Swiss banks.
KJ: Fantastic. Now, you're really busy: what releases do you have this year?
AK: Oh, I plan to release 22 dharnas this month, followed by 16 more dharnas. We're doing dharnas against Modi, BJP, RSS, corruption and a dharna about how they're too many dharnas. We've tied up with Mahesh Bhatt; they're great at low budget sequels.
KJ: Dharna Mana Hai, right?
AK: Leave the jokes to me, Karan. I'm hilarious. Did you hear my Advani/Adani pun?
KJ: Of course. Well, we have a surprise guest for you. He built Shanghai, invented breathing and was solely responsible for The Big Bang which started the universe: Narendra Modi.(Modi enters. Air kisses Karan. Sits next to Arvind.)
KJ: Mr. Modi, it's a pleasure.
NM: Namaskar. Abki baar Modi Sarkar.
KJ: Have you met Arvind?
NM: Who? Sorry, I don't see him.
AK: You can't keep ignoring me forever!
NM: I tried. But, then your nipples greeted me in every newspaper in the country. Bhai, why did you have to be topless? You're taking your stance on transparency too far.
AK: Really? I haven't seen you topless ever. What do you have to hide? Is there a tattoo of the Godhra files?
NM: Sorry, I don't talk to Pakistani agents. When are you marrying Sonia?
AK: That's completely needless. I'm a real politician...
NM: Haan, woh to everyone saw. You were CM for 49 days, bhai. I've had wives who lasted longer than that. You're a dramebaaz. Nothing else.
Well, Alia Bhatt did say that Prithviraj Chauhan is the President of India. It proved that Gujarat's development story was a lie. โ Arvind Kejriwal
KJ: Wow. This has gotten totally out of hand. Let's relax. Let's have a rapid fire round.
NM: I DID NOT START THE FIRE! It's all a conspiracy. There is no fire.
AK: See, you can't even hear the word "fire" and not freak out. Guilty mind!
KJ: If you were forced into a Hindutva encounter with anyone, who would you chose?
AK: Karan, there is no gun in the world that could make me spout Hindutva.
KJ: What is your relationship with your jhaadu?
AK: For the ninth time, we're just good friends.
KJ: Very good. Now, Mr. Modi. Relax. Narendra, can I call you Nari? Now, Nari.
AK: I have a rapid fire for him: How many planes and helicopters do you have? Why did 800 farmers kill themselves in Gujarat? Why is one of your ministers Ambani's son-in-law? Why? Why?
NM: No comment. It's Karan Johar. Not Karan Thapar.
KJ: This has never happened before in Koffee With Karan. I've never had one celebrity ask another celebrity questions. Your anarchy won! Congratulations, Mr. Kejriwal, you win the Koffee Hamper.
NM: I don't need the Coffee Hamper. I have my own. It has: SEZs, FDIs, infrastructure. Made in Gujarat.
AK: (Giggles) It clearly says, "Made in China".
NM: (Giggles) Aap bhi na. Stop breaking out of character!(Both Arvind and Modi start roaring with laughter.)
KJ: I don't understand. What's happening?
AK: Sorry, sorry... It's too much to hold back.
NM: Ho gaya. Bas. Ho gaya. We can't keep doing this forever!
KJ: Aren't you guys mortal enemies?
AK: These are all media exaggerations, Karan. We're actually good friends.
KJ: But, you called him AK-49. A Pakistani agent.
NM: Karanji, I just say what my script writers tell me to. If Rishi Kapoor plays Dawood Ibrahim in a film, it doesn't make him a terrorist.
KJ: But, Arvind, you called him a liar and a cheat!
AK: Yeah, that's my own script. I write it myself.
NM: He's like the Aamir Khan of Indian politics. Khud likhte hai, khud karte hai. He's almost a dictator
AK: Now come on, NaMo, you don't say anything about being a dictator!Modi and Kejriwal laugh and hold hands.
NM: Good one. Good one!
KJ: I really don't understand this.
NM: Karanji, what do you know about politics?
KJ: I love politics. Bebo and Piggy Chops have been fighting since 2009. No coalition could help them. And Devgn and Rohit Shetty, it's a hung house. And...
NM: Nahi Karanji. Real politics, what do you know about real politics?
KJ: Believe me โ these are real politics! Piggy wanted to throw acid on...
AK: ... I think he means the less important: the Delhi politics. Netas etc.
KJ: Oh yeah. I love that too. I've seen the first 10 minutes of Rajneeti.
NM: Haan. Then, you'll know all of it is planned. Kejriji aur main toh ab tak ek kirdaar nibha rahe hai.
KJ: Really? You had all of us fooled!
AK: Of course, Karan. That's what makes it so realistic. Nari โ that's Narendra โ and me were having a drink the other day. Not in Gujarat โ because, you know dry state...
NM: (Laughs) He drinks only vodka. No whiskey. He even wants his drinks to be transparent.
KJ: What about Rahul?
AK: Rahul?
KJ: Rahul Gandhi?
NM: Oh, dekhiye, Rahulji is a character actor. Thode over the top hain. He really needs to tone it down. We're doing national politics, not Gujarati theatre โ we're just happy that people believed anyone could be so stupid.
KJ: Okay. So, you both are good friends. But, isn't there still an election to win?
AK: Who cares? I'm famous...
NM: ... and rich. Some of us drive Wagon R's but, come on...
KJ: So, it's all a scam?
NM: Nahi Karanji. Not a scam. Just the best scripted show in Indian history.
AK: It's like any reality show. You just vote for your favourite performer. Like Indian Idol meets Face The Nation. Simple.
KJ: Alright. I have my final surprise for you. We have with us Rahul Gandhi.(Rahul Gandhi walks in.)
NM: Oh, time toh dekho. I really have to run.
AK: Sorry, Karan. I'm late for a dharna.RG: Hi, Mummy!
KJ: Oh good God. Well, in conclusion, India is united by one thing: making a fool of the whole country and avoiding the Congress. Happy Democracy!
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Crazy Motocrosser....mst be a fan of suprheroes ๐ ๐
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Brace yourselves Conventees, this would take you on a trip down memory lane ๐
2, 3, 5, 9, 13 and 15 are so true :'D
School days were the best days, don t you agree? Here are 16 typical things only conventees would understand. 1. Irrespective of your faith, you still pray like this 2. Visit to the school church was an absolute must before any exam 3. You are allergic to wrong pronunciations and grammar 4.
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