anyone from mumbai?
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everyday,
i wait for my dabba 
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dabba arrives 
i am like, "chicken chicken chicken..." ๐
dabba opens
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cauliflower 
Who else is going to watch epic Federer Vs Nadal semi final match of Australian Open 2014, today at 2.00 PM? ๐ป
I support Fedex ๐ ๐
Let's Go Roger!!! You will surely win this match!!! ๐
How many of you have played this
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The ATM Machine gives Rs. 101 when Alok Nath withdraws 100
the conversation 
is so much funnier 
when you have a dirty mind!! ๐
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Ghulami to tere pyar k liye ki thi
Warna ham to phle bhi nawab the or aaj bhi nawab hai..
life ko laptop aur mobile me samet diya hai
hum samazte hai humne khud ko update kiya hai..
So true !!
School: 2+2 = 4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: ..
today's generation
On the last day of college, most people are crying and saying their goodbyes, then there's me:
Guess Whoo
Teacher : kal School Kyu Nahi Aye.
Pappu : Girl Friend Se Milne Gaya Tha.
Teacher : Kis Liye.
Pappu : Yes, Sir.
Teacher : Mene Puchha Kis Liye.
Pappu : Liye Sir, Bahut Sare Kiss Liye
Wake up and Smile.. ๐
No amount of guilt can change the past and no amount of worrying can change the future. Good Morning. ๐
Sometimes the biggest source of inspiration comes from the person you see in the mirror everyday.
Look yourself in the face and remember you ARE worth it!
Boss: kaha Gaye the ?
Employee: Baal katwane
Boss: office hours me ?
Employee: Baal badhe bhi to office hours me hee hai
...
Boss: ghar me bhi to badhte hai
.....
Employee: Ganja ho kr toh nahi aaya hu
...
jitne office me badhe the utne hee katwaye hai๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Me : "Can I drink water from ur bottle ?"
Frnd : "Ya, take it"
Me : " Thanks.."
Frnd : " Muh mat lagana.
Aaaa kar ke peena upar se.."
School Memories