High Class Insult..
Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to Dekho Jaise Ghass UgiHo...........
Boy 2 Girl: Is Liye Itni Der Se Soch Raha Hu Ke MereSaamne Bhais Kyun Khari Ha.. ๐ ๐
Girl:HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain?
Boy: Long Drive Pr
Girl:WowPehle Kyun Nai Batya
Boy:Mjhe B Abhi Pata Chala Hai
Girl:Kaise
Boy:Break Nai Lag Rha โฌล
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TRUE STORY
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Saw two men talking in sign Language 
and before i could feel sorry for them, one of them spit gutkha from his mouth and started talking!! 
Dil Chahta Hai Dil Chahta Hai Dil Chahta Hai
Kabhi Na Beete Chamkile Din
Dil Chahta Hai
Hum Na Rahe Kabhi Yaaron Ke Bin
Din Din Bhar Ho Pyaari Baatein
Jhoome Shaame Gaayen Raatein
Masti Mein Rahe Dooba Dooba Hamesha Sama
Hum Ko Raahon Mein Yunhi Milti Rahe Khushiyaan
Dil Chahta Hai
Kabhi Na Beete Chamkile Din
Dil Chahta Hai
Hum Na Rahe Kabhi Yaaron Ke Bin
Jagmagate Hain Jilmilaate Hain Apne Raaste
Yeh Khushi Rahen Roshni Rahen Apne Waaste
Jagmagate Hain Jilmilaate Hain Apne Raaste
Yeh Khushi Rahen Roshni Rahen Apne Waaste
I dreamt that saare PG wale ppl met and hanged around the whole day and had loads n loads of fun chit-chatting, eating, flirting, bakaring etc etc !! #kaash 
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Student special...
Har taraf padhai ka saya hai,...
Har paper me zero aaya hai,.......
Hum to yuhi chale jate hai bina muhdhoye exam dene,....
Aur log kehte hai,
Saala raat bharpadh ke aaya hai
1 Girl Faansi Laga rahi thi....
Santa ne Window se Dekha aur bola...
Sirf latkne se height nahi badhegi mummy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye.
"You don't have to be famous, you just have to make your father and mother proud." ๐
when ryan was trying to get a hold of a satellite, i was like, "come on, catch it, catch it! hold!"
one of the best movies ever
Gravity
New Year Tha To Sab 25 Din Phle Wish Karne Lage
3 Din Baad 26 Jan Hai,
Par Koi Msg Nahin
Sharm Ati H Sab Pe
Any wayz......
Happy Valentines Day In Advance !!
Uske Haath Ki Kash Main Wo Lakeer Ban Jaun,
Uska Muqadar, Uska Naseeb Uski Taqdeer Ban Jaun,
Main Usey Itne Chahun K Wo Bhool Jaye Har Rishta,
Main Hi Uske Har Rishtey Ki Tasveer Ban Jaaun...
44 HD films being downloaded in a single second. ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
BT and Alcatel-Lucent have achieved the fastest ever broadband speed of 1.4 terabits per second during a field test in London, which is the equivalent to 44 HD films being downloaded in a single second.
Here's Good news guys!!
Police in Miami Beach say pop singer Justin Bieber has been arrested and is accused of drunken driving and drag racing.
An intelligent trader travels from 1 place to another carrying 3 sacks having 30 coconuts each.
No sack can hold more than 30 coconuts.
On the way he passes through 30 checkpoints and on each checkpoint he has to give 1 coconut for each sack he is carrying.
How many coconuts remain with the trader at the end?
Weed is not a drug, it is a plant. Therefore people are not drug dealers, they're florists. :')
Aunty PoLice nahi bula sakti...
Log kuch din cigarette sharab pite
hai-
aur aadat ho jaati hai
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Hume dekho,
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Hum Bachpan se padhai kar rahehai...
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parAaj tak padhai ki Aadat nahi hui
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.thats called SELF CONTROL 