Boy To Father:" papa ek glass paani dedo
,..
Father:" khud uth k pee lo,
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Boy:" please de do na.......
Father:" ab manga to thappad marunga
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Boy:" thappad marne aao to pani le aana... " 😉😉😉
We LiVe In ThE eRA Of SmArT pHoNES aNd sTuPiD pEoPlE....
funny !!!!😉
😁
You take me as an option, maybe its time I should see you as a memory 👼?!? Stop nagging😠 
!! 👍😍😉🍻
Its hard to wait around for something that you know might not happen, but its even harder to give up, when you know its everything you ever wanted!!!!😟
Aaj kare so kal kare, kal kare so parson
Itni jaldi kya hai, jab jeena hai barson
(ye line maine office ke kaam ko dedicate kiya hai)
CERTIFIED PAGAL!! 
Student of university of Madras ( India ) { Pic of 1948 }
While studying late night, Students used to tie their hairs to a nail in the wall for keeping themselves up. 😲😲😲😲
l don't suffer from insanity,
I enjoy every minute of it!
yeh @Rohit143 ka signature aj @saloni1931 meri betiya ko zyada suite kr rha hai... 😁😁 i'm proud of you betiya... jug jug jiyo😁😁🍻🍻
statements:
some numbers are digits
all digits are alphabets
no alphabet is a vowel
all consonants are vowels
conclusions:
1. No vowel is a number
2. All vowel are numbers
plz dosto help me with with...i am getting either 1 or 2 as answer but mere dosto ko lagta hai both false.... @nikskrish @amarsaur @amitdhama99 @vini2308 @Dev_MBApagal @desporonick @shawshanks @UthnkUknwME @ratnasen @ROGER-THAT @OhmDeep and all
+ BIG SORRY GUYS ....I didnt checked the forum.....galti ho geya...maaf karna😟😟😟
Bye bye PG for 3 days 👼
😁
Who should be blamed when a leaf falls from a tree?
Is it the wind that blew it away? or
Is it the tree that let it go? or
Is it the leaf who grew tired holding on?
Life unfolds a lot of misunderstandings everyday..every moment.. Its up to us to: Solve it. or Leave it. or Live with it.. 😁
MBA Exam Questions through the Ages: -
1950 - A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?
1960 - A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, which makes for a cost of $80. What is his profit?
1970 - A logger exchanges a set "L" of lumber for a set "M" of money. The cardinality of set "M" is 100. Each element is worth one dollar. Make 100 dots representing the elements of the set "M". The set "C", the cost of production, contains 20 fewer points than set "M". Represent the set "C" as a subset of set "M" and answer the following question: What is the cardinality of the set "P" for profits?
1980 - A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. Her cost of production is $80 and her profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.
1990 - By cutting down beautiful forest trees, the logger makes $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the forest birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down the trees? There are no wrong answers.
1995 - By laying off 40% of its loggers, a company improves its stock price from $80 to $100. How much capital gain per share does the CEO make by exercising his stock options at $80? Assume capital gains are no longer taxed, because this encourages investment.
2000 - A company out-sources all of its loggers. The firm saves on benefits, and when demand for its product is down, the logging work force can easily be cut back. The average logger employed by the company earned $50,000, had three weeks vacation, a nice retirement plan, and medical insurance. The contracted logger charges $50 an hour. Was outsourcing a good move?
2005 - Explain how the relationship between the ethical responsibility of the logging businesses and that of their individual and collective members ultimately rides on theories of moral agency. Under what circumstances could lumbering wood be regarded as corporate social responsible behavior?
Bhagwaan meri bhi baat karvade kisi missed call wali naal, mene konsa itna balance saath me lekar marna hai......
That best feeling in the world when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs.. 😍
.'वो कहती थी कि मैं'तुम्हारी जिंदगी को जन्नत बना दूँगी।
बनानी तो उसको "मैगी" (Maggi) भी नही आती -
लेकिन आत्मविश्वास तो देखो....! ! !