Nobody Can match a speed at which a bachelor cleans his house....
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When he gets a call from his parents..... Beta hum kal aa rahe hain tumse milne.... 😉 😉 
Goodmorning guyzzz n GOGssss
Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you react to it!
That's what Management is all about!
it takes only few seconds to hurt someone but may take years to repair the damage..cherish the hearts that loves you..!!
Kabhi apni hassi par bhi aata hai gussa.....
Kabhi saare jahan ko hasaane ko jee chahta hai.....
Kabhi chupa lete hi gamo ko dil ke kisi kone mein.......
Kabhi kisi ko sab kuch sunane ko jee chahta hai....
Kabhi rota nahi dil toot jane par bhi......
Aur kabhi bas yuhi aansu bahane ko jee chahta hai......
Kabhi hassi si aa jati hai bheegi yaadon mei......
Toh kabhi sab kuch bhulane ko jee chahta hai....
Kabhi sochte hai ho kuch naya iss zinadgi mein...
Aur kabhi bas yuhi hi jiye jaane ko jee chahta hai........
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Life has two rules: #1 Never quit #2 Always remember rule # 1...
one of my fav lyrics-
Voh yaar hai jo khushboo ki tarah
Voh jiski zubaan urdu ki tarah
Meri shaam raat, meri kaayanat
Voh yaar mera sainya sainya
Chal chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya
Chal chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya
Gulposh kabhi itraaye kahin
Mehke to nazar aa jaaye kahin
Taaveez banaake pehnoon usay
Aayat ki tarah mil jaaye kahin
Voh yaar hai jo imaan ki tarah
Mera nagma vohi mera qalma vohi
Mera nagma nagma mera qalma qalma
Mera nagma nagma mera Qalma Qalma
Yaar misaale ous dhale
Paaon ke tale firdous chale
Kabhi daal daal kabhi paat paat
Main hava pe dhoondhoon uske nishaan
Saare ishq ki chaaon chal chaiyya chaiyya
Saare ishq ki chaaon chal chaiyya
Pau janat chale chal chaiyya chaiyya
Pau janat chale chal chaiyya
Main uske roop ka shehdaai
Vo dhoop chhanv se harjaai
Vo shokh hai rang badalta hai
Main rangroop ka saudaai
Main rangroop ka saudaai
Jinke sar ko ishq ki chhaaon
Paaon ke neeche jannat hogi
Jinke sar ko ishq ki chhaaon
Paaon ke neeche jannat hogi
Shaam raat meri kaaynaat
Vo yaar mera sainya sainya
Chal chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya
Chal chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya chaiyya
Kaash padhayi bhi pyaar ki tarah hoti...........
Karni nahi padti bas ho jaati.......... 😴😴😠😠😠
😠😠😠now dis is for W/L guys 😃
जितना कठिन संघर्ष होगा जीत उतनी ही शानदार होगी. 
Power of a common man.
80% Of The Telecom Companies Are Earning From "Baby", "Shona", "Jaanu", And "Aur Sunao"s Of The Late Night Conversations..
Me: "For christmas I want Apple Iphone 5s."👍
Santa: "Be realistic"
Me: "Ok i want a girlfriend."👼👼
Santa: "What color do you want your Iphone 5s?"👏👏
Tumhe Koi Aur Dekhe To Jalta Hai dil
Badi Mushkilon Se Phir Sambhalta Hai dil
Kya Kya Jatan Karte Hain Tumhe Kya Pataa.......
hume tumse pyaar kitnaa hum nhi jaante magar jee nhi sakte tumhare binaaaaa
I hate opening a text that I know is going to make my heart drop
humri attariya pe aaj re sajni...dekha daakhi tanik ho jaaye..😁😁
I was on my way back after my nmat when i saw this "THELA punchline":
"KHAO aur bolo WOW".
Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 se pehle?
Samba: 2 se pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do
Real Courtesy: Gabbar= @koool.Miike & Sambha= @jumman014
i hate when people ask me : what happened to the sweet old you..??
well idiots like you killed it...😐😐😐
sometimes ,its not the person you miss.
its the feeling you had when you were with them..
I M NOT HAPPILY MARRIED 😠😠