The most wonderful places to be in the world are in someone's thoughts, someone's prayers & in someone's heart. ππππ
have my 2nd NMAT retake tomorrow. need some blessings my friends!
The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets.
The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears
and the kindest hearts have felt the most pain.
Rather than rule the world through pain.... πππππ
I wish every person had moved past the pain... ππ ππ
and harnessed their power to bring about peace in a positive way.... πΌπΌπΌ
The world might be at peace today.ππππ
The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets.
the prettiest eyes is d reason for most tears(for d guys)
and the kindest hearts have felt the most pain.
by @kelevra sir
Wife: Ager main kho gayi to tum kya kroge?
Santa: Nirmal Baba ke pas jaunga
Wife: kitne achche ho, kya kahoge?
Santa: Kahunga,baba aap ki kripa aana shuru ho gayi..

A man was walking in rain
A sweet lady: Why don't u share my umbrella ?
Man: no sister its fine (And he walked away)
Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi Piche biwi aa rahi thi..

Hello All...π
Dedicated to the youth of India.. Specially for you @gotchapagal 



Whether Government falls or does not fall, 'Hair fall' will still be the most concerning thought for youth in India !!!!



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Girl's smile create greatest confusion in boy's mind
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Saala ghanto tak Samajh hi nahi aata
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ki Hass k dekh rahi hai.. ??
Ya Dekh k hass rahi hai.. ?

pappu:-sir meri biwi mere saath bahar ghumne jaana chahti hey...isliye kuch dino ki chutti chahiye..
boss-nahi tumhe chutti nahi mil sakti...
pappu:-thank you sir...mey janta tha ki musibat ke waqt aap hi mere kaam aoge..
pappu= @koool.Miike

Lokpal na hua, koi engineering student ho gaya
... . . . . . . . . Paas hi nahi ho raha... πΌπΌπΌπΌ
Dhoom 3 tickets are Rs. 900/- at Imax
Price breakup of 900/ticket =
βΉ400 Aamir
+ βΉ300 Katrina
+ βΉ150 Aamir's Bike
+ βΉ30 Aamir's Hat
+ βΉ13 Music
+ βΉ5 Abhishek
+ βΉ2 Uday Chopra
What profit is it
if a parrot can read
it can not tell cat's coming.
The eye that sees the world
cannot see its own squint.
They say they know
others' qualities
they do not know
their own Koodalasangamadeva.
One of the vachanas by Basavannaany kannadiga is there π
7 complicated facts about women..
1-they believe in saving...
2-believe in saving but buy expensive clothes...
3-buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear..
4-never have anything to wear but are always dressed beautifully..
5-always dressed beautifully but are never satisfied..
6-never satisfied but still expect men to compliment them...
7-expect men to compliment them but never believe if complimented...
Dhoom 3 ticket for Rs 900 at IMAX. Rs 1400 in PVR. What the f**k are we going to get ?? A kiss from Katrina Kaif while entering.?? o_O
"Normal insanity begins when the emotions are aroused"
Kya 2012 or 2013 ek sath aa sakte hai..??.
Nahi na.
Lekin ab hoge Dekh lo is mahine ki date20.12.2013
Maa kasam bachpan se genius hu..Par kabhi ghamand nhi kiya 
Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.
Kaisi aag barasti hai aasmano se, ki ab to panchhi bhi laut aaye hain udano se. Koi mujhko bhi le aaye fir wapas, ki khudko dekha nhi bahot jamano se...