you have been criticizing yourself for years and it hasn't worked
try approving of yourself and see what happens..
there always gonna be tat girl who's prettier than you
you just need to find the one doesn't care...
hindi mey..."mey tumhare pyar mey kho gaya hu..ab tum bhi kho jao"
same thing in english.."i'm lost in your love,now you get lost"
Dekh Kar Tumhari Hasi, Hum Hosh Apne Gawaan Baithe
Dekh Kar Tumhari Hasi, Hum Hosh Apne Gawaan Baithe
Hosh Mein Aane Ko The, Ki Tum Phir Se Muskura Baithe!
Meanwhile
Father of an engineering Student :
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Ab toh Lokpal bill bhi Pass ho gaya....
Tu kab Pass hoga Niakamme ?
class ka matlab engineering karne ke time hi pata chalta hey...
c-come
l-late
a-and
s-sleep
s-silently..
come late and sleep silently...
c-come
l-late
a-and
s-sleep
s-silently..
come late and sleep silently...
IF GIRL IS IN LOVE-
Her parent ask: Who is that Idiot..?
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IF BOY IS IN LOVE
His parent ask: Idiot, Who is that girl.?
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Moral:: No matter who ever is in love...
Boys are always Idiots.
Can Anyone Say, Why so..?
Even I wish it grows soon.
guys i got an extra copy of IMS XAT 104. anyone wants it ping me, can post it.
OLD hai par GOLD hai....😁
एक लड़की ने एक लड़के को फोन किया।
लड़की: हेल्लो डार्लिंग।
लड़का: ओह्ह जानू कैसी हो?
लड़की: कहाँ हो यार सुबह से?
लड़का: अरे हम तो खोये हुए हैं आपकी आँखों में।
लड़की: अभी क्या कर रहे हो?
लड़का: तुम्हारी तस्वीर देख रहा हूँ कहीं और दिल ही नहीं लग रहा आज कल।
लड़की: पर मैंने तो तुम्हे कोई अपनी तस्वीर दी ही नहीं।
लड़का: अरे मेरे दिल में छपी है बरसों से।
लड़की: पर हम तो परसों ही मिले हैं?
लड़का: तुम्हारे बिना हर एक पल बरसों की तरह है पिंकी।
लड़की: पिंकी? ये पिंकी कौन है मैं तो निशा हूँ।
लड़का: तुमसे बात करके मैं सब भूल जाता हूँ।
लड़की: तुम अमीत बोल रहे हो ना?
लड़का: घर वाले समीर बुलाते हैं लेकिन वो गलत हो सकते हैं तुम नहीं।
लड़की: यह 9838644337 है ना?
लड़का: अब तक नहीं था पर अब से यही है।
Do not say "YES" when you want to say "NO"
and
Do not say "NO" when you want to say "YES"....
A man was watching a movie at home and jor jor se cheekhne laga ...
nooooooooooooo!!! Ghode par se mat utar... Pagal mat utar... Its a trap!! Its a trap!! Marega saalle...
Wife: Kya dekh rhe ho? Man: our wedding DVD!
Pakistan just got their new Chinese fighter planes and sent a squadron of their pilots there for training."Ok,this one is easy to fly",said the Chinese trainer,"Even you fools should be able to operate it! You press this button to go up, this one to go left and this one for turning right!""But how do we come down?"asked Capt. Arfat Pasha."Oh,"said the Chinese "leave that to the Indian Air Force"
Hey Guys just to lighten up the mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQcgEwkNK6g
Spreading a few smiles 🍻👍
Husband throwing knives on wifes picture....All were missing the target!...Suddenly he received call from her"Hi,what are you doing?"...He honestly replied,"MISSING U"
Boy :"Jaan,tumhara naam apne haath pe likhu ya dil pe ?😉😉
Girl :"Idhar udhar kyo likhtey ho...Agar sacha pyar krte ho to apni property k papers par likh do.👼
Boy :"Oo teri..Yaar ye ladkiyan kitne chalak ho gyi hai star plus dekh ke..😠😠😠
Ek Din Manmohan Singh Ko Bhoot Lag Gaya! 3 Din Baad Bhoot Khud Ek Oojha Ke Pass Gaya Aur Boola- Oojha Sahab Mujhe Jaldi Se Bahar Nikalo, Warna Main to Gunga He Mar Jaunga!!