Ibps po3 , clerk 3 and rrb discussion

i Am expecting result before ... 10th feb....rolleyes

According to Ramandeep aj Vacancy anewala hay na??

guys what i think is that , they are slow in their process this time as the validity of po 2 is upto 31st mar, and already agitations are going all aroud among po2 qualified candidates, so just coming up with results and vacancies will raise further anger among them..so ibps is taking time and this time

ibps may disqualified a large chunk of students (hope they will not),so that disqualified candidates
will not do protests from next year...
pls do correct me if i am wrong

i wish saare candidates qualify ho aur sab ko unke pasand ka bank mile...
thanks

guys who are having their exam of IBPS SO (marketing officer) , pls help me out, i am little bit confused about the exam pattern, pls share the weightage of each section, and if possible do send

me any link or thread regarding IBPS SO(MARKETING OFFICER)

guys iam getting really confused between loans and advances clarify me this concept and also tell me types of lending (loan ) bank provides.


i think there is catagory in loans too like in deposites there are 2 types demand and time deposite similary what are the types of loans please dont tell various loan names like home loan personal etc i i think there is some cataory like loan , advances , credit if i am wrong kidly correct me i dont have much knowledge of this .

HOW NOT TO ANSWER IN INTERVIEW


Why Are You Interested in this Position?

“To keep my parole officer from putting back me in jail”

“I'm allergic to unemployment”

“As you know, finding full time employment is very difficult right now. I have applied to over 200 positions within the last 2 years”


Why Do You Want to Work for This Company?

“My spouse is interviewing for job there so I need to be hired there too.”

“Just for the benefits.”

“It will look really neat on my resume”


Can You Tell Us More about Your Experience?

“I'm even more computer illiterate than my resume shows”

“You have had two weeks to review my resume yet you still want to know about my experience. This is so typical of Human Resources.”

“This is personal information that I am not comfortable with sharing”


Why Should We Hire You?

“If you don't hire me, it would prove that the company's management is incompetent.”

“If you hire me, I will have the corporate logo tattooed to my forearm”

“I would be a great asset to the events team because I party all the time”


Describe Your Ideal Job?

“I don't know…I haven't had it yet.”

“What a ridiculous question to ask.”

“I'll tell you what I don't want to be doing - sitting in boring meetings, doing grunt work and having to be nice to people all day long.”


What Are Your Weaknesses?

“I get angry easily and I went to jail for it but I won't get mad at you.”

“I didn't think you were allowed to ask that question in a job interview.”

“I am saving this information until I get hired”


What Motivates You?

“I've got a big house, a big car and a big credit card balance. Pay me and I'll be happy.”

“Salary is very important, my gambling debts are rising.”

“My main motivation is money, anyone who says otherwise is a damned liar.”


Why Did You Leave Your Previous Employment?

“My boss was stupid and would always argue with me about how to do my job”

“I have a problem with authority”

“I was dating my boss's daughter and she is married”embarrasedembarrasedembarrased


Do You Have Any Questions about the Job?

“What if I woke in the morning and didn't feel like coming to work?”

“How many women work here?”

“If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?”

“When you run background checks on candidates, do arrests come up?”

“Are all the staff as cute as you?”


And the #1 Interview Answer that definitely didn't get the applicant hired:

What Is Your Long Term Goal?

I'd like to have your job..mgmgmgmgmgmgmg

Salary of PO after 13.5% increment.

MORAL BOOSTER FOR TIME BEING 😴😴😴😴
{just a cut and paste job :p m not to be blamed for any discrepancy }

Just now I have seen GRAVITY movie. It's a good movie conceptual wise and directional wise.


Any other good movies left to watch??

Puys... Any suggestions regarding good movies to watch now??

Lets have a lunch puyssssssssssssssss

😃 Umeedo wali dhoop
sunshine wali asha....

umeedo wala week,
result ki hai asha,
nirash hone ki wajah kam he,
kyunki allotment ka he wadaa,
to khul ke khushi manao,
ye kya he adha adha........
Umeedo wala week
results ki hai asha...........
so enjoy the week puys...........
👍👍👍

Can any1 please tell me how is South Indian bank to join as clerk

I got the offer letter but in doubt weather to join or not

and also please provide the working scenario and also

what is the inhand salary of a clerk in south indian bank



thanks in advance

this is FUCKING frustrating......😠😠😠😠😠

called ibps now, same reply 😠😠😠😠

i am going on hunger strike till they publish results. how many u r with me?




what is d difference between cooperative bank and rrb?rolleyes

RAMANDEEP JI bh ab koi prediction nhi kr rhe....😟😟😟😟😟😟

Called IBPS:
Me : Hello mam I need some information regarding PO3.
IBPS helpline: Hanji bataiye. (Yes tell)
Me : When will this result come?
IBPS : please keep checking the website.
Me : Ma'am which one?? Pagalguy or Facebook??
IBPS: *amused* Haiiiin ji...

😛 😉

IBPS PO3 ke liye kisi ke pass no. of vacancies ke bare me koi authentic news hai? and which banks have declared their vacancies for ibps po3?

Any idea when IBPS will declare combined scores?Have to plan my notice period accordingly in my current company where there is no option of buyout or shortening the period.I am sure many will be in the current situation,particularly IT,ITeS and BPO employees.

Hello Friends Abi koi Notification aane wala ha IBPS wabsite per po process ko lekar please confirm toll free number .

//pata nahi yar bole website check karo notification aa jayega website per//



Source - IBPS toll free call center

Got this info from Po 2 not qualified group in FB..the one who posted this is the admin of that group..