Ads you HATE!

Shahrukh's latest compaq ad in which he appears as an unshaven messiah in white robe..

He looks so ill...

Shahrukh!!!When will you stop featuring in senseless ads like these???:neutral: :neutral:





Agreeed....I have dropped the plan of getting a compaq laptop

Shahrukh's latest compaq ad in which he appears as an unshaven messiah in white robe..

He looks so ill...

Shahrukh!!!When will you stop featuring in senseless ads like these???:neutral: :neutral:


He will never stop on his own.

Also hate hoo haa India.
He will never stop on his own.

Also hate hoo haa India.


Hoo haaa India....i guess tht campaign has been a Dud if not misfired for Pepsi.....
Kamikaze44 Says
Hoo haaa India....i guess tht campaign has been a Dud if not misfired for Pepsi.....


But the punch line....."the blue billion rises" is Cool

One dat I found 2 b sick was
dat fair n Handsome ad
esp. da line
~~~Mard ho kar ladkiyon waali fairness cream~~~
n our numskull had 2 go to a girls dressing room to steal one "ladkiyon waali fairness cream" as if they don't sell it in da shops ! or is a middle age close gaurded secret of girls!:robot:
how dumb!

Lol.......... !!!

One dat I found 2 b sick was
dat fair n Handsome ad
esp. da line
~~~Mard ho kar ladkiyon waali fairness cream~~~
n our numskull had 2 go to a girls dressing room to steal one "ladkiyon waali fairness cream" as if they don't sell it in da shops ! or is a middle age close gaurded secret of girls!:robot:
how dumb!

Oh...forgot one more ad...
that Dumb Thums Up ad by Akshay kumar...
where in climbs atop a lighhouse and gyrates his a** and some how his empty thums up bottle is refilled with a Lightning strike.....

Oh...forgot one more ad...
that Dumb Thums Up ad by Akshay kumar...
where in climbs atop a lighhouse and gyrates his a** and some how his empty thums up bottle is refilled with a Lightning strike.....


This ad reminded me of one more "30 sec torture " on tv !

Ok ! Puzzle for all u guys.. which famous personality quotes -- "Zazba ho ander, to dikhta hai bahar ! "

C'mon, scratch ur head.. give some trouble to ur brains !

HINT -- The name starts with S --...........No, not our sunny paji, although he is a close competitor in these kinda ads..

HINT2 -- If u dont have this baniyan ( yes guys, I m talking about underwear and baniyan) u dont have Zazba ( courage, passion, u can take it for whatever u want ) ..

HINT 3 -- If u wear this baniyan as our hero did, u can save ppl from dying, or u can make little children win olympics ...

ANSWER -- The one and only ........... Salman.. .... In his dashing and death defying perfomances in .. Dollar Club underwear and baniyan !!!


my reaction when i saw this ad.................................... YUK !

One more heera telebrand ad is doing the rounds nowadays.
It is about some rudraksh or set of lucky charms,endorsed by someone who looks like Goga Kapoor.He used to be the patriarch in some soap.

this guy stares at us with his oily face in some dingy background.

scary to say the least.only a madman wud buy such a taveez and tie it around ones neck.

One more heera telebrand ad is doing the rounds nowadays.
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I hate all the telebrand ads!!!
Worst thing is that..they have sprouted up on almost every channel n take up more than 5-10 minutes of the time slots at times..

Trying to cash in on people's inbuilt desire for money & beauty through C grade TV celebrities (ranging from smriti irani to mukesh khanna to shama sikandar to Fame gurukul's arpita..) & shamelessly lifted & then,dubbed commercials..

Worst of them all is "SLIM SAUNA BELT" n it's range of xerox copies under different names for every channel..(especially ZEE network) featuring blondes saying "Kya aap bhi aise flat abs chahte hain..?" in hindi.."kya motaape ne aapke jeevan ko narak banaya hua hai?..","kya aap vo bikini pehn-na chahti hain par pahan nahi paati..?

:snipersm: :snipersm: :snipersm:
koi mujhe in admakers ka pata dedo..
:2gunfire: :2gunfire: :2gunfire:
ek ek ko chun chun ke maarungi

Sunil Pal had ridiculed these telebrands ads in the Great Indian Laughter Chal. quite well...esp. the hindi dubbing of these phoren ads !

I hate all the telebrand ads!!!
Worst thing is that..they have sprouted up on almost every channel n take up more than 5-10 minutes of the time slots at times..

Trying to cash in on people's inbuilt desire for money & beauty through C grade TV celebrities (ranging from smriti irani to mukesh khanna to shama sikandar to Fame gurukul's arpita..) & shamelessly lifted & then,dubbed commercials..

Worst of them all is "SLIM SAUNA BELT" n it's range of xerox copies under different names for every channel..(especially ZEE network) featuring blondes saying "Kya aap bhi aise flat abs chahte hain..?" in hindi.."kya motaape ne aapke jeevan ko narak banaya hua hai?..","kya aap vo bikini pehn-na chahti hain par pahan nahi paati..?

:snipersm: :snipersm: :snipersm:
koi mujhe in admakers ka pata dedo..
:2gunfire: :2gunfire: :2gunfire:
ek ek ko chun chun ke maarungi

Did any1 watch dat Motorola ad
in which the parents ask their son during the breakfast,"Beta tum kal raat late aaye"
then the mom asks,"tum koi 'galat kaam' to nahi kar rahe?"
"kyoki kal raat tumhaare pocket se yeh mila"
showing the new motorola mob
~~~motorola ki nayi model,yeh bas dikhta mehanga hai~~~

@hiflyer jee juss watched dat ad a few hours back Cudnt get a connection between what they have shown and the product.... But I suppose raat ko late aana galat kaam karke can b interpreted in many waz..
Like chori karna dhaaka dalna etc etc etc and other kaam like
We can juss presume dat the parents meant the set of galat kaam galat tareeke se paisa aajaye n Mehnga i mean dikhta mehnga Mobile khareede :p

How come we can forget Saundrya sabun Nirma Ad.. In which lootsa photographs of Sonali is take from 'different angles' yup if i write openly how those photos are taken I wont be alive in PG LAND morrow

Now the moojik is on Tu husn pari tu jaane jigarrr tu sabse haseen :vamp::vamp::vamp: Tu sabe jawan :robot: :robot: :robot:
Soundarya sabun Nirrmaaa Sundarya Sabun Nirma..

All ARINDU's EYE EYE PEE YAM ad dat comes in the newspaper..'Dare to think Beyond IIMs'

BlackRose 33 Keshkala ad Guess My age wala one Grrrr me hoti to batadeti aunty ko ki 'Shammy Kapoor unkil tussi pal pos ke vadde kiya na.' so anybody can guess ur age

Now come the most sucking ad
Kunwar Ajay Sarees.... They show some clothes which are not even worthy of drapping on a DOG as a saree , they show it one by one kunway ajay saree No 1 , Kunwar ajay saree No 2 and the 10000 places where they conducted kunwar Kujay saree exhibition..
Huh!!!! Now comes the not even 5 paise worth punchline 'Kunwar ajay ho saree to sundar lage naari'

The NEW YAHOO AD.. What the hell.. A gal dancing or doing acrobatic or whatever and showing the features of YAHOO.. SUX.. How come YAHOO can come with sucha stupid theme..

And the rediffmail ad also.. The competition between Hooha exactly yahoo mail n rediffmail and showing how fast rediffmail is ..
ARE we DEPRIVED of nice AD makers???? :::|:|::

n what about the Channel "Brought to you Bai"
I loved the concept
esp..."Itne paiso mein itna hi milega!"
really funny!:-P

@hiflyer jee juss watched dat ad a few hours back Cudnt get a connection between what they have shown and the product.... But I suppose raat ko late aana galat kaam karke can b interpreted in many waz..
Like chori karna dhaaka dalna etc etc etc and other kaam like
We can juss presume dat the parents meant the set of galat kaam galat tareeke se paisa aajaye n Mehnga i mean dikhta mehnga Mobile khareede :p



Yeah...it's the purana hindi pickture cocept ...galat kaam karna=comin home late etc... I guess!

Reliance back to bad old days. the ad for colour phones is really unimaginative.
reminds one of the nokia ad where the girl rubs some rangoli on the Ticket checker's face.

Sourav Ganguly's latest ad "Apne Dada ki Baat Manoge Na"
Why Oh WHy did he have to do that? Is that a PR building sort of exercise or is it just that Ganguly's contract with Pepsi runs till 2007 and he is obliged to say whatever the Pepsi people want him to say :huh:

Whatever it is it sure is a hilarious ad

Sourav Ganguly's latest ad "Apne Dada ki Baat Manoge Na"
Why Oh WHy did he have to do that? Is that a PR building sort of exercise or is it just that Ganguly's contract with Pepsi runs till 2007 and he is obliged to say whatever the Pepsi people want him to say :huh:

Whatever it is it sure is a hilarious ad


hey boss, why did he have to do that? Arrey he is no More in the team,no chance I guess of coming back. Aakhri paise kama rahe hai Dada. Aur Pepsi bhi sookhe ganne ki tarah nichod rahi hai Dada ko.U r right ,contract baaki hoga

And considering his Pogo chips ad and that stiff dance with Hritik for hero honda,he
has come a long way yaar.This is by far his best ad in my opinion.Really evokes sympathy.
hey boss, why did he have to do that? Arrey he is no More in the team,no chance I guess of coming back. Aakhri paise kama rahe hai Dada. Aur Pepsi bhi sookhe ganne ki tarah nichod rahi hai Dada ko.U r right ,contract baaki hoga

And considering his Pogo chips ad and that stiff dance with Hritik for hero honda,he
has come a long way yaar.This is by far his best ad in my opinion.Really evokes sympathy.


There is nothing which evokes sympathy.

The DLF ad which features an unshaved shahrukh is awful..... an unshaven saif looks fine .. but king khan unshaven ... no ways ....

I think DLF got all their ads shot the same day ..

regards

shailesh