HEre r a few more of those whaly oneliners n quotes.
"I won't deny it... I've always had a thing for princess zelda..."
"out. -- it's funny that i can just go out whenever i want.. ahh the joys of bachelorhood.. no parents to ask "where were you this late!?" or nagging girlfriend to ask "who were you with this late!?" and no annoying cat to say "give me my damn meow mix!! it's late!!" gooood stuff.
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"oh, there's no need for boredom boy to be ecstatic... I WILL be ecstatic enough for the both of us, once i see boredom boy getting whipped into shape"
"with the lemonade stand's slogan, "Buy from me, I'm cute and young!" ... all that went through my mind was a catholic priest and a little boy.... you do the math"
"i think what i really need is for someone to hold a gun to boredom boy's head and say, "DANCE MONKEY... DANCE!!!!" ... that'll get him working... so much for, waaa, i'm too "upset" to work... oh yeah? upset THIS 9mm in your face, honky cracka"
"I can virtual-milk the cows!!! is that considered cyber-milking?"
"Trust is like that stray thread on your shirt... You start pulling and before you know it you are naked, cold, and alone..."
"when milking a cow, all that would be going through my mind would be... 'why am i giving a cow a handjob?"
"millions of people around the world are bored, and while i am the ultimate cure for a person's boredom, there's only so much abhi to go around... so you have to submit an application, and maybe, one day... if you're lucky, you'll be entertained by abhi"
"Look at me! I'm on FIRE!"
"yo wigga, it's ^^ in da heezy fo sheezy, all up in one tweezy"
"i never look at the speedometer unless i see a cop and/or i'm going over 110"
"the leprechauns are putting random thoughts into my head..."
"haha my mom would've dragged me by the ear to prison"
"the literal translation to that is 'I'm going so that i can come back' is that supposed to be romantic??"
"cookies and panties, that sounds like an interesting name for an extra value meal at a hicktown mcdonald's"
"ok this woman is confusing the pinto beans out of me"
"this needs to be a smiley
the confused smiley, I'd totally use that multiple times a day"
"I will kill you... With a popsicle... They're deadly..."
"and when they called the cops, i'd bust out some water guns filled with orange juice, squirt them into their eyes, and be a campuswide hero"
"I could bring my mac, and just sit in the corner and make out with it"
"maybe jews are like everybody else... and maybe that jew social worker is right... maybe i should stop beating my kids... thank you hannukah harry"
"next thing you know, bach will be reborn and will start pumping out techno remixes"
"Hi. I'm Abhi. I'm insane. Yes. You heard me right. I'm insane"
"Jk fixes everything. You can say anything like: 'Hey, I just killed your mother' as long as you follow it up with a 'jk jk jk'"
"the punchline missed the exit and now it's lost in the bronx and it's getting beat up by the producers of such hit shows as 'the sopranos' and other gangster shows such as 'the jetsons'"
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