[polpot]

I was at work today (barely) working.


I shall explain to the judges what they will get by voting for Cartman as the avatar.

1. Charisma


2. Style


3. Leadership



4. Attitude


So vote for me and you will be making the right choice
Even he agrees



However if you chose not to vote for me then,





As asked earlier, I'm willing to do the following to win this contest

1. Like metallica


2. Not many people know but we have the contest of the most "good" and the most "evil" cartoon characters going on here.
But always remember the bad guy always wins


3. I'm willing to climb the Everest
4. I'm willing to dance to Abba
5. Single handedly stop global warming
6. Feed fishes
7. Suck up to the judges (Sarv rulzzz)
8. Walk on my hands for a day
9. Try and explain to Shah rukh khan that his team sucks

10. Stop making fun of old people... NOT!!!

[AlpeshChaudhari]

Originally Posted by lehmanbrothershereicome

Well the question for today is:
"To what lengths are you willing to go in order to win the Coolest Avtar Contest"

Sorry for the late reply.

I ain't gonna make false commitments & pompous promises of my ability.

Promises ->

1. Skating on world' highest train track - Qingzang.

Not enough ?

2. Chaand taare bhi tod la sakta hun.

Wait, you think I can't do it ?




Aaj amaavas ki raat hai, so chaand taaro ka photo kal post karta hun.

Now, if you vote for me, you will see the rest of the show ->

3. Ropewalk by Popeye.

4. Will make sure Rakhi Sawant does not appear on your TV screen

5. A Catwalk on ramp by me at AIPGM.

6. Will capture Osama Bin Laden.

7. A dance sequence at AIPGM. (Song : Chholi ke pichhe. )




Now, it's time for Bribe


1. The one thing everyone awaits summer for is, the delicious, juicy..... mmmmmmmmm.... Alphonso Mangoes ->

4 Dozen of to each of you.

2. A Blu ray DVD player & 500 most admired & all time celebrated Movies' Blu Ray DVDs.

Sinhaji especially for you.

3. The most expensive scotch "Almore 62 Single Highland Malt Scotch Whisky" (Unlimited supply throughout the year)

4. Take the gambler out of you. Having a million dollar in your pocket is not luxury, but losing it without any anxiety is.

Your gifts have already been shipped.

Disclaimer : Any delay in shipment will not be the sponsor's responsibility. Contact nearest "Jhol Couriers" branch.

Oh ! Just something I found while going through 'The Pagal Times' !! The front page had this photo ->

Don't be a fool, vote for THE COOL

[sukritmunjal]

Originally Posted by polpot

I was at work today (barely) working.




3. Leadership



4. Attitude


So vote for me and you will be making the right choice

Do you want a Nazi or a Nudist as the Coolest Avatar!!!!!!!

Stand-up for your rights and continue maintaining dignity on the forum

Vote for the Evil Chef

Cheers
Sukrit

[polpot]

Originally Posted by sukritmunjal

Do you want a Nazi or a Nudist as the Coolest Avatar!!!!!!!

Stand-up for your rights and continue maintaining dignity on the forum

Vote for the Evil Chef

Cheers
Sukrit

This Evil Chef is an imposter!!!!!

Here is the actual one

A simple google image search would prove this.

Speaking about Chefs, my character is a chef too!!!

Hre is an excerpt proving so
"At the cook off, everybody is waiting for Cartman to get humiliated. Scott eats Cartman's chili first, and then taunts Cartman to do the same. When Cartman has almost finished a bowl of chili that is apparently Scott's, Scott begins to tell Cartman what he did. However, Cartman has anticipated Scott's move, and reveals that he switched Scott's chili with Chef's. He then goes into detail about how he figured out Scott's plan. First, Cartman knew that Stan and Kyle would tell Scott about his original plan. He knew that Scott would try to take care of the pony. He also knew that Scott, out of fear of having his ***** bitten off, would probably send his parents to do the deed. Knowing that, Cartman went to Denkins' farm and warned him about violent pony killers in the area. Knowing that Denkins shoots trespassers on sight, Cartman returned to the farm later that night after Denkins had shot and killed Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman, and stole the bodies. After spending a night cutting the bodies up with a hacksaw, Cartman was able to create "Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman Chili", which Scott has eaten, and who promptly finds his mother's finger with her wedding ring still on it. Scott is horrified and devastated at the loss of his parents. Scott throws up, and Cartman mocks him for eating his parents."


And since Cartman is evil= Evil Chef. 2 AVATARS IN 1. Muha-muhahahahha

[subhayu_roy]

I am an inveterate biker, so I thought what could possibly make a better avatar for me than the pic of my bike. This was taken during the last few kilometres of an ironbutt ride... thats 1000 miles (1600 kms) in 24 hours. Started from Chennai and went North. This is somewhere around the Bengal Orissa border.

To all the really cool avatars, Cheers!

[tarunceo]

I HEREBY WANTS TO NOMINATE MYSELF FOR THE COOL AVATAR.-A BLUE AND BLACK GIRAFFEE.
my avatar shows
1.UNCONVENTIONAL STYLE
2.AIMING FOR HIGHER AND HIGHER
3.MULTICOLOR ATTITUDE
4.GROUND REALITY
5.RARE COMBO.
WHY U SHOULD VOTE FOR ME?
1.I AM NEITHER OLDY LIKE CHUCK AND NOR NEWBIE,SO HAVE A BALANCE EQUATION.
2.I BELIEVE IN ALLIENCE,SO ANYONE SUPPORTING ME CAN GET A GUD PROFILE IN OUR CABINET.
3.FAVOUR FOR YOUNGISTAAN,AS I AM ONE OF THEM.
4.USE UR BRAIN-IF U THINK U SHOULD VOTE FOR ME THEN DO IT.
5.AS I AM DIFFER THAN OTHER,SO I MUST BE THE WINNER.SO SUPPORT THE MAJORITY.

[abhi1max1]

The world has changed.

I feel it in the water.

I smell it in the air.


The Battle for Last Hour is About to Begin





I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me.





A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship.

But it’s not this day…

An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not the this day|

This day, we fight!

By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you nothing.

----

It’s not just an avatar for me, but something much more than that. Its who I am. It speaks for my mind, my thoughts, and my deeds. And this will speak for my pride.

There is always hope.

Show them no mercy! For you shall receive none!


Ride out with me. Ride out and meet me

For Best Avtar

Yes. Yes! The horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the deep ONE last time!

Let this be the hour when we draw swords together. Fell deeds awake. Now for wrath! Now for ruin! And a red dawn!

Come and support me.
And find your true land, find...
Yourselves

[AlpeshChaudhari]

Originally Posted by abhi1max1

The world has changed.

I feel it in the water.

I smell it in the air.


The Battle for Last Hour is About to Begin

I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me.

A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship.

But it’s not this day…

An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not the this day|

This day, we fight!

By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you nothing.

----

There is always hope.

Show them no mercy! For you shall receive none!

Ghost of a flea: An hour of wolves and shattered shields

Even plagiarism is an art, you just need to be a little more smart,
You better not be part of it, or simply just don't fart !

Bend down to the power of ring, for I shall not cut your wing !



Dark times lie ahead, mercy shall not come when you be behead !


Take my word for it, nor taste the wrath of sword !



P.S. Just a tip, in case you do it again! When you directly pick up lines, just make sure they are not from a god movie like LOTR. I did not have to google to know those lines. And, SwagatSinha is an encyclopedia of movie, just in case you don't know.

[polpot]

As a last call
(Answer below)



Cut the crap.Believe in the Best.Rock the vote. Coz I'm the Best(All hail Bestie). Cartman wants you. Coz he is HOT. All others suck. Yehi hai right choice baby. JUST DO IT

[sukritmunjal]

The Evil Chef is back at what he does best, i.e. Cooking

And today he will give you the secret recipe for The Coolest Avatar. Now there are two ways to make the coolest avatar and i will teach you both.

Here's the first:

Ingredients

2 nos. Oldies
5 nos. n00bies
2 tbsp Wit
1 cup Creativity
5 tsp X-Factor
500 g Cool Factor ( You need to add it, as the chief ingredients aren't cool by nature)

Method:

1. Chop the Oldies finely and boil them for ten minutes to extract all the experience.
2. Add this experience to sliced n00bies and mix well
3. Mix all the other ingredients together and stir well.
4. Now sit back and pray that your efforts have the desired result.



You see this method involves a lot of effort and does not guarantee the desired results.

So here's the Recipe number 2, which is quick and gives the perfect result.


Method

1. Choose Evil Chef as the Coolest Avatar and sit back and relax.


Cheers
Sukrit