PG Coolest Avatars Contest 2008 - The Nominations!

[the_phantom]

Its time for some Ghost News now:

The Phantom in a rare interview to Mandira Beedi recollects the summer of 69’ when certain contestants came over for their summer vacations to Ghost Land. He shares exclusive footage of some lovelee images with puys

Naughty Baby Batman - http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/1038234-post6.html







More to follow after the break!

[grondmaster]

Originally Posted by grondmaster

Who uses Paint nowadays, eh Apurv? Perhaps Adobe Photoshop and Coreldraw will be of order, wazsay? On the other hand, perhaps we won't mind something made in Windows Movie Maker as wel

Regards,
Grondmaster

I must say, I did not expect my suggestions to be taken seriously!

Originally Posted by the_egonomist

EGOTRIP
Click here
Judges take notice!

Please do take note that they have!

Regards,
Grondmaster

[kill_the_cat]

A rare video of kill_the_cat is being released on this thread:

Get a view of kill_the_cat without his armour although a full facial view will be released later.

VIDEO from KILL_THE_CAT's private collection

Note:- kill_the_cat loves almost all animals except the cat.

Even Tony Blair has a problem with cats

[diablorulez]

Ek din aisa aayega..
Ek din aisa aayega

PG pe ID banayenge .. IIM mein admission mil jaayega.
number of spamming se .. BLACKIS tu ho jaayega ( kill_the_cat tu to gayo)

Ek din aisa aayega.
Ek din aisa aayega


Inflation rate ghat ke 0% ho jaayega
fiscal negative se positive ke liye ro jaayega.
(economist aka egonomist aka jo bhi ho tu bhi gayo)

Ek din aisa aayega
EK din aisa aayega

actor/actress banane pe upper age limit lag jaayega
sirf aayengi dharmik pictures.. rakhi sawant pe ban lag jaayega(getneonow tu bhi gayo)

Ek din aisa aayega
Ek din aisa aayega

bhais banega CM bihar ka
laloo chara khaayega..(Super XERO tu bhi gayo)

Ek din aisa aayega
Ek din aisa aayega

bacha sidha bada ho jaayega
diaper ka paisa bach jaayega (cute.sid tu bhi gayo)

Ek din aisa aayega
Ek din aisa aayega


arey bhai woh din kab aayega

woh din tab aayega jab DIABLO coolest avatar ban jaayega

VOTE FOR Diablo

[chango]

Originally Posted by the_egonomist

After a groan, I realized that I need to bring my A-game to the table. So here goes:

Nice !

Keep it going

[arunk8186]

Puys, writing this tired after a long travel back from Saturn. I had mentioned I was going to Neptune in my last post right? Hmmm… Yes, went there for an experiment to calculate the red-shift in the light coming from Alpha-Centauri with respect to the sun measured along the earth’s tilted axis. Confusing? Doesn’t matter, read on!

I was discussing with a group of puys who were there on Neptune for their Summer Internship in Alien management specialization. They said they had heard through the grapevine that there was a High level (Why do I call it a high-level, you will see) PG meet secretly being held on the gaseous ring layers surrounding the Neptune’s neighboring planet Saturn.

So, immediately caught a taxi and went straight on the 762700000 miles journey to my first official PG meet.

Psst..Psst…Puys, for your information, don’t even think that the user-IDs of these judges and high profile people in PG are just fancy names like ours. They all convey vital informations across themselves through these names too. The reason why I am saying this, wait and see. The first person I met on landing there was one of our judges “Ringsofsaturn” (didn’t I say the meet was held in Saturn)
There was the entire panel of judges sitting there with the Election Commissioners of the Coolest Avatar Contest intensely discussing among themselves.




I smelled using my brain, yes really smelled guys that this meet must probably be to analyze the performance of the contestants till now.Clever me. All these time I was also trying to identify who the host of a meet like this will be? Man, how insane these judges must be? They don’t even release the names of the host to others openly on PG. Hmm.. I did some logical reasoning and pattern recognition to find it out. Look below to see what I got

Estranged_gnrs – Looks like a pretty normal ID? But the gnrs part is the code puys. How about this?

Succeeding letters of g,n,r,s are H, O, S, T which forms the word HOST:surprised:. They code even the meet host’s name in their user-IDs, oh my god( no, not ali ), its Estranged the host mod!.

Is it that I am really finding all these or am I being a paranoid. Probably time will tell at the AIPGM

Psst..Psst.. Now don’t tell these to the judges. As soon as they switched on to insane mode during their discussions, 1, 6, 28, 496 and exactly 8128 Perfect (number) bottles of and more went into them and these guys one by one started pouring out as to what is it that they were looking for in the Coolest avatar contest and also for themselves. One of them even told how she was upset about her yet-to-get pendrive from last year’s contest.

I was all ears and noted down their blurtings and decided to give them the things they had asked for after returning to earth.

Note:
I am quoting exactly whatever they all had posted in the same thread or blurted from their own mouths Puys. No offence intended too

Bytchcraft

Originally Posted by BytchCraft

We never got our promised pen drives. I will not give preference to contestants who write me long emails.

Guys, it’s a misconception we have based on her Avatar that Bytchcraft is very very strict like some of our maths teacher in school. But infact she is the other way around! Very calm, cool etc.etc.

Bytchcraft, here is what you had asked for.





Will a short mail like this do for your preference?

Hello bytchcraft,

TTP-VFM. (Take The Pendrive, Vote For Me)

Cheers,

The coolest one!

Originally Posted by BytchCraft

hey shud have an iq test and then shortlist nominees.

Sure, how about having a guy (is it me?) with an IQ of about 160 as the reference mark for shortlisting

Grondmaster

Originally Posted by grondmaster

However, some judges are, and will remain, ready to be influenced with

Grondmaster( don’t care much about the spelling, even I am yet to decipher any code in it:satisfied is a very avid chess player and he is a Chess FIDE Grandmaster too. Atleast that’s what he said while: drinking:

This is for you master. Chess + Wine = Insane time.




Estranged_gnrs

Originally Posted by estranged_gnrs

Coolest avatar contestants must have shamelessness, ability to pull strings, rabidity.

Shamelessness? For Einstein?




Ability to pull strings?

Hi host, this is me pulling strings at age 5



Rabidity? Is it Rabbit + Stupidity=Rabidity? Cat?

No words here, as they say brevity is the soul of wit




Mahip

Originally Posted by Mahip

Where is the CreatiWitty?

Where is Creatiwitty? Where? Where? Nope, I swear I didn’t see him/her/it or whatever.Plz don’t ask me

Apurv

Originally Posted by Apurv

We need to be entertained... we need to see more whacky Microsoft Paint work. So direct your mouse to Start>Programs>Accessories>Paint and show us some creativity.

I have exactly done whatever has been asked for.Hope this satisfies the editor






This one is especially for the one whom all the time was telling how much he loved to travel and how he has planned to organize an All World PG Meet in the Swiss Alps.

Mr. Editorosaurus Rex, how about these… Nope, not the gals, I meant the airplanes for traveling with puys?




PS: Uncle Einstein is very tired after a long journey from work. So, EGG and PG fun time will continue after a short nap.

[kill_the_cat]

Aur ek mahaan granthh mein bhee likhaa hai....

Yada Yada hee seriousness-aaye..
Glaaneer Bhavatee PGdom...
Abhyuthaanaye pagalaanam...
Vinaashaye cha kaan-foosion...
sansthapnaarthaaye...
Sambhavaamee Yuge Yuge

Disclaimer: I have not promised to baha-ing kee nadiyaan... or solve all your problems (CEC take note of honesty) .... but neither have I said explicitly that I won't (others pay ishpeshaal note). Please read the offer document completely before taking any steps.

[Cute.Sid]

Cute.Baby's cam-pain for the Coolest Avatar continues:

News update on Kill_the_cat:

Irrespective of numerous warnings Kill_the_cat continues to follow his wicked ways.
Mighty stubborn I must say.

This has invited the wrath of most vicious cats on the planet.

T-Bone




Cats across the globe are on a prowl for ol' Kill_the_Cat







and it seems, he is now on a run in his business attire......





Well Ol' pal, I have good news for you

You don't have to run.........

You dont have to hide........




Just support the baby.....





and he promises to take care of you..............

[kill_the_cat]

Originally Posted by Cute.Sid

Cute.Baby's cam-pain for the Coolest Avatar continues:

and he promises to take care of you..............

Dude I might have supported ur campaign had u been Cooler than me. But even a red hot iron seems cool in front of u.

Babua tumhari bekar pic se toh hamari bachpan ki pic zyada cool hai... lo dekho



Had u been cool enuf maybe i wud have lent it to u but.... U just dont make the grade KID.


If i may quote from a commercial... Bacche ab bada ho jaa.


Ab jab CAT killing ki baat chal hi rahi hai toh yeh lo mera naya dedication

WATCH ME GO
WITH FURY WITH FLOW
AFTER THE CAT
IN A BLOW

WATCH ME POUNCE
AND BEAT AND TROUNCE
THE HELL OUT OF CAT
& REDUCE IT TO AN OUNCE

I AM MAD
WITH THIS FAD
OF KILLING THIS EVIL CAT
SO EVERBODY'LL BE GLAD

WATCH ME KILL
WITH SHRIEKS TOO SHRILL
AND ONCE AND FOR ALL
END THIS YEARLY DRILL