Life @SCMHRD

[milestogobeforeisleep]

I guess its high time that we bring life to this dead thread..
Any takers..

With Shankar and Alcartz leaving in a few days I guess the we the juniors shud carry on the mantle..

What say Raghav, Elwin??

Cheer,
Rajarshi

[Shankx23]

Originally Posted by milestogobeforeisleep

I guess its high time that we bring life to this dead thread..
Any takers..

With Shankar and Alcartz leaving in a few days I guess the we the juniors shud carry on the mantle..

What say Raghav, Elwin??

Cheer,
Rajarshi

Dont pack me off so early dude.....after placements and the Markstrat Victory for the HLL contest at IIML..life has really been on a high..but exams from tomorrow...of the fourth and final semester might be just be the leveller......

Then we seniors have a 45 days live project...meanwhile....the SIC campus Sports meet is on...with SIIB and SCIT.

Ellwin for the meanwhile is too tired atending the Art of Living course which is happening for the juniors right now in two batches...with they have to start as early as 5 in the morning til..8 for a week.....

Meanwhile...as I said the college's Marketing BAtch had a great high, with Two teams winning at IIML's Markstrat Competition.....One in the Cavinkare CHIK shampoo case study...and the other in HLL's Fair and Lovely Brand........

Both the teams were treated by the Director for the victory .......and so both the teams chilled at Khyber Restaurant in the City.....

meanwhile I also got time to blog after the placements.....and tell u what life has really changed after placements less classes happening since very less course was left..(most of the the course was over before placements).......

Lohri too was celebrated on Campus along with Pongal the Next day..kite flying, DJ night, great ans special food...the pongal breakfast..man..was a mouth watering proposition....

more soon....have an HP Analytics exam tomorrow....

Cheers
Shankar

[sleeping_giant]

rajashri
great idea to revive this thread

with sig sigma classes goin on .. i m pretty sure we will definetly reduce our DPMO
n quality will be improved by "LEAPS & BOUNDS"

what u guys say?

[vahgar]

Yea good Idea Ror(thats Rajarshi's name here ) My contribution to this thread will be my post on my blog..!

MURPHY’S Laws at SCMHRD

Pareto’s FCQ Law: 80% of the time you study for the wrong FCQ and as a result end up with 20% of the marks

Cell’s Law: The time you go to the bathroom is exactly when your cellphone will ring the only time the entire day

Assignment's Law: When you spend 2 hours working on an assignment all by yourself by taking the initiative, you realize that it was totally unrelated to the actual project

Time’s Law: The class where the professor expects you to be on time exactly will always be the first class of the day

Orkut’s Law: When using a special proxy server to access orkut, the tasteful flash ads will appear as your director passes by.

Pre Quiz's Law: The 1st time you win the quiz on stage will be at a no name college and the prize will consist of a trophy (nameless and to be given to the college) and 2 certificates. You will not even be on quiz to collect the same.

Quiz’s Law: When on quiz for a quiz in front of the home crowd for a quiz, you will be in the worst of forms.

Extension of Quiz’s Law: When the home crowd leaves after seeing you have no chance is when you make the comeback of the decade.

Hyper Extension of Quiz’s Law: The prize you win after your remarkable comeback will include tea bags, masala packs, salt and pepper shakers, two useless books. Anyone who participated in the prelims would also get the same certificate as you got. And your name would be spelt wrong.

Knowledge's Law: You will be a stud in the subject which you have never studied your whole life which you will never use. But your specialization+ background+summers subject you will need assistance from someone who has heard of it the 1st time in his life. And he will end up getting more marks than you.

SMS's Law: When you are expecting a message at 1 am in the morning from someone special it will be from the Airtel operator telling you that the if you don’t recharge you will die in 3 days.

Excel's Law: When you think you finally master a function after 20 minutes of hair tearing and cursing , you discover that it was probably voted “Most Useless Function of the year 2006” by Exceltip.com –

Example - NEGBINOMDIST: (Returns the negative binomial distribution. NEGBINOMDIST returns the probability that there will be number-f failures before the number-s’th success, when the constant probability of a success is probability-s.)

Anonymous' Law: When you want to remain hidden when you are with someone else is when the biggest loudmouth will see you and make sure that everyone knows what is going on between the both of you.

Power's Law: The one day when you bring your laptop to college for official work, you get this plan to goof off by writing blogs such as this is when you realize that it is only 30% charged and you have a good 6 hours of class left.

Extension of Power's Law: You would have forgotten to get the LAN cable and the charger does not work and as you try to update your 2 year old antivirus using a fake serial key, you get a message that the key was already used by some wise guy in North Slovenia.

Study's Law: Your friend who you decided to team up with to study accounts a week before the big exam will have the busiest week of his life and will turn up at 12:00 at night your door with a sheepish smile when you are just ready to hit the sack or have another agenda lined up.

Hindi Song's Law: The one hindi song which you listen to everywhere- the laundry room, at a hotel, on the radio which really rocks and you want to get it desperately. Then you realize that when you ask your friend to give you the song, one of this will happen- You forget, you can’t sing or he himself has not heard of it. ( I did manage to finally get it(thanks Matsye!, its ‘Kya mujhe Pyar hain-remix’ from Woh Lamhe, which ironically does not feature a song called Woh Lambhe, another movie..yea I don’t get it too!.)
Free Class's Law: Out of the III divisions A/B/C/ , your division will be the lot who get a 2 hour class free in between two classes. So unlike the other divisions, one set can get up late the other will leave early whilst you are battling what to do in the 2 hour gap. 2 hours are the worst time period, you don’t know if it’s long enough to go back to the hostel or small enough a period to sleep in an empty library cubicle.

Fine List's Law: The one time you feel reckless and bunk a guest lecture/batch meet you see that your name heads the fine list (rs 500, up from 200).

Door’s Law: Just when you snuggle into your blankets with the lights off ready to sleep , you will hear a knock on your door, its your neighbor who wants to chit chat. (Worse case scenarios include the paper guy, Sharath and Somnath(the cleaner guys)

Extension of Door’s Law: Your bed will lie the closest to the door and when there is someone at the door, it will be you who always has to do get it. Your roommate will pretend to snore at a volume at that time.

Keys' Law: The one time you return earlier to the hostel than your roommate is the time you forgot your keys.

Water's Law: You will feel thirsty only when your water bottle is empty but when it is full you won’t take a drop of the same.

Mess' Law: The one day when dinner is good at the college mess is when you will be out in the city

Extension of the Mess' Law: You will never miss the other 6 days’ dinner.

Life’s Law: The girl you are after will be the one every second guy is after.

Blog’s Law: The blog which you think was the best would be completely ignored but the worst blog would be the cynosure of all eyes.

[Shankx23]

@ Raghav:- Hey u could have also described the consequences of not attending the 26th January flag hositing function here..btw u have not done the Kaizen work properly..the roads are dirty behind my hostel room still.....

Think u guys shd have one more round..aint it?..

[sleeping_giant]

raghav....
thanks a ton.. thats a "value addition"
i have been so ignorant about all these laws...n had this post not been here i would have remain uneducated about GREAT LAWS of SCMHRD
now i think SCMHRD will be a better place to be in.... Atleast all the cribbing about classes n rules n discipline will stop... n we will accept .. this is SCMHRD

between

german meet was good... i liked speech by Sir Majumdar... "Atithi Devo Namah" made all german delegates spell bound.

this event does deserve more on writing on this thread

keep rocking,
cheers
giant

[Shankx23]

Ya Something on the SCMHRD-SIMT meet @ Campus....

For the uninitiated .....SCMHRD entered into a tieup with Stutgart Institute of Mangement and Technology Germany in July.

A German Delegation visited the Campus..to celebrate this tie-Up...ALong with them was also the MD of Lapp Group Germany....a Big Business Group.....The Group has decided to Sponsor two students for Exchange Program abroad........in SIMT ..every year henceforth....

Also....the event saw presentations by first year students and also a glimpse of the cultural dance of India....the juniors performed them...all...the seniors like me had to compulsorily attend it...inspite of an OR exam the next day....the juniors too have mid terms on 1st and 2nd of Feb...

The Audi was full...and so was the excitement..with the public specially cheering the southern spice dance put up Aditya and group....all juniors......a fusion of spicy tamil folk songs and dance on its tune.......

As for me my MBA is almost coming to an end now...will convocation on April 20th and last written exam over today..of OR....I am waiting to be given the degree

[milestogobeforeisleep]

Hey Guys,

Nice to c activity on this thread..
With the kind of activity going on in the admissions thread I must say that SCMHRDians are pretty much alive on PG..

Well as far as life@SCMHRD is concerned...seniors are mostly gone for their so-called live projects..so the campus is kind of soona-soona..
as far as we the juniors are concerned..the heat is increaing with every passing day..and we r realising the follies of having 18 subjects..innumerable assignments and FCQs piled up..with some big guns like MR project et al..

With all the xcuses for exemption like admissions, placments, alumni homecoming behind us..it seems tht PGDM I is here to run the last mile of this semester before we leave for summers..

All the best to all of us

Rajarshi

[vahgar]

E-Cell organising Entrepreneurship week here , a tie with other B schools with E-Cells..We got quizzes/Book reviews/ E-Sells going on here!

[sleeping_giant]

after early morning blues f six sigma,
vaghar u seem to b a lot free n happy..
whts d secret man!!
is tht d b'day treamnt f urs or ur six sigma was gud..
i also saw in class of 2007 ur post>> "treat ur seniors well else"...
dis certainly rings bell in my ears... RAGHAV WHT U UPTO DESE days..


man dis ecell thing is a lil wierd ... for equiz which was 50 minutes thing prize money was 10 grands
for e-sell .... we hve 2 press ourselves for 4 days.. wid product which is nt decidd by us, marketspace is less... n competitorr r FIVE,,, a big ask ... wid small returns... 2K is nt justified....
BUT
game is superb... a lot f simumation is involved... betcha guys... E CELL rocks..
they have done a tremendous job dis year... kind f GLs arranged r amazin

last saturday's GL by Mr VG Patel .. was very inspirational.

Now i think its better 2 go for our own enterprise rather than begging for a JOB.