Help this poor girl out!

[creative.insane]

To al d cat maharajas n maharanis who may have dat u-dumbo-i-cracked-c at look in ur eyes(u well deserve it)

Divya chakshu of this hi.ly careless n messed up girl have opened n finally on 26th jan 08 i declare i m a cat aspirant!(now i m no less than jhansi ki rani)

plz suggest me a not larger-than-life cat strategy for cat 08 bt b4 dat lemme tell u sumthin


when i was child i wanted to b a PM(thot 2 beat indira gandhi),in my growing yrs i wanted 2 b a miss india(thot 2 beat sushmita sen) n finally i think i'l rock as an mba(now firm on beating all top corporate honchos).


now i come down 2 earth n frankly speak.i m such a screwed up person.i have not to mention pointers since last 3 sems9bt hoping a 8-pointer in 4th one) whem ppl xpect u 2 gt a 9-pointer in bcom(hons).

my col lectures r terrible.in few i m hi.ly admired bt in majority all my traditional proffs. gimme a 'u god damned backbencher concentrate or i'l trow u out look'.my frndz say dat i m a gud speaker n have those leadership skills(hope d spelling is correct)their grey cellswere misconnected at dat time fr sure.

last yr,an astrologer happened 2 visit me home n made his bhavishyavani "she 'l b a house wife" n gave setbacks 2 my parents who have been standing on one leg n doing tapasya hoping a decent prof. life for their daughter.(by d way dat guy sounded so fake).

newys m gettin outta this hily careless attitude (bt in al these yrs my parents thot i m a susheel samajhdar mehanati papa ki beti)

my rc n vocab's ok,math scares me off n di is hopeless.plz gimme a simple sweet stategy dat i can religiously follow 2 get thru cat n get into a decent b-skool which does not say-u not so normal girl got outta our sansakari,paramparavadi b-mandir.

my bechaari story wud hav brought tears in ur eyes n if ur heart is moved by sincerity of this hi.ly disciplined girl plz help me n a punya'i b added to ur big paaps list.

NOTE-plz talk sense as v run a hi. risk of gr8 mods suspending me fr creating a non-sense stuff at this holy cat-worship site.

[mr.s.k.abhi]

well well cant comment...

seems more of a Chicken to hen story... hehehe... and surely no idea what Mighty mods would do to this thread...

but it surely was fun screwing my lil brains on what ever you wrote or tried to convey or ask????

[chakrabirsingh]

i dunno Y people from INDORE are so farziso which coaching inst. u are goin to.suggestion AVOID PT.TIME is better and its now in INDORE (even though i dont work there .... i work in someother as content developer in INDORE)and grow up becouse CAT is an serious affair and aint an easy goin thing.

[PSL]

lol...

wow.. u do sound hopeless...

atrologers are never wronge, trust me.. i mean they did predict that the world would end before the year 2000 didnt they...

I would aso recommend you to refrain from starting new threads for your individuals problems.. there are threads for the same...
I enjoy starting new threads too.. i mean its fun and easy, just takes a mouse click... but i know better...

As far as your cat desires are concerned i dont think anyone here would be able to provide you with some magic potion that would allow you to ace quant and di..you could consult an tantric for that.( they are almost as effective as astrologers but charge more)

You could join some institute, whichevers closest to your place, they're all the same if you ask me..
Though i dont think even they would be able to provide you with a "sweet" strategy for all your problems..

work hard is all i can say, you got almost a year to go...

and you could consider increasing your font size by a couple of points..

[rmbt]

Originally Posted by creative.insane

this hi.ly disciplined girl plz help me n a punya'i b added to ur big paaps list.

NOTE-plz talk sense as v run a hi. risk of gr8 mods suspending me fr creating a non-sense stuff at this holy cat-worship site.

Whooo...You could have asked the gr8 mods(via PM) to help you out with the strategy or with the exact thread links.

Let me make this very clear, we at PG love to help other puys, but only if they follow certain rules/guidelines.

This thread is meant for B-schoolers, so refrain from opening a thread in future.

Continue here:
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/cat-an...aspirants.html (CAT 2008 Aspirants)