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Originally Posted by aryanmba one of my friend called IIMC couple of days back. They told result for overseas will be announced on wed or thurs or friday. Apparently, they haven't announced on wednesday.
Also, this is true for overseas only. They don't know how long it will take for domestic. |
Sigh. I would like to believe that, but right now I am supremely cynical. I have a different theory..
It is highly possible that the IIM officials, frustrated with balls being thrown from one court to the other (literally), in exasperation will first stop playing tennis, and second decide to just scrap admissions this year and ask everyone to bide their time for the next 9 months and then reapply next year. Also as a primer, they will advise that you to quit your job and your parents theirs, so net income will show up as zero, thereby making you eligible for ALL scholarships and low interest loans. They will also hint at the possibility of forging an OBC/SC/ST certificate and taking advantage of the empty seats through the reserved quotas. Additionally, just a day before the results are to be announced next year, overseas candidates should move the courts asking for a 10% quota in all colleges to address historical injustices meted out to expatriates (remember all those accusations of traitor.. and '
apni maa ko chhor kar ja rahe ho' ) and thereby disrupting the entire process and frustrating thousands of students in the process.
Sorry.

Just some afternoon humor. Good thing we don't have big brother (aka mods) watching our thread!