[pagalneha]

1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at


one end & a fool at the other.


2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day


internationals are more popular than a five day test.



3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his


bachelor degree and a woman gains her master





4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage



5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes


of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing


through "the minds of either".



6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the


number present.



7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that


everybody believes he got the biggest piece.



8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is


defeated by feminine water-power ..



9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.



10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody


listens & everybody disagrees later on.



11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a


feeling you have never felt before.



12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.



13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.



14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous


home life.



15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open


their mouth.



16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more


than you actually do.



17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and


sit to decide that nothing can be done together.



18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.



19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.



20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to


be spoken of when dead.



21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a


way that you actually look forward to the trip.



22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he


accidentally falls into a river.



23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower


says in midway "See I am not injured yet."



24. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in


ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.



25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.



26. Father : A banker provided by nature.



27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that


he got caught.



28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when


you are early.



29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and


your Confidence after.



30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills


you with his bills.



Appoohh...

[shub001]

You forgot this one:

A software engineer: Someone who gets paid to read such definitions


So you are a KVite

[puneet_gandhi]

gud to read ur post pagal neha.. but icing on the cale was shub.. just cud not help relpying...gr8 1..shub... another s/w engineer gives u company...

[rajeshnsitian]

Originally Posted by puneet_gandhi

gud to read ur post pagal neha.. but icing on the cale was shub.. just cud not help relpying...gr8 1..shub... another s/w engineer gives u company...

ah....u r a li'l late in applauding...late by two and half years.

[Manasie]

Originally Posted by rajeshnsitian

ah....u r a li'l late in applauding...late by two and half years.

hehehe...
Neways the definitions are nice.... Had a real laugh..

M

[chawlamohit]

HIIIIIIIIIII NICE DEFINATIONS YAAR

[sourabh_p]

Some definations are really cool, especially Ecstacy and smile .........gud one

[warrior]

I have two


Girl: A girl is like a road The more curves she has the more dangerous she is

Discussion: A good discussion is like a miniskirt Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject

[Blank_mind]

Its really being bonny to read all the funny posts at this thread ,Now plz allow me to share some sort of zany humour with u as well. Am sure that would make u to nothing but LOL


Enjoy....

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

George Bush -- rearrange the letters -- He bugs Gore.
Dormitory -- rearrange the letters -- Dirty Room.

Evangelist -- rearrange the letters -- Evil's Agent.

Desperation -- rearrange the letters -- A Rope Ends It.
The Morse Code -- rearrange the letters -- Here Come Dots.
Slot Machines -- rearrange the letters -- Cash Lost In 'Em.
Animosity -- rearrange the letters -- Is No Amity.
Mother-in-law -- rearrange the letters -- Woman Hitler.
Snooze Alarms -- rearrange the letters -- Alas! No More Z's.
A Decimal Point -- rearrange the letters -- I'm A Dot In Place.
Eleven plus two -- rearrange the letters -- Twelve plus one.

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[Blank_mind]

Originally Posted by pagalneha

1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at


one end & a fool at the other.


2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day


internationals are more popular than a five day test.



3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his


bachelor degree and a woman gains her master





4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage



5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes


of sit to decide that nothing can be done together.



18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.



19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.



20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to


be spoken of when dead.



21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a


way that you actually look forward to the trip.



Appoohh...

40m,where did u get this???? :wink:
is it from

Word Humor & Funny Definitions site????? :wink:

Neways..... Good initiative ..........