Why did the chicken cross the road ?

[Oxymoron]

Great post Shub! and well here's more....but ofcourse you might ahve come across this before..

MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken,"Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

and so the poor chick continues on its peregrination......and my all time fav..

Menaka Gandhi:-
"Chicken crossed the road alone...!! If a vehicle had passed over it, we would have lost one of our dearest creature.Ban all vehicles from using that road. Protect our chikens..."


Girish...!

[Oxymoron]

Why Did the chicken cross the road?

Shub001: Duh! I have no idea.....I was busy online!!!!

[arcade79]

My God !! thats really too too cool....

Gr8 man !! This mail indeed made all of us realize hmmm ... smthg...

BTW whats this :Gjør ikke De har noe som helst bedre gjøre?

[anush38]

desi seasoned chickens..

praveen togadia
every chicken has the right to cross the roads with trishul.

pervez musharaff
the enemy chicken will never dare to cross the road.

digvijay singh
let us first allow cows to cross the road then we will think of chicken

laloo
its lawful to attack chicken with lathis below the knees

jayalalitha
thro my ANTI [CHICKEN] CONVERSION LAW-chicken conversions wouldnt be allowed
saurav
whole discussion about chickens is giving me more grey hairs.

sachin
i just want to keep seeing chickens cross the road.i cant think of life without chickens.

rahul
i wanted it to be a pvt affair sought the help of BSF for safety of the chickens.

jaswant
my job which is all about counting the chickens & giving budget has made me look like a chicken

arun shourie
disinvestment of chickens is necessary for the economy to grow

KFC
WE SERVE THE BEST CHICKENS IN THE TOWN

[shub001]

Originally Posted by arcade79

BTW whats this :Gjør ikke De har noe som helst bedre gjøre?

OK, the story goes like this:

It was in Norwegian. And as you know, it was my signature. I had kept it in that language so that people would try translating it. But....... as it turned out (now that I tried finding a site for you to translate ) the said language is not that popular on the net , and even the site from where I got it translated from eng to norweg does not allow it other way round ( so much for my presence of mind )
And after searching for 15-20 odd minutes I have not been able to find a norweg - eng translator neither have I been able to find a translator which would give the exact phrase when it is translated back to eng after being translated from eng into that lang ( I tried german, dutch, italian, french portugese etc.. nothing worked)

So I will directly give you what
Gjør ikke De har noe som helst bedre gjøre?
means in english.

It means:
Don't you have anything better to do?


: Guess sometimes your humour falls flat on your face.

Shub001

P.S. I won't be having a signature for a while.

[arcade79]

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P.S. I won't be having a signature for a while. [/quote]

Dont do this.. Dont deprive me atleast of ur good signatures.... :P

[pagalneha]

Nice one Anil.

[pagalneha]

what say abt. this

[Prince William]

hey neha thats the same mail i got yesterday there r many pics in dat
y didnt u post all of them the cat the monkey the bagpipier thats reeally coooolllll!!!!

[pagalneha]

hey i did not get any mails .This was saved by my younger brother on my PC when i saw it , it reminded me of that thread so i put it up there/