Guys joke time....
Joke 1 :
A Paki, Bangladeshi and an INDIAN are in a bar one night having a beer.
The Paki drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer,throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Daka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Indian, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Paki and Bangladeshi. He says "In Delhi we have so many Paki and Bangladeshi that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
Jai Hind.
Joke 2 : (My Fav...Damn funy)
A man was wandering in the woods, pondering all the mysteries
of life and his own personal problems.
The man couldn't find the answers, so he sought help from God.
"God? You there, God?" he asked
"Yes. What is it, my son?" God answered.
"Mind if I ask a few questions?" the man asked.
"Go ahead, my son, anything."
"God, what is a million years to you?"
God answered, "A million years to me is only a second."
The man asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"
God replied, "A million dollars to me is worth only a penny."
The man lifted his eyebrows and asked his final question. "God,
can I have a penny?"
God answered, "Sure, give me a second."
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