Tech support

[linny]

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower
and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6
simply will not load. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix
these problems, but it causes the system to crash. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate




Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command
C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt
3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically
run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy
Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad
program that will create Snoring Loudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall
another Boyfriend program. These are not supported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might
consider additional software to improve memory and performance.
I Personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck,
Tech Support


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[MavericK]

LOL..for a sec i thot u gonna help me with my OS Problems..

[uRmad]

hey hey...nice one linny......been quite some time since i've read such stuff......if i remember right, there used to be a final sentence to all that....." if nothin else works...the three-finger salute always does"

cheers

[pagalguy]

I Personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

AMEN