"Scott Tenorman must die" is one of the greatest moments in television history. Eric Cartman has to be THE most twisted cartoon character I've ever seen
Other favourite episodes : Ladder to Heaven, Make love, not warcraft, Timmy 2000, South Park Crips, Christian Hard Rock, The biggest douche in the universe, Cartman's silly little hate crime, Osama Bin Laden has farty pants, Cartman gets an anal probe...oh **** it, there're too many great episodes to list !
Favourite character : The one, the only...ERIC CARTMAN !
followed closely by Kenny.
Favourite dialogues/monologues:
Mr.Garrison : Does anyone here know what sexual harassment means ?
Cartman : Sexual harassment is when you're having intercourse witha a lady friend and someone comes and tickles you in the balls.
Kyle : But why would Kenny not leave that ticket stub for us ?
Cartman : Because he's poor, Kyle ! Poor people have nothing to do other than piss people off !
Cartman : Alright Token, gimme a sweet bassline.
Token : I told you, I don't know how to play bass !
Cartman : Ugh Token, how many times do we have to go over this. You're black...you can play bass.
Token : I'm getting pretty sick and tired of your stereotypes !
Cartman : Be as sick as you want ! Just gimme a goddamn bassline, you black asshole !
Cartman: Aye ! don't call me fat, you fucking jew!!
Mr. Garrison: Eric !!! Did you just say the 'f word?'
Cartman: what, Jew ?
Teacher: Kyle, you really need to concentrate !!
Cartman: Maybe we should send him to a concentration camp.
Cartman: Nah dude, Independent films are those black and white hippie movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.
John Edwards: But I'm a psychic !
Stan: No, dude. You're a douche.
John Edwards: I'm not a douche. What if I really believe that dead people talk to me ?
Stan: Then you're a stupid douche.
Cartman: It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.
Timmy : TIMMMMMMMAH !
more as i remember them...
Awesome stuff !! 
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