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INDIAN DREAM 2020
Year : 2020
Place : Two Americans at IBM, USA.
Currency Conversion Rate: Rs.1 = $100/
Alex : Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to office?
John : Yeah, I was in Indian Embassy for stamping.
Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard that nowadays
it has become very strict. !
John : Yeah, but I managed to get it.
Alex : How long it took to get it stamped?
John : Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates
was standing in front of me and they played with him
like anything. Thats why it got delayed. I went
there at 2 am itself and waited and returned by 4 pm.
Alex : Really? In India, it is a matter of an hour to
get stamped for USA.
John : Yeah, but that is because who in India will be
interested in &nbs! p; coming to USA man, their
economy has been booming.
Alex : So, when are you leaving?
John : Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the
client in India and you know, I will be getting a
chance to fly Air-India. Sort of dream come true.
Alex : How long are you going to stay in
India?
John : What do you mean by how long? I
will be settled in
India, my
company has promised me that they will
process my Hara Patta.
! Alex : Really, lucky person man, it is
very difficult to
get a Hara
Patta in India.
John : Yeah, thats why, I am planning to
marry an Indian
girl there.
Alex : But you can find lots of US girls
in
Bangalore,Hyderabad and
Mumbai.
John : But, I prefer Indian girls
because they are
beautiful and
cultured.
Alex : Where did you get the offer,
Bangalore?
John : Yeah, salary is good there, but
cost of living is
quite high,
it is Rs. 1000/- ! for a single room
accommodation.
Alex : I see, that's too much for US
people, Rs.1/- = $
100/-. Oh
God!What about in Chennai, Mumbai?
John ! : No idea, but it is less than
what we have in
Bangalore. It
is
like the world headquarters of Software.
Alex : I heard, almost all the Indians
are having one
personal
Robot
for help.
John : You can get a BMW car for Rs.
5000/-, and a
personal Robot
for
less than Rs. 7500! /-. But my dream is to
purchase Ambassador,
which
costs
Rs.200000/- but has got a sexy design.
Alex : By the way, who is your client?
John : A pure Indian company,
specializing in Embedded
Software.
Alex : Oh, really, lucky to work in a
pure Indian
company. They are
really intelligent and unlike American
Bodyshoppers who have
opened
their
Fly-by-night outfits in India. Indian
companies pay you in
full even
when
you are on bench. My friend Paul Allen, i! t
seems,used his
bench time to
visit Bihar,the most livable place in India,
probably
world.There you
have
full freedom and no restrictions.You can do
whatever you
want! ! I
wonder
how that state has perfected that system.
John : Yeah man, you are right. I hope
our America also
follows
their
footsteps.
Alex : How are you going to cope with
their language?
John : Why not? From my school days I
have been learning
Hindi as my
first language here at New York.! At the
Consulate they tested
my
proficiency in Hindi and were quite
impressed by my cent
percent score in TOHIL i.e.Test of Hindi
as International
Language.
Alex : So, you are going to have fun
there.
John : Yeah, I will be travelling in the
world's fastest
train,
world's largest theme park, and the famous
Bollywood where
you can see
actors like, Hrithik, and all. Esselworld is
also near to
Bollywood.
Alex : You know, the PM is scheduled to
visit US next
year,he may
th! en
relax the number of visas.
John : That's true. Last month,
Narayanamurthy visited
White House
and
donated Rs. 2000/- for in! frastructure
development at
Silicon Valley
and
has promised more if we follow the model of
Silicon City of
Bangalore.
Bill Gates also got a chance of meeting him.
Very lucky
person.
Alex : But, Indian government is
planning to split
Narayanamurthy's Infosys.
John : He is a hard worker man, he can build any
number of Infosys &! gt; like this. Every minute he
is getting Rs. 1000/-. It seems, if you keep all his
money converted as Rs. 100/- notes you can reach
Pluto.
Alex : OK, Good Luck John.
John : Same to you Alex. And don't go to
Consulate in a Kurta Pyjama because they will think
you are too Indianised and may doubt you will
ever come back and hence your Non-Immigrant Visa
may get rejected.But don't forget to say "Namaste,
aap kaise hai" to the Visa officer at Window 5. It
seems he likes that and will not give you a visa if
you don't greet him that way.
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