Once upon a time... (Reloaded)

[diablorulez]

Originally Posted by Chicane

While ekta was taking retake after retake of the 'love saga' ensuing between BAAA and DEV, KoolMale was jealous.
However, IT was unable to decide the reason for its jealousy...whether it was J because DEV had marrowed lines on BAAA and not her (Feminine KoolMale )
or that BAAA had marrrowed line on DEV and not him(MAsculine KoolMale )

Meanwhile...the chargers had a match on their hands....and the world was in danger...

suddenly there was a twist in the tale chargers were asked to play football instead of cricket all courtesy to caught in wrong jobs.. I-am-not-monster.com

while match was going on BAA ran behind the stadium.. dev was also there and he followed her.. suddenly what he saw.. BAA was changing her shape.. OMG!! she is a ichadhaari naagin ..Dev was gasping in surprise ..and he saw a brilliantly flashing Aloo-Mani on BAA's forehead

[Chicane]

Originally Posted by diablorulez

suddenly there was a twist in the tale chargers were asked to play football instead of cricket all courtesy to caught in wrong jobs.. I-am-not-monster.com

while match was going on BAA ran behind the stadium.. dev was also there and he followed her.. suddenly what he saw.. BAA was changing her shape.. OMG!! she is a ichadhaari naagin ..Dev was gasping in surprise ..and he saw a brilliantly flashing Aloo-Mani on BAA's forehead

BAAA had started doing commercials!!!!!

The aloo-mani was nothing but the motto of Jai Maharashtra Wada Pavs - chief sponsers of Dev's newest super duper flick

BAAA had accepted 9 crores to act like an icchadhari nagin eating wada pavs while Dev hatched plans to flood multiplexes with his newest flick....

'Love at the time of gastric'!!!!!!

[swagatsinha]

Originally Posted by Chicane

BAAA had started doing commercials!!!!!

The aloo-mani was nothing but the motto of Jai Maharashtra Wada Pavs - chief sponsers of Dev's newest super duper flick

BAAA had accepted 9 crores to act like an icchadhari nagin eating wada pavs while Dev hatched plans to flood multiplexes with his newest flick....

'Love at the time of gastric'!!!!!!

...As the Gastric epidemic spread through the country, BAAA and Dev laughed their way to the bank. On reaching the bank, however, they came to know that they had forgotten their Chequebooks. Hence, they decided to rob the bank. Then...

[Chicane]

But alas there was a long queue!
Approaching the helpdesk BAAA and Dev were told that there was already a long waitlist period for candidates who wanted to rob the bank of its non-existent assets (NEA's!)...

Could they get a short cut somehow...?

[gvi.shekar]

Originally Posted by Chicane

But alas there was a long queue!
Approaching the helpdesk BAAA and Dev were told that there was already a long waitlist period for candidates who wanted to rob the bank of its non-existent assets (NEA's!)...

Could they get a short cut somehow...?

But no worries, BAAA produced her caste certificate and she was admitted on reservation.
BAAA and Dev were happily robbing the bank when out of nowhere comes Sarkar with a cup of tea

Sarkar : Govinda govinda govinda haainnnn tum saale bank looting haainnnn

BAA starts crying and Dev gets angry and gets renewed power in his 200 year old arms...

[Say2sayeed]

Originally Posted by gvi.shekar

But no worries, BAAA produced her caste certificate and she was admitted on reservation.
BAAA and Dev were happily robbing the bank when out of nowhere comes Sarkar with a cup of tea

Sarkar : Govinda govinda govinda haainnnn tum saale bank looting haainnnn

BAA starts crying and Dev gets angry and gets renewed power in his 200 year old arms...

Dev's muscles bulge and he shakes violently as he turns into the green monster hulk catching sarkar by his throat and flinging him out of the window to space. Hulk destroys every thing in the bank and goes out on a rampage of the city. An emergency is declared and the city is buzzing with sirens and cops who make all effort to catch hulk but in vain. An emergency meeting is called up by sonia gandhi just after the inflation meeting and a plan is drawn with special inputs by laloo yadav. The plan is to make 4 teams consisting of bollywood heroes, tollywood actors , politicians and cricketers respectively and introduce a competition Indian Hulk League between the teams . Whoever catches hulk wins.

[Federer]

Originally Posted by Say2sayeed

Dev's muscles bulge and he shakes violently as he turns into the green monster hulk catching sarkar by his throat and flinging him out of the window to space. Hulk destroys every thing in the bank and goes out on a rampage of the city. An emergency is declared and the city is buzzing with sirens and cops who make all effort to catch hulk but in vain. An emergency meeting is called up by sonia gandhi just after the inflation meeting and a plan is drawn with special inputs by laloo yadav. The plan is to make 4 teams consisting of bollywood heroes, tollywood actors , politicians and cricketers respectively and introduce a competition Indian Hulk League between the teams . Whoever catches hulk wins.

Indian Hulk League is a football league and Hulk runs away to Austria and hence all the teams of EURo cup start also searching for him to win IHL which has now become Internatoinal Contst when suddenly Adolf Hitler...

[gvi.shekar]

Originally Posted by Federer

Indian Hulk League is a football league and Hulk runs away to Austria and hence all the teams of EURo cup start also searching for him to win IHL which has now become Internatoinal Contst when suddenly Adolf Hitler...

...sprouts from nowhere and starts yelling 'Hail the Aryan race!'
A budding CAT aspirant is passing by and he thinks Hitler is teaching vedic mathematics. THe guy gets all his books and goes to Hitlers house for private tuitiona. There, to his utter surprise, Hitler was washing clothes under the supervision of Devdas ki paaro...

[spirit11]

Originally Posted by gvi.shekar

...sprouts from nowhere and starts yelling 'Hail the Aryan race!'
A budding CAT aspirant is passing by and he thinks Hitler is teaching vedic mathematics. THe guy gets all his books and goes to Hitlers house for private tuitiona. There, to his utter surprise, Hitler was washing clothes under the supervision of Devdas ki paaro...

On being Inquired by the student what was she doing in Germany,when she should have been in Thakur ki havelli in downtown kolkata...She gets emotional,starts crying and says....

[AlpeshChaudhari]

..........Thakur died the day after Devdas. So she ran to England away from home-country for peace. During the war with England Hitlar came to know about Paro & fell in love with her. England offered Paro in return of Peace treaty. Hitlar immeditely signed it. But when Hitlar gave a closer look to Paro he realised..............