Once upon a time... (Reloaded)

[gvi.shekar]

Originally Posted by polpot

His company's only client was The rolling Stones. The only query people called to ask was, " are they dead, yet?" Anywho, Axl Rose decides to shed his image of a sadhu and gets himself a sex change and gets a role in the Titanic movie as ROSE. We all know him as Kate winslet...

In the TITANIC, Axl had to lie in a compromising position so that the hero, leo can drawn his/her potrait.
You can imagine Leos shock when he sees that the female in front of him was actually a male who had got a sex change and is a female npw

When Leo realises that Rose is in fact a male he gets confused and thinks if Rose is male then Leo would be a female as there must be one female and one male.
So now there is a Leo who is a male but is confused and acts as a female and a Axl Rose who was a male, is a female now and because of Leo has to act the part of the male actor....

[gvi.shekar]

:lookroun:
pls dont let this thread die puys...

[Say2sayeed]

Originally Posted by gvi.shekar

In the TITANIC, Axl had to lie in a compromising position so that the hero, leo can drawn his/her potrait.
You can imagine Leos shock when he sees that the female in front of him was actually a male who had got a sex change and is a female npw

When Leo realises that Rose is in fact a male he gets confused and thinks if Rose is male then Leo would be a female as there must be one female and one male.
So now there is a Leo who is a male but is confused and acts as a female and a Axl Rose who was a male, is a female now and because of Leo has to act the part of the male actor....

And in this male female delima, a new sex gmale was born. Being the only one of its kind the gmale was feeling a bit out of place. So it decided to just have a tour round the world. It went to different countries and distant lands. On returning from the north pole gmale decided to check out mt evrest. Gmail climed up and was shocked coz Rajnikant was standing there........

[nbangalorekar]

Originally Posted by Say2sayeed

And in this male female delima, a new sex gmale was born. Being the only one of its kind the gmale was feeling a bit out of place. So it decided to just have a tour round the world. It went to different countries and distant lands. On returning from the north pole gmale decided to check out mt evrest. Gmail climed up and was shocked coz Rajnikant was standing there........

Rajnikant perceived a threat from it. so he decided to shoot a bullet from his gun. but there was no gun. so he broke one of his teeth n put it between his lips n blew hard... lo n behold the tooth just cut thru the thin air like a bullet n hit Gmail in its chest..... n poor gmail died...
no sooner than this happened another being rose just from the ashes of gmail which was christened as hotmail... hotmail decided to 'kool' itself bcoz it was too hot (n coz its birth was in traditional 'K'ekta eshtyle)............

[gvi.shekar]

Originally Posted by nbangalorekar

Rajnikant perceived a threat from it. so he decided to shoot a bullet from his gun. but there was no gun. so he broke one of his teeth n put it between his lips n blew hard... lo n behold the tooth just cut thru the thin air like a bullet n hit Gmail in its chest..... n poor gmail died...
no sooner than this happened another being rose just from the ashes of gmail which was christened as hotmail... hotmail decided to 'kool' itself bcoz it was too hot (n coz its birth was in traditional 'K'ekta eshtyle)............

After cooling it became koolmale and was happy
Then suddenly out of nowhere the 400 year old BAAA appeared and slapped it hard

[baaa] ~ kambhakt apne sanskruti ka tujhe kadr nahi rahi. Yahi sanskaar diye humne tujhe joh too sex change kar ke aa gayi

koolmale ~ baa ye meri majboori thee

disssssh dissssssh disssssh a thousand camera angles on baaas shocked and dumbfounded face...

[freakinbubu]

Originally Posted by gvi.shekar

After cooling it became koolmale and was happy
Then suddenly out of nowhere the 400 year old BAAA appeared and slapped it hard

[baaa] ~ kambhakt apne sanskruti ka tujhe kadr nahi rahi. Yahi sanskaar diye humne tujhe joh too sex change kar ke aa gayi

koolmale ~ baa ye meri majboori thee

disssssh dissssssh disssssh a thousand camera angles on baaas shocked and dumbfounded face...

Rajinikanth was watching all of these commotion with expression..........

bored of the fight that had ensued between baa and koolmale he decided to call up the police............when he took out his cell phone he found that there was no network on the mount everest..............enraged :badword: rajinikanth carried the entire mount everest complete with baa and koolmale upon it and brought it to hyderabad.................baa and koolmale in the meantime had not noticed that both of them were flying up in the clouds since they were arguing from that moment onwards...........they came out of their arguments only when the heard the loud scream of the camera man who was filming their argument..........from different angles using the dheeeeesssshh dheeeeessshhh sound effects........the poor guy had toppled off the cliff............meanwhile rajinikanth put down the mount everest at hyderabad and went off to grab a cold drink......................

[swagatsinha]

Originally Posted by freakinbubu

Rajinikanth was watching all of these commotion with expression..........

bored of the fight that had ensued between baa and koolmale he decided to call up the police............when he took out his cell phone he found that there was no network on the mount everest..............enraged :badword: rajinikanth carried the entire mount everest complete with baa and koolmale upon it and brought it to hyderabad.................baa and koolmale in the meantime had not noticed that both of them were flying up in the clouds since they were arguing from that moment onwards...........they came out of their arguments only when the heard the loud scream of the camera man who was filming their argument..........from different angles using the dheeeeesssshh dheeeeessshhh sound effects........the poor guy had toppled off the cliff............meanwhile rajinikanth put down the mount everest at hyderabad and went off to grab a cold drink......................

...Meanwhile, in Hyderabad, all the players of the Deccan Chargers had heard the commotion and come out to see what was happening. When they saw the fighting qualities of BAAA and koolmale, they appointed them the captain and vice-captain of their team. After this, Hyderabad won all the matches and became champions. As BAA lifted the cup,....

[gvi.shekar]

Originally Posted by swagatsinha

...Meanwhile, in Hyderabad, all the players of the Deccan Chargers had heard the commotion and come out to see what was happening. When they saw the fighting qualities of BAAA and koolmale, they appointed them the captain and vice-captain of their team. After this, Hyderabad won all the matches and became champions. As BAA lifted the cup,....

she saw a college student smiling and blowing kisses at her from the crowd.
BAAAA was itne saalon se kisine line nahi maara...

She came down from the podium and approached the student and found that the dude was actually 90 year old Dev Anand playing the part of a college student in a new movie, produced directed financed edited acted and marketed by him with supporting contributions in music and singing.

Looking at BAAA, Dev said...

[learninshweta]

Originally Posted by gvi.shekar

she saw a college student smiling and blowing kisses at her from the crowd.
BAAAA was itne saalon se kisine line nahi maara...

She came down from the podium and approached the student and found that the dude was actually 90 year old Dev Anand playing the part of a college student in a new movie, produced directed financed edited acted and marketed by him with supporting contributions in music and singing.

Looking at BAAA, Dev said...

Baaa Baaa: check out my (takes off his false tuxedo) my new cheer-girl avatar
hoooowwwwwzzzzzzaaaaaaatttttttt

[Chicane]

Originally Posted by learninshweta

Baaa Baaa: check out my (takes off his false tuxedo) my new cheer-girl avatar
hoooowwwwwzzzzzzaaaaaaatttttttt

While ekta was taking retake after retake of the 'love saga' ensuing between BAAA and DEV, KoolMale was jealous.
However, IT was unable to decide the reason for its jealousy...whether it was J because DEV had marrowed lines on BAAA and not her (Feminine KoolMale )
or that BAAA had marrrowed line on DEV and not him(MAsculine KoolMale )

Meanwhile...the chargers had a match on their hands....and the world was in danger...