[Plumber]

Hi everyone…

There are enough threads which don't compound enough your non-existent/miniscule miseries/agonies vis-à-vis Cat, GMAT etc. So this thread is not one of those types. I am just 21 yrs old, who’s like you in many ways, except that I have tremendous gift to create problems, in this world which has suddenly turned pretty problem-free…pretty-agony-free...un-agonyish.

All of us miss those days, when life was a bed of thorns…Our forefathers used to wait for eternity before they managed to get a phone-line.But things have changed radically for us. These days even getting an MTNL connection is so ridiculously unproblematic and un-agoniyish. We take MTNL connection for the reason that the experience will pester us. However, things turn out exactly the opposite, and that uneducated line-fixer comes the next hour,after we've given orders, and manages to do things right, thanks to the “motivation-seminars” that he attends regularly.

Thanks to the self-help books/manuals/ready guides…things have become too comfortable…Everyone night we eat bouts of junk food, and in morning we get up in the hope that something would go wrong with our stomach. However, it just doesn’t happen because we had read the “7 habits of effective stomach management”, last night….which promised any tom **** and harry a good release, come heaven or hell…… and indeed lived upto it.

Every day we try to reach our offices late….but it never happens because inspite of the fact that trains are so irregular, we just end up reaching on time,because we were aware that "it’s important to Be proactive" and hence had jogged till the next-station, in the direction of our office.

Everyday we try to pester our boss by skirting work, by browsing PG, using various sneaky means like proxies and stuff…We fail miserably, and instead…. our boss ends up fondling and patting us for being such an insanely productive worker…This happens because our boss has read the book “How to motivate the smarts and retards of your company”.

I genuinely believe that all of us are frustrated with this state of lack-of- problems and the omnipresence of convenience.

For people, whose strength was/is their talent to create problems, issues etc…have lost their livelihood and further all of us who so desperately try to create problems end up getting applauded for things that are in contrast with respect to what we had set out to do!


This thread is supposed to be a battle to counter the impenetrable wisdom that the shortcuts and one-liners like “Be proactive” “Be nice and gay” impart to the Toms/Dicks/Harries (particularly the middle ones ) to create/maintain success/convenience…Let’s get united against the enemy that’s too powerful…Let’s create problems, where none exist…There are, I know, a lot of souls out there who want to get into some trouble…into a soup…into some agony.I invite all all of them to post their plight…of how badly they wanaa screw around wid their own/others’ lives.

Let’s create agonies fellas…Inviting others of similar talent to join me in helping out puys to go out and create pain/frustrations/agonies etc..and yes this is your un-agony-cle.


Remember, every opportunity is a potential problem!!

Cheers!
---Un-(agony)-cle
---For screwing-up all opportunities, including studies.

[rishabh1985]

Hola..!

very nicely put here by plumber Un-(agony)-cle ..

seems like many of us here ..he's already had an overdose of agony aunt's secret recipies for a tasteful(less) living ..

Thanks but no thanks .. I would rather have my share of problems and miseries .. than go about the same life ..reading the same books .. meeting the same people .. and think that the day went well..!!

heres a list of want to's from my side .. which i think many of you people would identify with ..

1. for all you MICA wannabe's ..ask the interviewers for once .."why MICA ?"
.. had to include this .. coz dis is the only one ive managed to do ..
2. Tell your girlfriend to stop cribbing about the extra kg of weight she's put
on and to start living with the fact that she's fat .
3. Tell your boss that you had enough of his "you didn't do this .." and punch him on his nose .
4. Tell a friend who's always asking for money , to actually consider begging a career option.
5. Get a way to convert "**** off" into doggy language , and to say it to your friendly neighbourhood dog .
6. Get the neta's and babu's of our country to experience what's it to live 6-7 hrs without light in the delhi summers.
7. Give the insolent teacher in your school , who's always threatning you with his cane ,a proper spanking , to remind him of what he's doing to us .
8. Become a worm and eat away all the rat's food , just to teach him a lesson , as to what it feels to eat other people's food.
9. Sneak Himesh Reshamiya into the Pakistani terror camps and give them a demonstration of what lies in store for them in India.
10. Blindfold Himesh Reshamiya and take him to plumber's house and let him listen to plumbers songs for a change ..

Some of the daily miseries .. to which agony aunt would have given absolutely bookish answers ... to which ive given you a colourful option ..

It's always you who has to chose your path ..

which path will you follow today ??

Rishabh

[abhi_g1]

i liked the title pretty fits on me

[Mahip]

Originally Posted by Plumber

This thread is supposed to be a battle to counter the impenetrable wisdom that the shortcuts and one-liners like “Be proactive” “Be nice and gay” impart to the Toms/Dicks/Harries (particularly the middle ones ;-)) to create/maintain success/convenience…Let’s get united against the enemy that’s too powerful…Let’s create problems, where none exist…There are, I know, a lot of souls out there who want to get into some trouble…into a soup…into some agony.I invite all all of them to post their plight…of how badly they wanaa screw around wid their own/others’ lives.

Let’s create agonies fellas…Inviting others of similar talent to join me in helping out puys to go out and create pain/frustrations/agonies etc..and yes this is your un-agony-cle.

May I know why so negative thoughts? :huh:
Or is it like creating problems here and solving it on Agony Aunt thread? :eh:

What's the use of this thread?

[murty001]

Originally Posted by abhi_g1

i liked the title pretty fits on me

Hey dude! In every thread I go I see one liner posts by you which invariably don't mean anything nor add anything to the discussion. Is increasing the post count your sole motto? If that is the case, you are wrong. PG is way beyond post counts.It doesn't matter how many posts you have. It is what you post that counts. So please refrain from posting unless you have anything substantial to add to the topic. I could have sent this to you in a PM but I guess others should also know about this.

PS- Sorry for posting here. I just had to say this.

[rishabh1985]

Hola..!!

some people want to close down this thread .. seems the thread starter doesnt seem to care much .. but i thought i would give it a try ...!!

Agony aunt was created with the sole purpose of helping us "uncomplicate" our lives.. solve our miseries ..etc etc

but what if some people want to revel in those "miseries" .. those "complications"
what if the sole aim of living one's life is not to live a predictable life where u know the next problem about to occur , and the way to solve it ! If that continues , Agony aunt will be outta business .. and you will be asking the same question there .." what is the purpose of this thread?"

We seek not to live a life dictated by the "witty" one liners that agony aunt throws at us .. or for that matter her "solutions"

We represent the brand of people , who think its simpler to have a complicated .. happier to be more misery filled ... and smarter to have a "dumb" life ...

cheerios to all the fellow problem creators .. and disaster bringers ..

we will yet bring about a new dawn in PGland ..

Rishabh
Tribal chief
The most problematic yet coolest chief yet ..!

[laddu_h]

hi people,
rocking life,cum and join the booming ocean of retail.where every day there is emergence on new entries.so waakeeeeee up and glimpse this new world of opportunities

:grab:
Boom!!!!!!!!!!!

[ranjan_CAT]

Originally Posted by Mahip

May I know why so negative thoughts? :huh:
Or is it like creating problems here and solving it on Agony Aunt thread? :eh:

What's the use of this thread?

I think these are negative thoughts.These are the thouhgts which inspires one to think out of box.May there is keen urge to live life on the edge.May be we are bored living the same life.Get up in the mrng.Go to office.Smile all the day even if u dnt want to.Try to please the Boss.Go back home and sleep.This is what i m doing exactly.I strongly feel i m missing thrill and challenges in life.So if we try n get ourselves in problems may be we could some thrill in life.This may sound ridiculous to many,but some times i really miss problems in my life.!!!!

[ranjan_CAT]

Originally Posted by rishabh1985

Hola..!

very nicely put here by plumber Un-(agony)-cle ..

seems like many of us here ..he's already had an overdose of agony aunt's secret recipies for a tasteful(less) living ..

Thanks but no thanks .. I would rather have my share of problems and miseries .. than go about the same life ..reading the same books .. meeting the same people .. and think that the day went well..!!

heres a list of want to's from my side .. which i think many of you people would identify with ..

1. for all you MICA wannabe's ..ask the interviewers for once .."why MICA ?"
.. had to include this .. coz dis is the only one ive managed to do ..
2. Tell your girlfriend to stop cribbing about the extra kg of weight she's put
on and to start living with the fact that she's fat .
3. Tell your boss that you had enough of his "you didn't do this .." and punch him on his nose .
4. Tell a friend who's always asking for money , to actually consider begging a career option.
5. Get a way to convert "**** off" into doggy language , and to say it to your friendly neighbourhood dog .
6. Get the neta's and babu's of our country to experience what's it to live 6-7 hrs without light in the delhi summers.
7. Give the insolent teacher in your school , who's always threatning you with his cane ,a proper spanking , to remind him of what he's doing to us .
8. Become a worm and eat away all the rat's food , just to teach him a lesson , as to what it feels to eat other people's food.
9. Sneak Himesh Reshamiya into the Pakistani terror camps and give them a demonstration of what lies in store for them in India.
10. Blindfold Himesh Reshamiya and take him to plumber's house and let him listen to plumbers songs for a change ..

Some of the daily miseries .. to which agony aunt would have given absolutely bookish answers ... to which ive given you a colourful option ..

It's always you who has to chose your path ..

which path will you follow today ??

Rishabh

I would like to add some more:
Try n make atleat 5 gal frnds and tell each gal about other four.If u come out of this crap safely and successfully making each gal happy the u r good MANAGER!!!!

[anarchy]

Originally Posted by ranjan_CAT

I would like to add some more:
Try n make atleat 5 gal frnds and tell each gal about other four.If u come out of this crap safely and successfully making each gal happy the u r good MANAGER!!!!

You know what I would really love doing right now???

Not work at all in ma company... and if some one asks me to.. give him all my work..

but then.. :confused: isn't that what I already do??? :sly:

so I guess I still have a few complications in ma life.. and I really enjoy those...
I read a line somewhere which stated that....
"Pain is the ultimate driving force"

I guess that suffering and discomfort can also be included in the same!!!
its kinda like hammering your head for a long while coz it feels nice when you stop...
So keep the complications coming.. The readers will be reveling with sadistic glee on hearing others troubles!!! So we are here to provide enjoyments....
try complicating simple things.. like maybe getting breakfast... watching a movie.. travelling from one place to the other etc etc!!!

un(agony)cle is good... he's da best!!!