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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* -
11-12-2006, 03:09 PM
What would you call Arnold Schwarzenegger If he decides to settle down in India....?
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Arnold Shivajinagar....
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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* -
11-12-2006, 03:32 PM
One more original guys....
What do you call a Cricketing Duck who got out on Zero...
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Zero Duck??
naaah...
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Ganguly Duck?
Nope...
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Sehwag Duck?
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No way!
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DUCK DUCK....
emmm.. haha.. hehe... huhu..
Don groan at me pls...
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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* -
11-12-2006, 03:38 PM
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One more original guys....
What do you call a Cricketing Duck who got out on Zero...
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And I thought it was the person who loves "Bombay Duck"  
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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* -
11-12-2006, 04:42 PM
A old couple who have lived a married life for over 50 years always went by one motto:- "Share everything and consider each other equal".
On their 50th marriage anniversary, they decide to go to a nearby hotel for dinner.
There they order food but as usual with only one plate; as they have been doing all their married life. But strangely, while the husband starts eating the wife doesn't eat anything. After 10 mins, the manager goes and asks politely "Ma'm, why aren't you eating? You always share everything"
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She replies " I'm waiting for the teeth!!!!" 
Man, i certainly deserve some *thanks* for this one!!!!
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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* -
11-12-2006, 04:47 PM
I am a dog and you are a flower....wah wah wah wah
I am a dog and you are a flower...wah wah wah wah
So let me lift my leg and give you a shower....
Somebody Stop Me!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* -
11-12-2006, 05:20 PM
are "shers" of extremely bad quality (ummmm... decent ones only) allowed here..
I swear all of them are original... 
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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* -
11-12-2006, 07:25 PM
ChucK De PhattE... Finally a "dedicated"  thread for PJ's ...
# Humara Nazrana #
Fact: In Gujarat, the vehicle numbers have the prefix GJ - ...
Conclusion/Confusion: Shouldn't the vehicle numbers in Punjab start with a PJ ?? 
 Bole To....HARI OM
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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* -
11-12-2006, 07:35 PM
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are "shers" of extremely bad quality (ummmm... decent ones only) allowed here..
I swear all of them are original... |
Farmaiye farmaiye....
Irshaad Irshaad....
Ho Jaaye...
Jitna Ghatiya " sher" ho utna hi ZOR se hum " dahaadenge"...
P.S. - Hum Sunny Deol Nahi Ratan Noora hoon... saala kabhi to bhawnaon ko samjho 
P.P.S. - - Sunny Deol - Super Duper Kabootar Movie "Zor"
- Ratan Noora - Border par jaakar Sher ki tarah dahaadoonga, "AAO SAALON..."
Bole To....HARI OM
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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* -
11-12-2006, 07:45 PM
Bhailog... CTRL C + CTRL V
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Originally Posted by Eccentric001
I am a dog and you are a flower....wah wah wah wah
I am a dog and you are a flower...wah wah wah wah
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Eccentric bhai and ninja_talli_galli, zara kam Copy + Paste karo yaar...
But seriously, Complimentary Peanuts waala ekdum GroanWorthy hai....
Let me lift my fingers and "click" you guys a groan
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Originally Posted by AbhinandanShah
What would you call Arnold Schwarzenegger If he decides to settle down in India....?
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Isn't there someone on PG with that very Username ? hmmmm  ??:
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Originally Posted by ChucK De PhattE
Q: What medicine do you take when you have too much of MavericK?
A: An Anil-gesic
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Q: What happens when your female sibling swallows a roll of Kodak?
A: Photos-in-the-sis |
Oye Too Good Oye
Bole To....HARI OM
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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* -
11-12-2006, 09:16 PM
itne acche pj's aur itne saare groans....:( :( :( :( :( :(
This thread is a danger zone....
Everytime i log on i see more groans on my post..
If i stick on here my groans will be more than my post count..
Somebody Stop Me!!!!!!!!!
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