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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* -
10-12-2006, 09:46 PM
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Somebody Stop Me!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* -
10-12-2006, 10:22 PM
lolz.... seems like people are getting mislead by ur thank-on-groan concept....
Good going chucky.... bring more PJs..... i have a basket of rotten eggs and tomatoes all prepared...... 
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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* -
10-12-2006, 10:49 PM
Ohmaaaaaigawwwwwwd
My groan count has gone up!
Here's something more for you :P
Q: What medicine do you take when you have too much of MavericK?
A: An Anil-gesic
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Q: What happens when your female sibling swallows a roll of Kodak?
A: Photos-in-the-sis
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Q: A man once had a terrible, terrible toothache. So much that he couldn't withstand it anymore and started running due to the pain. What is his acceleration called?
A: Acceleration due to cavity
That's enough for tonight!
Goodnight and Mortein, folks
ChUcK
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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* -
11-12-2006, 10:58 AM
Q. Which user did Mahip ban while sun-bathing on the beaches of Goa, without any internet?
A. User ID -> Ray.
Why? -> Ray-Ban 
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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* -
11-12-2006, 01:06 PM
Somebody Stop Me!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* -
11-12-2006, 02:06 PM
I have come up with two...
1)Mr Black,Mr White, Mr Red and Mr Green were deep in conversation inside a room.Someone from outside called.Mr Black went out to see who it was.After this no one in the room was able to see one another?Why?
Ans: Because it was a black out!(Mr Black was out)
2)When Mr Black came out he saw Mr X waiting.Btw Mr X is a blind man who lost his eye sights in a rainy season of Year 2020(You understand the pollution..acid rains etc right??).Mr X greeted Mr Black,"Hello Mr Green!".
why?
Ans Sawan ke andhe ko sab hara dikhai deta hai!(Green=hara)
I have some more..will post only after response of junta
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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* -
11-12-2006, 02:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chuck_gopal
Q: Why do people who have so much pressure drink so much?
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Improvisation on this...
Q:Why do people drink so much when they are in tension?
A: Because to reduce the tension they need to apply pressure and Bar is the unit of pressure...follow the rest
one original contribution:
Q:Why was Romeo’s heart broken?
Ans: Because it fell for Juliet!
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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* -
11-12-2006, 03:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chuck_gopal
Yes, you heard it right.
The scourge of PJists is back. After excruciating CATting for months, it's now time for the junta to ease back with quality poor jokes.
ChUcK
ONCE AGAIN, ORIGINALS ONLY!
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Ah! i thought chuck had forgotten this idea! I'm in!
Original PJs can be provided by pro-MICA fellas, for the rest (like me), the route is cut-copy-paste  :eh:
(Come on guys, this is a software engineer speaking! Gosh, how can you expect him to provide him original stuff when in the past 4 years of college + 2 years of J2EE work-ex he has been tortured/advised/ordered/begged to go by the cut-copy-paste routine and nothing else! :nervous: )
But i'll make it up by posting some really groan-able PJs
P.S. If you feel my PJ was too - common, groan at me, i'll edit the post! 
P.S.S The confusion continues
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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* -
11-12-2006, 03:00 PM
A long one!!!!
A man goes to a restaurant, orders some takeout, and sits down to wait
for his food.
While he waits, he grabs a handful of peanuts from the bowl on the counter,
and as he starts to chew, he hears a voice say, "That's a beautiful tie, is
that silk? Very NICE choice!"
Wondering who made the comment, he looks around and doesn't see anyone
nearby who could be speaking to him. With a shrug, he pops a few more
peanuts into his mouth.
Next he hears the voice say, "Those shoes are stylin', my man. Are they
Italian leather? They look GRRREAT!"
He whirls around to again but sees no one near him. He glances nervously
around and then at his shoes, which he tucks self-consciously under the
stool.
A little freaked out, he grabs another handful of peanuts. This time the
voice continues with, "That suit looks FANTASTIC! Is it an Armani? Very
nice!"
He immediately calls the waiter over and says, "Look. I keep hearing these
voices telling me how great my tie, my shoes, and my suit look - what's up
with that? Am I GOING CRAZY??"
"Oh," the waiter nonchalantly replies. "It's just the peanuts."
"The PEANUTS?!?" the astonished man asks, staring at the bowl beside him.
"Yes," replies the waiter, "…they're complimentary."
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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* -
11-12-2006, 03:06 PM
Quote:
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A long one!!!!
"Yes," replies the waiter, "…they're complimentary."
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Wanted to groan n-times ..alas there is no such option!
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