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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 07-08-2009, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Amodh View Post
One for the VA guys , sort this out


Q : What comes after 'A'

think
aarey sochhooooooooooooooooooo
Don't know
Ans. Kya bolti tu
And you call yourself VA experts
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There were two Chinese friends..... JO n VO
One day JO got scared n suddenly VO dies,
Y did VO die????
"Because.......JO dar gaya, VO mar gaya"
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Originally Posted by Awesome_Atul View Post
wo konsi chiz hai jisko kha to sakte hai par uka payment karne ke liye usi chiz ke naam ka card ka istmal nahi kar sakte?

chiz ka naam:PAN
card ka naam:PAN card

pan to kha sakte hai par uska payment karne ke liye PAN card ka istmal nahi kar sakte na
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ek ladki ki yaaddasht chali gayi...woh rone lagi...tabhi waha ek ice cream wala aya aur us ladki ko uthake le gaya....kyun

kyunki wo ladki boli "main cone hun ,,,main cone hun"
Are people even reading the title of the thread before posting here??? It has the word ORIGINAL in it..... and these are simply not, by any stretch of imagination.

Other than this, I see people are groaning at good jokes and thanking the poor ones. While this was actually written in the first post of the thread but I guess this encourages people to post silly stuff to garner more thanks...... I think we should keep it simple..... thank the post you like, groan at those which you don't like.

Any comments or suggestions would be welcome. As I had mentioned earlier, I am not the guy to come up with innovative jokes (that's why I don't post here) but I do appreciate people coming up with some


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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 08-08-2009, 12:58 AM

Q) Who is the actual owner of NASA??










Manisha koirala..




kyu??





Aamir khan ne 'Mann' movie mein kaha tha..."NASA yeh pyaar ka NASA hai...ke meri baat yaaron maano..."

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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 08-08-2009, 04:17 PM

while going to africa y did gandhiji travel in third class....
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.coz there was no 4th class


mera maut ke sath appintment 5th december 10 baje hai....
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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 08-08-2009, 05:59 PM

Wat compound do we get if take the average of total charge present in this universe????



Ans : Cumene
(Q-Mean... Q = symbol of charge and mean = average)
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Re: Just for Groans: The PG Poor Joke Corner *ORIGINALS ONLY!* - 10-08-2009, 04:27 PM

Thread Closed. Not seeing many original PJs here and just unnecessary banter. Will open it after the regulars as well as new ones get a good idea what the thread is all about.

How to find if your poor joke is original -
Step 1 ) You created it, not read, heard from any source.
Step 2 ) Search on Google.com
Step 3 ) If you do not find it there, then post here when the thread is opened.

For few days, keep saving your original PJs, no chance of posting them here.

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