[M A N I S H]

Originally Posted by anil

Ok...there are more than 1 ;-)

Gibbs???

[M A N I S H]

A collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh:

1. That ball went so high it could have got an air
hostess down with it.
2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for
India, but it's that of an
incoming train which will run them over.
3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you
when you are bald.
4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid
for a run and midway
sent him back and Dravid was runout in the third
test against the West
Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning
man both ends of the
rope."
5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi
meter.
6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more
than what they hide.
7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way
they will turn!
8. He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a
lot of diesel but
cannot go beyond 30!
9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me
tell you, my friend,
that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world
which does not have
wings!
10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the
Indians are in the
&nbs;sea.
12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a
haystack.
13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a
topless bar!
15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of
the cycle stand at
Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..one falls and
everything else falls!
16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss
without a Squeeze.
17. You cannot make Omlets without breaking the
eggs.
18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a
goal keeper. He must be
given a free transfer to Manchester United.
19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the
first two bites too.
20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never
expect to score a six.
21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the
third umpire, ruled
Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test
at Port of Spain, T&T.
"Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own
buttocks with his two
hands."
22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a
puncture or two.
24. You got to choose between tightening your belt
or losing your pants.
25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for
flaming youth.
27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a
hard-boiled egg.
28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking
competition.
29. The third umpires should be changed as often as
nappies and for the
same reason.

[Spiderman]

anil is the ans V.V.S. laxman?

[MavericK]

Originally Posted by King

anil is the ans V.V.S. laxman?

Laxman...hat-trick kab maara ???
Anwar and Gibbs are correct... there's another Paki ;-)

[capreal26]

Zaheer Abbas .. rediff dekh ke post karta hai ..

[MavericK]

Originally Posted by capreal26

Zaheer Abbas .. rediff dekh ke post karta hai ..

uh duh! ab rediff se hai..to main kya karoon! ;-)

ok..another simple one!
Bob Woolmer the coach of South African cricket team was found to be instructing South African captain Hansie Cronje on the field through wireless.
One other South African player also was found in communication with his coach in the similar way. Who was this other player?

[TheAkshaT]

Bob Woolmer the coach of South African cricket team was found to be instructing South African captain Hansie Cronje on the field through wireless.
One other South African player also was found in communication with his coach in the similar way. Who was this other player?

Gibbs again??

That was in ICC-WC'99 in their first match against India AFAIR...

-Akshat

[gandalf]

i believe allan donald had the other earpiece

[gandalf]

a prophetic question i shud say..... the one about the "person to die on a cricket field coz it seems that "David Evans, 31, was batting in the match at Bomaderry, on the south coast of New South Wales, when a bolt of lightning hit his helmet. " he died........
http://www.cricinfo.com/link_to_data...25JAN2004.html

[MavericK]

Originally Posted by gandalf

i believe allan donald had the other earpiece

yo! gandalf-the-grey ;-) ... long time !!
anyway another sitter!

He scored an unbeaten match-winning century on debut as a captain and won the match by hitting a six off the last delivery. He is an opening batsman and a medium-pace bowler. Has an average above 95. who ???