My prime job last this week at office has been collecting the intersting one line signatures of various PGites..(Hope my boss is not a member of PG)
heres the interesting collection !!!
WARNING: I cannot be held responsible for the above because my cats have apparently learned to type.
I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back. "
Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
10 men were sitting on a bench and feeling happy, happy got up and went away
Impotency--> Nature's way of saying no "hard feelings"!
The Best Things in Life are Either Costly or Married!!!
The days of good english have went.
I started out with nothing,and still have most of it left!
Who says nothing is impossible i have done NOTHING in my life
Living on the Earth may b expensive...But it includes an Annual free trip around the sun
Don't be afraid of pressure. Remember that Pressure is what turns a lump of coal into a DIAMOND
"If a man does his best, what else is there?"
- General George S. Patton (1885-1945)
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Don't waste water, bathe with the neighbour's wife........
I dont seem to suffer from insanity, i simply enjoy it.
i am not as think as you confused i am...
Pencils ! The only usable thing IMS gave me
Plain hard work is not the source to plenty. The poorer people are, the plainer and harder they work. The better off play golf !"
With limitless IMAGINATION, energetic ACTION and a deep sense of JOY !!!
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