Hey! Thought i`ll expand the scope to "funny messages" in general, rather than just "PMs at pagalguy.com" I recently got a new cell number and i keep getting calls for some Neha, i dont know how and why. i dont mind the calls coz they`re usually sweet sounding giggly chicks who apologize for full 5 mins

Here are some interesting pieces:
Excerpt 1
Chick 1: hi, can i talk to neha?
Me: i think you have the wrong number.
Chick 1: o sorry.
calls again...
Me: hello
chick 1: oh, it`s you again.
Me: yes
chick 1: Can i talk to neha?
Excerpt 2:
Chick 2: Can i talk to neha?
Me: There's no neha on this number
Chick 2: ok, when will she be back?
Excerpt 3:
Chick 3: Can i talk to neha?
Me: No, you have the wrong number.
i receive an SMS...
"caled u 2 mins bak,sum guy pikd up. bf kya? <annoying smiley>"
Neha, if you`re reading this, please give your friends your new cell number!