[Solid_Snake]

1.Serious white actor pairing up with a wacky Black sidekick
2.Computers never running windows,and huge screens and really simple to operate.
3.The bad guy explaining his plan in detail rather than putting it into action

[scorpion86]

1. When the heroine knows a killer's on the loose, hears or sees something suspicious like footsteps upstairs or an open window in the house, and decides to go investigate herself instead of CALLING THE POLICE like a normal person.

2. When the heroine finds herself alone with the psycho and, instead of making nice till she can make a discreet exit, PROVOKES him by bragging about how she figured out he's a murderer.

This one is minor, but it still bugs me:

3. When two characters are having a phone conversation and hang up without saying good-bye. I realize they do this to cut down on unnecessary dialogue, but NO ONE does that. I don't think I've EVER been on the phone and hung up without exchanging good-byes.

[Amrin Mehrotra]

This happens in Bollywood movies and especially in horror flicks, the actress feels thirsty in the middle of the night only, goes to fetch water in the kitchen and lands up seeing the ghost......when these ladies know that they feel thirty during the night why don't they keep a bottle of water near them.

[cat=chimera]

Ek baar mujhe maa keh kar pukaro beta.

Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain

Operation karna hoga, dus hazaar rupaiye lagenge

Maine tumhe kya samjha, Aur tum kya nikley!

[debashish4u]

Maa, main tera beta hoon.

Cheers,
Debashish

[rahul..]

When heroine is about to be raped by villain she says..
"nahi..ss.. Bhagwan ke liye muze chhod do"

N when dat heroine returns to home,her mother shouts n cry :'( saying,
"hey Bhagwan,.. Ye tune kya kiya??"

Meanwhile bhagwan: gurrr #%@*$
"wat did i do man? Y am i blamed everytime..? "

[The_Fighter]

In most of the Priyadarshans comedy flicks u wil find at the end of the movie all the characters running in madness making us laugh only once.

Why does hero like srk gets names like rahul, raj why cant kaliya or gabbar.
Rather why cant kaliya be a hero of the movie?

It is sunken in our brains that particular name has to b of hero's or villains.

[Amrin Mehrotra]

Originally Posted by The_Fighter

In most of the Priyadarshans comedy flicks u wil find at the end of the movie all the characters running in madness making us laugh only once.

Why does hero like srk gets names like rahul, raj why cant kaliya or gabbar.
Rather why cant kaliya be a hero of the movie?

It is sunken in our brains that particular name has to b of hero's or villains.

Exactly....I totally agree with you on this. In Bollywood only the hero has to have a glamorous name and the poor villians are deprived of this and end up getting names like 'Teja'....'Kaliya' n all....

[rahul..]

While reaching to d villain,hero kills as many men of villain as is possible by his gun n finally wen he get face to face to d villain his gun has no bullets at all.so he starts beating him by bare hands.n lastly somehow he is about to kill him,suddenly police interupts with patent dialogue,"thahro vijay,kanun ko apne hathme mat lo." (wat about previously killed men??)
D story never ends here.villain always commits silly mistake of picking up gun n shooting some vip.hero then saves dat person dying or shooting villain.
So silly.

[Mahip]

'theory of relativity'

A hero always has a close dumb friend who is a comedian.
Probably that is why the hero looks like a 'super hero' to the heroine