[shrutz]

haha
Ezekiel?
Lord of the Rings?

Here's a song in praise (?) of DG

Is this the real life-
Is this just PG-
Caught in a petition-
No escape from reality-
Open your eyes
Look to the new posts and see-
DG's just a lil villain, doesn't cause much pain-
Because he's easy come,easy go,
A little high,little low,
Anyway the SB scrolls,doesn't really matter,
To him...

Allwin ,DG just killed a thread,
Cracked some PJs that we dread,
Typed it all out,now it’s dead,
DG ,the thread had just begun,
But now you’ve gone and thrown it all away-
DG ooo,
In hot oil we'll make you fry-
If you're back here same time tomorrow-
You'll be carried all the way to the gutters-

Too late,DG's time has come,
Send shivers down his spine-
Make his feet beat the time-
C'mon everybody-Let's make this true-
Rip the mask off and let him face the truth-
DG ooo- (To make another joke)
Don't even try,
We'll make you wish you'd never been born at all-

We see a little silhouetto of a man,
Zanyzaphod,Zanyzaphod, will he do the fandango?-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening DG-
Desiguru, Desiguru,
Desiguru Desiguru
Desiguru figaro-ridiculo-
But he's just a lil villain and nobody's really scared-
He’s just a lil villain from a B grade movie-
Spare him his words from this anonymity-
Easy come easy go-,Shall we let him go?-
Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
DG's here, DG's here, DG's here, let him go?-
Pagalguy has a ban put aside for him,for him,for him-

(DG Speaks now)
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can read me and leave me to fry- (err Yes we do!)
Oh Ranju -can’t do this to me Ranju-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta PG-

Nothing really matters,
There's no more DG,
Nothing really matters-,DG's finally out of PG,

Any way the SB scrolls....
(Sung to the tune of The Bohemian Rhapsody)
Duh! Were you expecting Oh, Come All Ye Faithful?

[QuintEssence]

Originally Posted by linnet

arrey whats s happenin
dg is tryin 2 b matt damon
i mean the gud shepherd
here i'm waitin day and night 2 see that movie ,
and whats this--- dg as gud shepherd
nahiiii --------

arr guys..DG is quoting Jules (Samuel Jackson) from Pulp Fiction..get a hold on ur movies dudes

if u need to answer him..use Kill Bill dialogues or something

[denish]

Originally Posted by DesiGuru

zan and company

Like I said earlier ...please give a fitting reply to one and all.

Originally Posted by DesiGuru

Well there's this passage I got memorized.

Good thing. Thou must have a good memory. Do you remember me ?

Originally Posted by DesiGuru

Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

rephrased in the context of this thread
"The path of the righteous MEN/WOMEN is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil Gurus.

Originally Posted by DesiGuru

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of CATness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the consoler of depressed CATters.

He who in the name of charity takes undue advantage of helpless CATters and XATters and act as a SQUATTER of public space ought not to be allowed to go sCo(A)T free.

Originally Posted by DesiGuru

So I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my fellow CATters. And you will know I am the DesiGuru when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Evil has struk but the good will fight back, the retribution shall be swift & no quarters shall be given. The Fellowship of CATters as thou prefers to call thy Evil alliance is nought but a vicious circle where thou have given Rings of power and consumed unwary PGites.

Originally Posted by DesiGuru

I been posting here for months. And if you ever read it, it meant your a**. I never gave much thought what my posts meant.

did they?

Originally Posted by DesiGuru

I just thought it was some cold-blooded lines to say to a CATter whose life sucks anyways.

Ahh....Evil speaks out to his heart's content...let there be light & truth shall prevail.

Originally Posted by DesiGuru

I saw this chick this mornin' made me think twice. See now I'm thinkin', maybe it means you're the evil men. And I'm the righteous man.

Now that thou art thinking...think of all the evil in the PGworld, all the Malice spread by the so-called Gurus. There was a time to repent. But now thou have reached the Pinnacle of Evilty (for lack of knowledge of proper adjective) having walked over poor CATters and noobies to reach the top.

Originally Posted by DesiGuru

And my posts here are the shepherd protecting your righteous a**es in the valley of CATness.

The sort of Shepherd who would not think twice before slaughtering a poor lamb for Lunch.

Originally Posted by DesiGuru

Or it could mean you're the righteous men

ahhhh...Nirvana, beter late than never.
"God said, let there be Newton and there was Light everywhere"

Originally Posted by Desiguru

and I'm the shepherd and it's the CAT that's evil and selfish. Now I'd like that.

Commandment 00: Thou shalt not put the blame on others for thy Evil Deeds.

Originally Posted by Desiguru

But that stuff ain't the truth.

Awww...and then came Einstein and there was Darkness again.

Originally Posted by Desiguru

The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

Though art a tyrant to Evil men as well ??
Oh..... But we the errrr...Good Guys shall not bow before you....We shalt fight till YOUR last breath or post ... whichever comes first.

Originally Posted by Desiguru

PS: number of petitions = number of PG members and you will know who DG is:wink:

= no. of DG fans

[zanyzaphod]

bumping the thread to entertain the masses

[KAUN]

Why r all u guys after DG.
He's not all that bad though he cant take criticism and comments in the right spirit.
So the next time You want to talk to him he'll ask u to kiss his #$s.

[Mrs.Zong]

OMG !!!!

How could i miss this thread

Excellent effort puys Long live the revolution!

@rohit

U were right. He does write crap

@shrutz..

chuck IIMB i think u will do better bein a poetess

[Mrs.Zong]

<......snip....>

gadbad ho gaya!!

[thedragonreborn]

Originally Posted by Mrs.Zong

OMG !!!!

How could i miss this thread

Excellent effort puys Long live the revolution!

@rohit

U were right. He does write crap

@shrutz..

chuck IIMB i think u will do better bein a poetess

For those who come in late : The Revolution has come and gone and the DG lives on


cheers!!!

p.s Shrue can do a nice job plucking coconuts too

[zanyzaphod]

Originally Posted by thedragonreborn

For those who come in late : The Revolution has come and gone and the DG lives on


cheers!!!

p.s Shrue can do a nice job plucking coconuts too

Pursuant to our recent conversation about ebook readers, junk et al, I am reviving this thread. It is imperative, now more so than ever, in this time of violent change, that the revolution lives on! The enemy in all forms must be crushed without mercy...

Vive La Revolution! Long live the revolution!

[QuintEssence]

Originally Posted by zanyzaphod

Pursuant to our recent conversation about ebook readers, junk et al, I am reviving this thread. It is imperative, now more so than ever, in this time of violent change, that the revolution lives on! The enemy in all forms must be crushed without mercy...

Vive La Revolution! Long live the revolution!

pursuant to the conversation about this conversation, we still have to get the essential incendiary supplies.... in other words, where are the chicks? no self-respecting revolutionary gets to be called one without the groupies hanging on to his arm